Nobody focks with Dice. Dice does the focking.

[edjr 6,580]

 

 

[purdygood 343]

Ay yo! I'm 66 years old and nobody cares what I think. Yo! Bobbity bobbity lickety split, me and Trump will be dead real quick ay yo!  (has he had a comedy special that was a hit in like 20+ years?)

[Mike Honcho 5,250]

 

[edjr 6,580]

2 minutes ago, purdygood said:

Ay yo! I'm 66 years old and nobody cares what I think. Yo! Bobbity bobbity lickety split, me and Trump will be dead real quick ay yo!  (has he had a comedy special that was a hit in like 20+ years?)

Eddie Murphy hasn't had a special that was a hit in 40 years

It's okay to appreciate the past. 

[purdygood 343]

Just now, edjr said:

Eddie Murphy hasn't had a special that was a hit in 40 years

It's okay to appreciate the past. 

Fair enough!   Honestly, I've literally never laughed at a Eddie Murphy joke during stand up.  Some of his movies were "ok" (shrugs)

[edjr 6,580]

8 minutes ago, purdygood said:

Fair enough!   Honestly, I've literally never laughed at a Eddie Murphy joke during stand up.  Some of his movies were "ok" (shrugs)

 

[purdygood 343]

Just now, edjr said:

 

A slight chuckle. But why is he dressed like Thriller?  I get it, it was the 80's.

[edjr 6,580]

Just now, purdygood said:

A slight chuckle. But why is he dressed like Thriller?  I get it, it was the 80's.

How old are you? Granted, I loved Delirious so much, I have heard it hundreds of times (used to have the cassette in my car) I still think it stands the test of time.

Raw (his next stand up show) was terrible. 

Also, he dressed like that cause he could. (1983)

[purdygood 343]

Just now, edjr said:

How old are you? Granted, I loved Delirious so much, I have heard it hundreds of times (used to have the cassette in my car) I still think it stands the test of time.

Raw (his next stand up show) was terrible. 

Also, he dressed like that cause he could. (1983)

I am 42.  I am not hating, I just was never into Eddie Murphy. The whole SNL Gumby thing.   Just meh.   But I'm sure there are comedians I love that you would hate, it's all subjective! That's why i love comedy!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,409]

Andrew Dice Ghey: Hickory…Dickory…Dock…Edjr is suckin my . The clock strikes three…I unload my goo, and drop him off on the next block! Woooooow

[nobody 2,643]

Dude really thought now he was a huge star and played sold out arenas multiple times a week.  

Okay, Andrew.

[edjr 6,580]

2 minutes ago, purdygood said:

I am 42.  I am not hating, I just was never into Eddie Murphy. The whole SNL Gumby thing.   Just meh.   But I'm sure there are comedians I love that you would hate, it's all subjective! That's why i love comedy!

You were 1 when Delirious came out.  I was 11   

 

[purdygood 343]

Old man!  haha  Fair enough!   I understand things from your child hood can resonate.  Like I said, I'm sure some comedians I like you'd be like WTF haha  all good!  I would listen to Dice on the Howard Stern show when i was driving to High School. haha

[Horseman 2,438]

5 minutes ago, nobody said:

Dude really thought now he was a huge star and played sold out arenas multiple times a week.  

Okay, Andrew.

 

 

[nobody 2,643]

Okay, horseman.

I never did understand why people liked this dude.  Same as George Carlin.  Oooh, I said bad words.  Look how funny I am!

[edjr 6,580]

1 minute ago, nobody said:

Okay, horseman.

I never did understand why people liked this dude.  Same as George Carlin.  Oooh, I said bad words.  Look how funny I am!

Oh No you din't!!!!!!!!!!! now you've crossed a line

[Tree of Knowledge 1,799]

10 minutes ago, nobody said:

Dude really thought now he was a huge star and played sold out arenas multiple times a week.  

Okay, Andrew.

He had about a 2 - year run in late 80’s early 90’s that was unrivaled with stand ups at the time. 

[Horseman 2,438]

9 minutes ago, purdygood said:

Old man!  haha  Fair enough!   I understand things from your child hood can resonate.  Like I said, I'm sure some comedians I like you'd be like WTF haha  all good!

You've never even listened to his albums.

14 minutes ago, purdygood said:

I am 42.  I am not hating, I just was never into Eddie Murphy. The whole SNL Gumby thing.   Just meh.  

 

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Rolling Stone's February 2015 appraisal of all 141 SNL cast members to date, Murphy was ranked second (behind John Belushi). "It is customary (and accurate) to say that Eddie Murphy is the only reason SNL survived the five-year wilderness without Lorne Michaels", the magazine noted.

 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,799]

I think we need a Mt.Rushmore of standup comics thread.  

[edjr 6,580]

Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

I think we need a Mt.Rushmore of standup comics thread.  

