Good evening peepers, prowlers, pederasts, panty-sniffers, punks and pimps.

[HellToupee 1,922]

I used to be a big reader , graduated from Northeastern with an English degree. Hate most of the classics, to me the classics . Anyway I’ve gotten back into reading and found it relaxing , James Ellroy ,  Cormac McCarthy etc.  I’ve recently gotten into Mickey Spillane. 
Anyone else read?
 

 

[thegeneral 3,336]

Read most nights as going to bed. Only make it a.few pages so books last forever. I read mostly trash or easy stuff. John Grisham, books about golf, books about surfing,  post apocalypse genre, the occasional biography.

Read on Kindle so usually pick the next book up based on their reccos.

[Maximum Overkill 2,170]

18 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Read most nights as going to bed.

Sexless marriage, so sad. 

[weepaws 3,233]

The Number one selling book ever, the Bible, all the time, everyday, what a great education, Truth, wisdom, righteousness, sacrifice, merciful, grace, love, now that’s a great read.   Thanks.  

[BunnysBastatrds 2,519]

 How did you think I got your numbah off the bathroom stall?

[thegeneral 3,336]

4 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Sexless marriage, so sad. 

Your mom is always pleased.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,519]

 My first joke I learned…

 little Johnny goes to school, late as usual. Ms.Crabtree scolds him and beats him with a yard stick ruler. About two hours into class, Johnny haas to take piss, so he Ms. Crabtree and tells him stoopid and sit down you moron. Teachers teaching engrish  and ask for volunteers to spell the alphabet. Li Johnny and stand up and recites.  abcdefghijklmno..qrstuvwxy and a. Ms Crabtree says “well done Johnny. But you left the p out. Why? lil Johnny” cause it’s running down my leg biotch!”

 

[MikeMatt 201]

5 hours ago, weepaws said:

The Number one selling book ever, the Bible, all the time, everyday, what a great education, Truth, wisdom, righteousness, sacrifice, merciful, grace, love, now that’s a great read.   Thanks.  

Number 1 fictional best seller. Keep it straight bible boy. 

[MikeMatt 201]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 My first joke I learned…

 little Johnny goes to school, late as usual. Ms.Crabtree scolds him and beats him with a yard stick ruler. About two hours into class, Johnny haas to take piss, so he Ms. Crabtree and tells him stoopid and sit down you moron. Teachers teaching engrish  and ask for volunteers to spell the alphabet. Li Johnny and stand up and recites.  abcdefghijklmno..qrstuvwxy and a. Ms Crabtree says “well done Johnny. But you left the p out. Why? lil Johnny” cause it’s running down my leg biotch!”

 

Spell ICUP

Kindergarten humor

[BunnysBastatrds 2,519]

3 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Spell ICUP

Kindergarten humor

 Bend over and spell RUN three times 

[HellToupee 1,922]

14 hours ago, thegeneral said:

Read on Kindle 

Wife has had one for years , I just started using one recently. Never realized my eyes were so bad until I had the ability to make the text bigger 

[thegeneral 3,336]

30 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Wife has had one for years , I just started using one recently. Never realized my eyes were so bad until I had the ability to make the text bigger 

the backlight also helps a lot. The store interface is crap but having the bookstore all in there is very nice. Current read is “The Match” about a bet between two millionaires led to a round of golf between Byron Nelson and Ben Hogan against amateurs Harvie Ward and Ken Venturi. Kind of like “Seabiscuit” in the way they are building up the story.

[MikeMatt 201]

16 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Bend over and spell RUN three times 

That’s what Add1ct used to say to *******

[SUXBNME 1,570]

On 8/29/2025 at 7:41 PM, HellToupee said:

I used to be a big reader , graduated from Northeastern with an English degree. Hate most of the classics, to me the classics . Anyway I’ve gotten back into reading and found it relaxing , James Ellroy ,  Cormac McCarthy etc.  I’ve recently gotten into Mickey Spillane. 
Anyone else read?
 

 

Ludlum is possibly my favorite.  The Matarese Circle is a classic. 

Then again, I used to love Encyclopedia Brown and Peanuts. Oh...And Garfield

[MikeMatt 201]

87th Precinct series. Ed McBain

[edjr 6,689]

On 8/30/2025 at 7:53 AM, MikeMatt said:

Number 1 fictional best seller. Keep it straight bible boy. 

nailed it

[The Real timschochet 7,043]

Top ten favorite novels: 

1. Shogun by James Clavell

2. The Caine Mutiny by Herman Wouk 

3. The Winds of War/War and Remembrance by Herman Wouk 

4. The Lords of Discipline by Pat Conroy 

5. The Man by Irving Wallace 

6. Trinity by Leon Uris 

7. Tai-Pan by James Clavell 

8. The Stand by Stephen King 

9. Mila 18 by Leon Uris 

10. Noble House by James Clavell 

[supermike80 1,985]

5 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Top ten favorite novels: 

1. Shogun by James Clavell

2. The Caine Mutiny by Herman Wouk 

3. The Winds of War/War and Remembrance by Herman Wouk 

4. The Lords of Discipline by Pat Conroy 

5. The Man by Irving Wallace 

6. Trinity by Leon Uris 

7. Tai-Pan by James Clavell 

8. The Stand by Stephen King 

9. Mila 18 by Leon Uris 

10. Noble House by James Clavell 

I remember when i first read the Stand.  Multiple times reading something going "damn that focker can write"

[MikeMatt 201]

5 hours ago, supermike80 said:

I remember when i first read the Stand.  Multiple times reading something going "damn that focker can write"

11/22/63 ?

[supermike80 1,985]

8 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

11/22/63 ?

Nutter one.  For sure