Gratefulegg1973

Absolute must win game or I miss the playoffs. Was up 27pts and he has Jason Myers left. Pretty safe right? Wrong. FU Seattle. Score a f'n touchdown

FU Brian Thomas Jr. 2 f'n catches? Remember when this clown was actually good? Fock off loser FU Travis Etienne. I bench him, he puts up 20pts. I start him, he puts up 5. Every f'n time.

So f'n sick of the same guys that do all year except the games they play me. AJ Brown's had 3 great games all year, all against me. Josh Allen and Hurts the same thing. Unreal. While I'm here, FU Devonta Smith. Can you run a route over 2 yards? Apparently not. Time for you to cry like a baby like AJ did. Maybe then you'll get some targets. And FU Barkley. Gotta be a bust of the year candidate at RB.

FU Lamar Jackson. I'm dropping you for Lamar Latrelle from Revenge of the Nerds. His limp-wristed throwing style is surely better than yours. Seriously, 1 TD in 4 games? Go fock yourself Lamar. Preemptive FU to DeVonta Smith. Since I'm playing against Hurts and Brown, I'm sure you'll put up one of your patented 4-32 games.

Lamar sucks. Can't believe I started him over Dak, again. Never again. That being said, he should have two long TDs. Absolute garbage call and a complete fluke

A hot tip for everyone, go all in whenever one of these ego baby receivers takes a fit about not getting enough balls. AJ Brown cried for weeks. Now he gets every ball and Smith can't even get a target

Welp, time to stream QBs, as Lamar Jackson will be dropped Wednesday morning. Stefon Diggs has screwed me every single week this year, so come Wednesday he's gone too.

FU to all the 'experts' that had Diggs as a top 10 WR this week. Caused me to put this over the hill scrub in for Pittman at the last minute. FU Baltimore. I guess the mighty Jets D is way too much for Lamar and Henry to handle. Losers FU Tee Higgins. 1 grab? lol. Way to step up this week.

I've played against Allen 3 times this year. Here were his points: Week 1: 44.7 Week 9: 31 Today: 52 (and counting)

I hope Buffalo gets the ball back again and Josh Allen breaks his leg

FU Josh Allen. Dude scores 20 points a week except the weeks I play against him. Then he's putting up 40 or 50, every f'n time. Unreal And still, despite being an absolute shootout, Cade Otton has 1 catch. Fock off

Oh, and FU Sam LaPortaPotty. Mysteriously injures himself and placed on IR, which caused me to start Cade 'milk carton' Otton. FU, Cade

FU Woody Marks. Apparently Tennessee D is just too tough for you? So glad I started you over Diggs. Eat sh!t loser

FU Michael Shittman. Thanks for the 1 grab you turd.

Oh goodie, BTJ is hurt now too!