Pontius Pilates

[weepaws 3,191]

Wife told him to stay away from Jesus.   

While Jesus was sitting on the judgement seat, Pilates wife said to him, have nothing to do with that Just Man Jesus, For I have suffered many things today in a Dream because of Jesus.  Matthew 27:19.  

I have always felt a little sad for Pilate, he was in a very tough situation, and he knew Jesus was a righteous person.  But God’s will be done, and thank you Jesus Christ for dying, and Rising for us.   

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

40 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Wife told him to stay away from Jesus.   

I've been trying to call Jesus all weekend but he's not answered my calls. I need some electrical done at the ranch house. 

Let me know if you see that Son of a Biatch! 

[weepaws 3,191]

24 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I've been trying to call Jesus all weekend but he's not answered my calls. I need some electrical done at the ranch house. 

Let me know if you see that Son of a Biatch! 

That’s because your focked. 

Proverbs 15:29.  The Lord does not listen to the wicked, but hears the prayers of those who do right.  Amen

John 9:31.  Now we know that God does not hear sinners.  Amen 

James 4:3.  When you ask, you do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives.  Amen. 

Psalm 66:18. You cherish sin in your heart, the Lord would not have listened.  Amen. 

Isaiah 1:15.  When you spread out your hands, I will hide My eyes from you, even though you make many prayers, I will not listen, your hands are full of blood.  Amen. 

See your focked.   Call an electrician, if you need help financially let me know. 

Ill see you soon with our next Bible study.  Thanks  

 

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

7 minutes ago, weepaws said:

That’s because your focked. 

Proverbs 15:29.  The Lord does not listen to the wicked, but hears the prayers of those who do right.  Amen

John 9:31.  Now we know that God does not hear sinners.  Amen 

James 4:3.  When you ask, you do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives.  Amen. 

Psalm 66:18. You cherish sin in your heart, the Lord would not have listened.  Amen. 

Isaiah 1:15.  When you spread out your hands, I will hide My eyes from you, even though you make many prayers, I will not listen, your hands are full of blood.  Amen. 

See your focked.   Call an electrician, if you need help financially let me know. 

Ill see you soon with our next Bible study.  Thanks  

 

That's impressive WeePaws. Kudos my friend 

[TimHauck 2,863]

I thought this thread was going to be about a Pilates facility that allows trannies in their bathrooms or something

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

6 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

I thought this thread was going to be about a Pilates facility that allows trannies in their bathrooms or something

If that's what you're into. 

 

 

[weepaws 3,191]

18 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

I thought this thread was going to be about a Pilates facility that allows trannies in their bathrooms or something

Piece of is looking for His ghey kind.  

You brood of vipers, how can you who are Evil say anything good?  

For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of .  Matthew 12:34.  

Go looking for your ghey brothers somewhere else.  

Looking forward to your great reply, I’m sure.  

[TimHauck 2,863]

Just now, weepaws said:

Piece of is looking for His ghey kind.  

You brood of vipers, how can you who are Evil say anything good?  

For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of .  Matthew 12:34.  

Go looking for your ghey brothers somewhere else.  

Looking forward to your great reply, I’m sure.  

WWJD

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

6 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

WWJD

Leviticus 18:22

“ ‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

[wiffleball 4,790]

So, one week, the masses are laying palm fronds so his damn burro could trot easier. 

 

A few days later? Give this guy the worst punishment ever! 

 

I'm grateful, but...really? 

[BeenHereBefore 1,518]

He did say I found no fault with Jesus.

[Gepetto 1,368]

15 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

So, one week, the masses are laying palm fronds so his damn burro could trot easier. 

 

A few days later? Give this guy the worst punishment ever! 

 

I'm grateful, but...really? 

Different groups of people. Believers laid palm fronds. Non-believers had him executed. It's not that complicated.

[BeenHereBefore 1,518]

1 minute ago, Gepetto said:

Different groups of people. Believers laid palm fronds. Non-believers had him executed. It's not that complicated.

Wiff is more interested in what snacks they ate at those times.

[Gepetto 1,368]

6 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Wiff is more interested in what snacks they ate at those times.

haha, I've been enjoying squeeze cheese on Ritz crackers recently.

[BeenHereBefore 1,518]

3 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

haha, I've been enjoying squeeze cheese on Ritz crackers recently.

Right On!

[Nomad99 742]

7 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

haha, I've been enjoying squeeze cheese on Ritz crackers recently.

I've been into the bacon cheddar pub cheese on wheat thins of late.

[TimHauck 2,863]

3 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Leviticus 18:22

“ ‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

Does he call people pieces of sh1t?

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

1 minute ago, TimHauck said:

Does he call people pieces of sh1t?

Jesus would never 

[weepaws 3,191]

1 hour ago, wiffleball said:

So, one week, the masses are laying palm fronds so his damn burro could trot easier. 

 

A few days later? Give this guy the worst punishment ever! 

 

I'm grateful, but...really? 

They took branches of palm trees and went out to meet a Him, and cried out, Hosanna, Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord, the King of Israel.  John 12:13.  Not the same two groups of people.  Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

18 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

Does he call people pieces of sh1t?

But Jesus turned and said to Peter, Get behind Me satan, You are a Stumbling block to Me, for you are not setting your mind on God’s purposes, but men’s.  Matthew 16:23.   He would call you satan, I call you a piece of .  Amen. 

[The Real timschochet 6,760]

And so the king is once again my guest. And why is this? Was Herod unimpressed? 
 

Sung by the legendary Barry Dennan. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,518]

17 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

And so the king is once again my guest. And why is this? Was Herod unimpressed? 
 

Sung by the legendary Barry Dennan. 

Funny if Herod was not impressed why did he got to all the trouble to have Jesus killed as a baby ?

[TimHauck 2,863]

51 minutes ago, weepaws said:

But Jesus turned and said to Peter, Get behind Me satan, You are a Stumbling block to Me, for you are not setting your mind on God’s purposes, but men’s.  Matthew 16:23.   He would call you satan, I call you a piece of .  Amen. 

Just for expressing some doubt about something Jesus said?  Sounds like something a cult leader would do 

[Gepetto 1,368]

12 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

Just for expressing some doubt about something Jesus said?  Sounds like something a cult leader would do 

Jesus Christ performed miracles to back up his teachings.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I was sure this was going to be a Bunny thread, with videos of fat chicks trying to stretch