Whoops, Macron and Friedrich forget the coke spoon

[Frozenbeernuts 2,330]

No surprise that the global liberal movement is lead by people getting blitzed. Doing drugs makes you slip up from time to time. Be more careful there for the next media circus. Don't want your base to find out. Zelensky was probably getting the itch watching this video.

https://x.com/Zlatti_71/status/1921530091885978037?s=19

[Thornton Melon 648]

You sure you weren't the one doing drugs? It looks like a napkin.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,330]

4 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

You sure you weren't the one doing drugs? It looks like a napkin.

Maybe. Why hide it so conspicuously then? Why was there something that looked like a coke spoon? Why do these guys appear to be on drugs so often? Its beyond obvious Zelensky is always on coke. Why doesn't this ever concern democrats?

[Ron_Artest 2,141]

Bro needs to stay off the x

[Maximum Overkill 2,389]

13 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

Bro needs to stay off the x

His Wife is a Man, he does.poppers and Coke. Just like a liberal,  ain't it? 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,330]

3 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

His Wife is a Man, he does.poppers and Coke. Just like a liberal,  ain't it? 

His wife is literally a dude. A guy who groomed him from a young age. This is the guy that liberals love and trust. So weird.

[thegeneral 3,548]

18 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

His wife is literally a dude. A guy who groomed him from a young age. This is the guy that liberals love and trust. So weird.

[squistion 2,474]

19 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

His wife is literally a dude. A guy who groomed him from a young age. This is the guy that liberals love and trust. So weird.

And you are literally nuts if you believe that. 

[jerryskids 7,052]

51 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

You sure you weren't the one doing drugs? It looks like a napkin.

He wasn't trying to hide a napkin.

[Maximum Overkill 2,389]

He hides his coke in his butt plug

[HellToupee 2,164]

What the hell was he doing, from one hand to his other then to his pocket 

[HellToupee 2,164]

1 hour ago, Thornton Melon said:

You sure you weren't the one doing drugs? It looks like a napkin.

Probably the most logical explanation. If he just picked it up and not slyly do it from hand to hand there would be no story. His actions raise doubt 

[Thornton Melon 648]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

He wasn't trying to hide a napkin.

Meh, maybe not. Who knows? When I first watched, it was on my phone, so of course I'm looking at a tiny screen. On my laptop, it still looks like a napkin, but then I saw the other guy hide some indecipherable object. So, two people hiding something does look more suspicious.

I guess my initial reaction was based on the limited capabilities of a phone screen, plus the recent whack job posting history of the OP.

[Fnord 2,492]

Jeezus, you guys are so desperate to distract from Trump taking hundreds of millions of dollars of gifts from foreign countries you'll grasp at anything. Perhaps they were just removing detritus from the table before the photo op? Silly idea, I know!

Obviously none of you have been around cocaine much, or at all. Good for you! But it also means you're speaking from your asses without thinking. One item was a folded up piece of paper or napkin, the other looked like a small wadded up piece of paper, like what a straw (!!OMG a straw!! that proves it amirite?!!) goes in. Cocaine is not stored in paper or napkins. Evidence of it's presence is not kept on a tabletop when members of the press are nearby, no matter how badly you want these three to be the world's biggest morons. There is zero evidence of the presence of cocaine. Sorry guys!

[Herbivore 1,193]

On 5/11/2025 at 9:22 AM, Frozenbeernuts said:

No surprise that the global liberal movement is lead by people getting blitzed. Doing drugs makes you slip up from time to time. Be more careful there for the next media circus. Don't want your base to find out. Zelensky was probably getting the itch watching this video.

https://x.com/Zlatti_71/status/1921530091885978037?s=19

no surprise you are following russian propaganda

[thegeneral 3,548]

That’s a napkin. 

The little spoon is a bit odd. Must be some Euro thing!

[Fnord 2,492]

Just now, thegeneral said:

That’s a napkin. 

The little spoon is a bit odd. Must be some Euro thing!

