Gratefulegg1973

A hot tip for everyone, go all in whenever one of these ego baby receivers takes a fit about not getting enough balls. AJ Brown cried for weeks. Now he gets every ball and Smith can't even get a target

Welp, time to stream QBs, as Lamar Jackson will be dropped Wednesday morning. Stefon Diggs has screwed me every single week this year, so come Wednesday he's gone too.

FU to all the 'experts' that had Diggs as a top 10 WR this week. Caused me to put this over the hill scrub in for Pittman at the last minute. FU Baltimore. I guess the mighty Jets D is way too much for Lamar and Henry to handle. Losers FU Tee Higgins. 1 grab? lol. Way to step up this week.

I've played against Allen 3 times this year. Here were his points: Week 1: 44.7 Week 9: 31 Today: 52 (and counting)

I hope Buffalo gets the ball back again and Josh Allen breaks his leg

FU Josh Allen. Dude scores 20 points a week except the weeks I play against him. Then he's putting up 40 or 50, every f'n time. Unreal And still, despite being an absolute shootout, Cade Otton has 1 catch. Fock off

Oh, and FU Sam LaPortaPotty. Mysteriously injures himself and placed on IR, which caused me to start Cade 'milk carton' Otton. FU, Cade

FU Woody Marks. Apparently Tennessee D is just too tough for you? So glad I started you over Diggs. Eat sh!t loser

FU Michael Shittman. Thanks for the 1 grab you turd.

Oh goodie, BTJ is hurt now too!

Playing not to drop two games out of a playoff spot. I go against: Stafford Jeanty Bijan London Higgins Wandale Fock fantasy football

Welp, a combined 11 points from Taylor, Brown, and Tyler Warren. Awesome. Fock off

FU to the Colts OC. 1st quarter over. Taylor has like 2 carries. Pittman's laying an egg. Warren doing nothing. But hey, gotta get Alec Pierce going. FU Chase Brown. I shoulda known last week was a fluke.

I'm playing against Bijan and London in both leagues. That means career days for each

Derrick Henry blows