wiffleball 4,642 Posted February 16 Well, back in the hospital. They moved me to the cardiac unit and I have the weirdest bed. It makes this constant low humming noise like there's a fan, sort of like you'd hear out of the desktop pc. And randomly, without any prompting by me, my bed will just adjust itself. Bottom top middle, whatever. Apparently, it's a defense against bed sores. But when you're just barely waking up & your bed pulls some weird ass trick, it's a little disorienting. Oh, btw, this blows. Lol, tbi, t&p, r&r, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 16 Haven't seen that. I've had the lower leg massagers multiple times, as well as the bed sore pad they stick on your lower back/upper ass. Is this part of the V-Tach you mentioned recently? I presume, since you are in the cardiac unit. Do they have a plan of attack yet? Quote A healthy heart typically beats about 60 to 100 times a minute at rest. In ventricular tachycardia, the heart beats faster, usually 100 or more beats a minute. Sometimes the rapid heartbeat prevents the heart chambers from properly filling with blood. As a result, the heart may not be able to pump enough blood to the body. If this happens, you may feel short of breath or lightheaded, or you may lose consciousness. Ventricular tachycardia episodes may be brief and last only a couple of seconds without causing harm. But episodes lasting more than a few seconds (sustained V-tach) can be life-threatening. Sometimes ventricular tachycardia can cause the heart to stop (sudden cardiac arrest). Treatment for ventricular tachycardia may include medication, a shock to the heart (cardioversion), catheter procedures or surgery to slow the fast heart rate and reset the heart rhythm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted February 18 Well, they buried me in bad news. But I feel fine and I'm in no way hampered. At a club right now. I did have the V-Tack. And other nonsense. The nurses sucked. Maybe I'll have one of those "beer" things I've been hearing so much about. ...with grated parmesan and balsamic vinaigrette. 🫢 ...always sumfin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted February 18 Damn man. Hope you feel better. Yeah the bed thing would be really weird specially, if you’re just trying to sleep. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,267 Posted February 18 Only wiffleball could go from a hospital cardiac unit to a bar in a little over 24 hours and get sucked by a nurse along the way. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,267 Posted February 18 21 minutes ago, wiffleball said: The nurses sucked. Did they swallow your man geyser? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted February 18 26 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: Did they swallow your man geyser? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,560 Posted February 18 @seafoam1 When Rusty puts down his troll mask to insert some humor in a thread about a silverback poster in the hospital with medical issues, your best move is to let him roll, set aside Rusty's 'Biden sucks' reminders for a more appropriate thread, and say something to keep Wiff entertained. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,560 Posted February 18 3 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said: Did they swallow your man geyser? I know that's what he says but don't think the nurses do that anymore. It must have been a program function from the high-tech bed that got the same result. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted February 18 2 minutes ago, Voltaire said: @seafoam1 When Rusty puts down his troll mask to insert some humor in a thread about a silverback poster in the hospital with medical issues, your best move is to let him roll, set aside Rusty's 'Biden sucks' reminders for a more appropriate thread, and say something to keep Wiff entertained. nah...It's the right move. Pisses him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,482 Posted February 18 3 hours ago, Voltaire said: @seafoam1say something to keep Wiff entertained. It must be ronery in that hospital room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted February 18 4 hours ago, seafoam1 said: nah...It's the right move. Pisses him off. Not the right move, it ruins ever thread and keeps other people from checking the site as much. Too much collateral damage if you troll ever thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted February 18 9 hours ago, wiffleball said: Well, they buried me in bad news. But I feel fine and I'm in no way hampered. At a club right now. Glad you are feeling better. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 18 It seems wrong that in a thread where Wiff provides bad medical news, I feel the most sorry for Seafoam, because this V-Tach thing is probably treatable, but I don't think Seafoam's insufferability is. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted February 18 2 hours ago, MTSkiBum said: Not the right move, it ruins ever thread and keeps other people from checking the site as much. Too much collateral damage if you troll ever thread. Collateral damage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