For the 6th time?

[Horseman 2,438]

3 minutes ago, nobody said:

Okay, horseman.

I never did understand why people liked this dude.  Same as George Carlin.  Oooh, I said bad words.  Look how funny I am!

I get why he wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea.  But, you implied he didn't play sold out arenas.  He absolutely did.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,799]

Just now, edjr said:

For the 6th time?

Ha.  I missed those.  My bad

[nobody 2,643]

He seems like he'd be down to fight.  I wonder if I could bait him into a fight.

I always dreamed of fighting a celebrity that thinks he's a bad ass just to see if I could win.  Samuel L Jackson is like the main one that I've dreamed of fighting, but Andrew could work.  Or maybe Joe Pesci, but I think he's so small it wouldn't be much of fight.

[edjr 6,580]

Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

Ha.  I missed those.  My bad

I gotcha  

[purdygood 343]

Just now, edjr said:

For the 6th time?

I'm calling for a 7th!   (I've been to Mt. Rushmore, during Sturgis, it was weird and kinda boring to be honest)

[nobody 2,643]

Just now, Horseman said:

I get why he wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea.  But, you implied he didn't play sold out arenas.  He absolutely did.

I said he didn't play them multiple times a week.  The whole post was like 20 words.  How could you miss that?

[Drizzay 713]

The only thing wrong about the Dice Man is when he does standup, every mook from New Jersey in the audience that night thinks they are also the Dice Man.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,799]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

I gotcha  

No  in mine

[nobody 2,643]

3 minutes ago, purdygood said:

I'm calling for a 7th!   (I've been to Mt. Rushmore, during Sturgis, it was weird and kinda boring to be honest)

Chapelle, Prior, CK, and I don't know let's throw Norm MacDonald in there.

[edjr 6,580]

1 minute ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

No  in mine

As far as comedic talent and writing. Dude was not good. 

Can't deny how popular his shtick became though. 

[Horseman 2,438]

6 minutes ago, nobody said:

I said he didn't play them multiple times a week.  The whole post was like 20 words.  How could you miss that?

In February 1990, Clay became the first comedian to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,799]

Just now, edjr said:

As far as comedic talent and writing. Dude was not good. 

Can't deny how popular his shtick became though. 

More of a fad than a comedy legend. Don’t get me wrong, I laughed my ass off during his run.  I was in college.  

[nobody 2,643]

4 minutes ago, Horseman said:

In February 1990, Clay became the first comedian to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden.

Oh, so he did it once.  In the Rogan interview he implied he was doing it every week.  Poor, Andrew.

Maybe you can send him some can mail and boost his confidence, so he doesn't have to misrepresent his success.

[edjr 6,580]

Just now, nobody said:

Oh, so he did it once.  In the Rogan interview he implied he was doing it t every week.  Poor, Andrew.

Maybe you can send him some can mail and boost his confidence, so he doesn't have to misrepresent his success.

A narcissist staple. See Donald Drumpf

[nobody 2,643]

Just now, edjr said:

A narcissist staple. See Donald Drumpf

Preach

[nobody 2,643]

20 minutes ago, edjr said:

Oh No you din't!!!!!!!!!!! now you've crossed a line

I had to punch out after about 3 minutes.  Can you point me to the funny section?

[Horseman 2,438]

Just now, nobody said:

Oh, so he did it once.  In the Rogan interview he implied he was doing it t every week.  Poor, Andrew.

Maybe you can send him some can mail and boost his confidence, so he doesn't have to misrepresent his success.

Clay was the first and only comedian to sell out over three hundred sports arenas across the country to an audience of more than twelve million people.

[nobody 2,643]

Just now, Horseman said:

Clay was the first and only comedian to sell out over three hundred sports arenas across the country to an audience of more than twelve million people.

I find that hard to believe, but I guess I was wrong.  Good for Andrew.

[Horseman 2,438]

2 minutes ago, nobody said:

I find that hard to believe, but I guess I was wrong.  Good for Andrew.

Clay starred in numerous feature film and television roles, including Entourage (the movie), a critically-acclaimed role in Woody Allen’s Academy Award nominated Blue Jasmine, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane and a standout role in the final season of HBO’s Entourage.

Clay's HBO and Showtime specials include Dice Man Cometh, Andrew Dice Clay: INDESTRUCTIBLE, Andrew Dice Clay Presents The Blue Show.

Clay has released numerous best-selling DVDs (No Apologies and Dice Rules!) and a string of multi-gold and platinum selling CDs (The Day The Laughter Died and Face Down, Ass Up).

[Horseman 2,438]

I'm no fanboy.  I liked Clay and thought it was funny at the time.  It's just that too many people just say stuff on this forum.  Google AI is just a click away, it's easier than ever to fact check yourself.