Gratefulegg1973

I've played against Allen 3 times this year. Here were his points: Week 1: 44.7 Week 9: 31 Today: 52 (and counting)

I hope Buffalo gets the ball back again and Josh Allen breaks his leg

FU Josh Allen. Dude scores 20 points a week except the weeks I play against him. Then he's putting up 40 or 50, every f'n time. Unreal And still, despite being an absolute shootout, Cade Otton has 1 catch. Fock off

Oh, and FU Sam LaPortaPotty. Mysteriously injures himself and placed on IR, which caused me to start Cade 'milk carton' Otton. FU, Cade

FU Woody Marks. Apparently Tennessee D is just too tough for you? So glad I started you over Diggs. Eat sh!t loser

FU Michael Shittman. Thanks for the 1 grab you turd.

Oh goodie, BTJ is hurt now too!

Playing not to drop two games out of a playoff spot. I go against: Stafford Jeanty Bijan London Higgins Wandale Fock fantasy football

Welp, a combined 11 points from Taylor, Brown, and Tyler Warren. Awesome. Fock off

FU to the Colts OC. 1st quarter over. Taylor has like 2 carries. Pittman's laying an egg. Warren doing nothing. But hey, gotta get Alec Pierce going. FU Chase Brown. I shoulda known last week was a fluke.

I'm playing against Bijan and London in both leagues. That means career days for each

Derrick Henry blows

FU Dallas for being the most pathetic organization in football. Even in a blowout loss, his Javontae is almost outscoring my Dak and Ceedee. lo

FU Shanahan. CMAC had 2 touches in the first half? lol And FU Skataboo. Him getting hurt may cost me $75,000 on DK

For starters, FU Lamar. Be a man and play the game you sissy. FU Quentin Johnston. Thanks for the goose egg thursday night. I could have put myself in my lineup and got the same result. FU Cinci coaching. Chase Brown FINALLY has some nice runs and gets you to the goal line. Naturally you then have 62 year old Flacco QB sneak for the TD. May as well send a FU out to DeVonta Smith while I'm at it. This twerp has burned me for years and I'm sure today will be no different