What focking spoon? 

Q: who uses a spoon to do coke?

A: nobody. Spoons are for heroin, silly!

 

[thegeneral 3,548]

2 minutes ago, Fnord said:

What focking spoon? 

Q: who uses a spoon to do coke?

A: nobody. Spoons are for heroin, silly!

 

The other guy has a spoon he covers. It’s def not a heroin spoon, probably for his tea!

[Fnord 2,492]

32 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

The other guy has a spoon he covers. It’s def not a heroin spoon, probably for his tea!

But how could you tell it was a spoon? It sure wasn't obvious to me watching the video.

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

1 hour ago, Fnord said:

Jeezus, you guys are so desperate to distract from Trump taking hundreds of millions of dollars of gifts from foreign countries you'll grasp at anything. Perhaps they were just removing detritus from the table before the photo op? Silly idea, I know!

Obviously none of you have been around cocaine much, or at all. Good for you! But it also means you're speaking from your asses without thinking. One item was a folded up piece of paper or napkin, the other looked like a small wadded up piece of paper, like what a straw (!!OMG a straw!! that proves it amirite?!!) goes in. Cocaine is not stored in paper or napkins. Evidence of it's presence is not kept on a tabletop when members of the press are nearby, no matter how badly you want these three to be the world's biggest morons. There is zero evidence of the presence of cocaine. Sorry guys!

I use a coke bullet.  Small, easily concealable in the palm, and quite utilitarian.

[thegeneral 3,548]

6 minutes ago, Fnord said:

But how could you tell it was a spoon? It sure wasn't obvious to me watching the video.

It’s some weird long thin spoon thing. Like I said probably some Euro tea spoon that Lords use

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

If they are using coke I bet it is the most pure peruvian marching powder available.

[Fnord 2,492]

17 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I use a coke bullet.  Small, easily concealable in the palm, and quite utilitarian.

You are a man with taste and pragmatism. And what is attached to the bullet? A glass or plastic vial, usually mostly clear or slightly opaque. Not a baggie or napkin. And never left on a table in plain view, no matter how many snorts you've taken off the thing or how many other intoxicants you might also have in your system.

I have a personal goal to meet you IRL sometime and share a coupla lines and a good joint topped with a few fingers of fine whiskey. Regrettably I don't get to CO more than once every 2-3 years and I was just there last summer. I thought about reaching out but was limited in time. Lemme know next time you're in Minny!

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

You are a man with taste and pragmatism. And what is attached to the bullet? A glass or plastic vial, usually mostly clear or slightly opaque. Not a baggie or napkin. And never left on a table in plain view, no matter how many snorts you've taken off the thing or how many other intoxicants you might also have in your system.

I have a personal goal to meet you IRL sometime and share a coupla lines and a good joint topped with a few fingers of good whiskey. Regrettably I don't get to CO more than once every 2-3 years and I was just there last summer. I thought about reaching out but was limited in time. Lemme know next time you're in Minny!

I will do so.  I prefer single malts, darker beers, and edible pot.  We can work out the details later but sounds like we are fairly aligned, intoxicant-wise.  Also, fairly aligned humor-wise. 

[Fnord 2,492]

1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

I will do so.  I prefer single malts, darker beers, and edible pot.  We can work out the details later but sounds like we are fairly aligned, intoxicant-wise.  Also, fairly aligned humor-wise. 

Single malts, absolutely! I avoid edibles, but they are easily procurable, as are THC drinks. I look forward to it!

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

Just now, Fnord said:

Single malts, absolutely! I avoid edibles, but they are easily procurable, as are THC drinks. I look forward to it!

When you get older smoking is tough on the lungs even through a really fine bong.  I am at that age. 

[Fnord 2,492]

Just now, Engorgeous George said:

When you get older smoking is tough on the lungs even through a really fine bong.  I am at that age. 

Fair, and I gave away my last bong many years ago, finding them too ostentatious and wasteful of product.