Let’s Write A Christmas Carol

[BunnysBastatrds 2,441]

Bunny the drunken bastatrd  ,had a very fawked up liver. And  If you ever saw it, you would even   say  it’s  a hot mess beyond recognition. All the other drunkards, would write nazi symbols on his forehead, and wouldn’t let him play quarters games.  Then one shinny Mardi Gras, the bartender says , “ Bunny With your liver so fawked up, won’t you ride my mom tonight?” All of the bar flys shouted out with throw up. Bunny, you’ll down on anyone.

[weepaws 3,191]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Bunny smells, and Kutulu lay eggs, oh what fun it is to laugh at these two clowns tonight.  

Merry Christmas.  

God bless. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,523]

Bunny got run over by a seafoam walking home from the Old Absinthe House on Christmas eve. You can say there's not such thing as a seafoam but as for me and Posty we believe.

[Voltaire 5,316]

A fun concept but you guys have no sense of rhythm.

[Voltaire 5,316]

Philly from Geek Club was an jolly creepy troll
With a burlap sack and a nylon rope 
And a stocking full of coal

Philly from Geek Club is a fairy tale, they say
The press said "no" but the hookers know
He almost took their lives that day

There must have been some Quaaludes in
That ginger rum they downed
For when they got their senses back
He had them gagged and bound

Oh, Philly from Geek Club
Was as sick as he could be
And the hookers say how he liked rough play
Just the same as you and me

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Philly go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the bags of blow

Ooh Philly from Geek Club
Knew the cops were hot that day
So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun
Now before I'm put away."

Down to the graveyard
With a shovel in his hand
Well, one found a way to make her escape
Saying "catch me if you can!"

She led him down the streets of town
Right to a traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard them holler "Stop!"

Oh, Philly from Geek Club
Had to run to get away
So he waved goodbye
"Get your friends untied, I'll be back again someday"

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Philly go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow

[frank 2,306]

1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

A fun concept but you guys have no sense of rhythm.

 

[5-Points 3,529]

2 hours ago, Voltaire said:

Philly from Geek Club was an jolly creepy troll
With a burlap sack and a nylon rope 
And a stocking full of coal

Philly from Geek Club is a fairy tale, they say
The press said "no" but the hookers know
He almost took their lives that day

There must have been some Quaaludes in
That ginger rum they downed
For when they got their senses back
He had them gagged and bound

Oh, Philly at Geek Club
Was as sick as he could be
And the hookers say how he liked rough play
Just the same as you and me

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Philly go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the bags of blow

Ooh Philly from Geek Club
Knew the cops were hot that day
So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun
Now before I'm put away."

Down to the graveyard
With a shovel in his hand
Well, one found a way to make her escape
Saying "catch me if you can!"

She led him down the streets of town
Right to a traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard them holler "Stop!"

Oh, Philly from Geek Club
Had to run to get away
So he waved goodbye
"Get your friends untied, I'll be back again someday"

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Philly go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow

[BunnysBastatrds 2,441]

On 12/24/2023 at 4:12 AM, Voltaire said:

A fun concept but you guys have no sense of rhythm.

Are you calling me out for being white and having two left feet and a small pemus? 

[cyclone24 1,913]

On 12/24/2023 at 4:12 AM, Voltaire said:

A fun concept but you guys have no sense of rhythm.

Racism

[easilyscan 925]

Comment in the Pioneer press December 2016 
Ahhh Christmas time in the twin cities. It makes me want to sing...

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The ghetto sent to me
12 illegals stealing
Eleven ho’s a screaming
Ten crooks a robbing
Nine flash mobs a mobbing
Eight cars with bass a booming
Seven gangsters a looming
Six kids with six different dads all serving…

Five years in jail……..

Four crack pipes
Three lines of coke
Two bags of weed
And another one shot by the cops.
 

[easilyscan 925]

On 12/24/2023 at 6:07 AM, frank said:

 

Dumb as the day is long, but that body!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,441]

Merry fawking Christmas