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What other useless “insults” can you remember from your yute?

 

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

 

 

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I know you are but what am I?!

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I always preferred the "your mom" insults. Those used to really mean something. 

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27 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I always preferred the "your mom" insults. Those used to really mean something. 

You mean like, your momma so fat that her high School yearbook photo is an aerial view?

Or maybe like, your mama so fat she's got more chins than the Chinese phone book?

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37 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I always preferred the "your mom" insults. Those used to really mean something. 

 

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16 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

You mean like, your momma so fat that her high School yearbook photo is an aerial view?

Or maybe like, your mama so fat she's got more chins than the Chinese phone book?

Or just really random ones like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, "Your mom goes to college." 

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45 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I always preferred the "your mom" insults. Those used to really mean something. 

In junior high/high school, it was mostly racial jokes.

Jew, black, Ethiopian etc.

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54 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

I always preferred the "your mom" insults. Those used to really mean something. 

Your mom is so stupid, she jumped out the window & the Biotch went up!

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27 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

You mean like, your momma so fat that her high School yearbook photo is an aerial view?

Or maybe like, your mama so fat she's got more chins than the Chinese phone book?

Your mamma so fat her beeper is the size of a VCR. 

Think that one is a little dated ?

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your momma so fat, well of course she is, it is 2025.

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10 minutes ago, edjr said:

In junior high/high school, it was mostly racial jokes.

Jew, black, Ethiopian etc.

What do you say to a Hispanic guy in a 3 piece suit ?

Will the defendant please rise. 
 

Why do blacks always have sex on their minds ?

Because they have pubic hair on their heads. 

What do you call a fat Chinaman ?

Chunk  

There might be more. 

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