I don't have the stamina to keep up with her.

[lickin_starfish 1,893]

My wife went Christmas shopping today, and I almost agreed to go with her. She's been gone for like five hours now. I'm so glad I didn't go because I'd be dragging ass by now.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,852]

4 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

My wife went Christmas shopping today, and I almost agreed to go with her. She's been gone for like five hours now. I'm so glad I didn't go because I'd be dragging ass by now.

You dodged a bullet.  Seriously, we may never have heard from you again.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

That’s okay, the rest of the Geek Club does

[cmh6476 1,010]

13 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

That’s okay, the rest of the Geek Club does

"Shopping"

[supermike80 1,810]

I just kicked her out after she made me a sandwich.  She should be there soon

[Death 301]

I enjoyed "going shopping" with your wife today, and I had more than enough stamina to "keep up with her."

She might be "gone" for a few more hours.

Shop 'til you drop, baby.

[kutulu 1,659]

Who does? She's a machine.

[jbycho 608]

1 minute ago, Death said:

I enjoyed "going shopping" with your wife today, and I had more than enough stamina to "keep up with her."

She might be "gone" for a few more hours.

Shop 'til you drop, baby.

I heard she really does love going shopping with gay guys. You two have fun. 

[Death 301]

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[jbycho 608]

6 minutes ago, Death said:

Oh boy. Responding to my every post is really "ignoring" me. You really got me there. 

[Voltaire 5,203]

2 hours ago, lickin_starfish said:

My wife went Christmas shopping today, and I almost agreed to go with her. She's been gone for like five hours now. I'm so glad I didn't go because I'd be dragging ass by now.

Mind numbing boredom avoided. Good job.

[jbycho 608]

3 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Mind numbing boredom avoided. Good job.

I go with my wife when she hits the stores that have a small bar for the guys to sit at. I actually enjoy that then. 

[weepaws 3,157]

Not me., I love going Christmas shopping.