Death Pool update: Stephen Hawking

[Mungwater 588]

So whos in charge of the X-men now?

[BudBro 117]

Larry King: "Do you believe in God?"

 

Hawking: "If by 'God' you mean the laws of physics which drive the universe, then yes."

 

 

 

 

Translation... "No"

 

 

 

well, he knows the truth by now doesn't he

 

Indeed.

[patweisers44 697]

heard this on the radio this morning:

 

Do you think Stephen Hawking talked in his sleep?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

heard this on the radio this morning:

 

Do you think Stephen Hawking talked in his sleep?

Depends, did he sleep in his chair?

[wiffleball 4,640]

That didn't take long. There is a gift or a meme or a scattle or whatever the fuk you guys call it.

 

Long, Tall pristine pearly white flight of stairs ascending into fluffy white clouds.

 

Steven in his wheelchair at the bottom of the stairs thinking "well schitt."

 

[wiffleball 4,640]

Actual quote from Stephen Hawking.

 

it wouldn't be much of a universe if it wasn't home to the people you love.

[wiffleball 4,640]

So whos in charge of the X-men now?

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Lou Gehrig: Im gonna live till 37

 

Stephen Hawking: Hold my beer.

 

LG: I cant

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Lou Gehrig: Im gonna live till 37

 

Stephen Hawking: Hold my beer.

 

LG: I cant

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Lou Gehrig: Im gonna live till 37

 

Stephen Hawking: Hold my beer.

 

LG: I cant

so focking wrong. This is the kinda sh!t the geek club is for.

[IMMensaMind 459]

Lou Gehrig: Im gonna live till 37

Stephen Hawking: Hold my beer.

LG: I cant

Bahahahahhaha