Shocker: Paris Hilton is a terrible mother

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Who would’ve thought??!

 

CNN — 

Paris Hilton took more than a minute to diaper her newborn son.

On a recent episode of the reality show “Paris in Love,” Hilton asked her sister Nicky Hilton, “Should I learn how to change his diaper?” about her new then-newborn son, Phoenix.

Paris Hilton admitted, “Okay, I’m scared” as she revealed to her sister that she had not yet changed her one-month-old’s diaper.

“I said I wouldn’t do this on my birthday, but I will for you,” she told her baby boy. “Anything for Phoenix.”

What followed was a diaper changing lesson from her nanny and her sister.

Now the heiress/entrepreneur/DJ is getting plenty of practice.

She recently announced that she and her husband Carter Reum have welcomed a second child, daughter London.

Earlier this year, Hilton explained to Glamour UK why she and Reum opted to use a surrogate to have their son.

“When I was in ‘The Simple Life,’ I had to be in a room when a woman was giving birth and that traumatized me as well,” she told the publication. “But I want a family so bad, it’s just the physical part of doing it. I’m just so scared… childbirth and death are the two things that scare me more than anything in the world.”

[League Champion 1,911]

Liberal Moms typically are clueless. 

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If I were a kid I’d rather take my chances with Casey Anthony 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

2 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Liberal Moms typically are clueless. 

She’s definitely a coke head, but probably still better than a toothless meth add1ct

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2 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

She’s definitely a coke head, but probably still better than a toothless meth add1ct

Same difference 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

1 minute ago, League Champion said:

Same difference 

I disagree. You can quit doing coke and sorta get your life together. But with meth, you’re gonna be in that white trash trailer living off government assistance for the rest of your life  

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1 minute ago, IGotWorms said:

you’re gonna be in that white trash trailer living off government assistance for the rest of your life  

She has Hilton money . She's never going to be on Government assistance. Now maybe the girl working at Walmart. You can't compare the 2.

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13 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

If I were a kid I’d rather take my chances with Casey Anthony 

 

[League Champion 1,911]

6 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

living off government assistance for the rest of your life  

Liberals prefer heroin 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,484]

She has people for that.  Like Tim. 

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43 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

I disagree. You can quit doing coke and sorta get your life together. But with meth, you’re gonna be in that white trash trailer living off government assistance for the rest of your life  

 

 

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7 hours ago, League Champion said:

Liberal Moms typically are clueless. 

How long until he’s wearing a dress?

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7 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

If I were a kid I’d rather take my chances with Casey Anthony 

I laughed 

[seafoam1 3,059]

Worms and his "reality" show banter....

[League Champion 1,911]

7 hours ago, Dizkneelande said:

How long until he’s wearing a dress?

Too late 

[Voltaire 5,317]

15 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

If I were a kid I’d rather take my chances with Casey Anthony 

I'd stick with Paris Hilton but always be jealous of you.

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12 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

I'd stick with Paris Hilton but always be jealous of you.

Both with raise perfectly normal, healthy Sluts. 

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21 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Who would’ve thought??!

 

CNN — 

 

I can't believe this is what is reported as news.