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What $25 and an order of Chicken McNuggets will get you.....

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Imagine getting arrested for $25 and nuggets :(

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I see this sh!t all the time at work. Tons of 18-25 year old chicks who get hooked on drugs and taken out of state to be whores. Pretty sad.

 

One time we had a chick OD laying behind a hotel. When she came to, she immediately starts spitting out pubic hairs. She had a tat on her back "established 1992". This was 5 or 6 yrs ago.

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I see this sh!t all the time at work. Tons of 18-25 year old chicks who get hooked on drugs and taken out of state to be whores. Pretty sad.

 

One time we had a chick OD laying behind a hotel. When she came to, she immediately starts spitting out pubic hairs. She had a tat on her back "established 1992". This was 5 or 6 yrs ago.

 

CAN SIZE?

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I think the undercover cop should be able to get the blowjob as a little perk.

 

Support these officers for christs sake!!

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I mean, that's a great deal. If I'm that cop I get the BJ and tell my other officers the sting was a bust.

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I think the undercover cop should be able to get the blowjob as a little perk.

Support these officers for christs sake!!

Like Mcnulty on the Wire! They go in for a hooker questioning and he's banging two of them!

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Oh man this reminds me of the time one of my employees showed me a text she found on her husbands phone...

 

Some girl saying she'll give him a BJ for $7 and two cigarettes. :clap:

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Oh man this reminds me of the time one of my employees showed me a text she found on her husbands phone...

 

Some girl saying she'll give him a BJ for $7 and two cigarettes. :clap:

 

she must have needed a pack of cigs

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What do you get if you SuperSize the order?

Chicken Pox

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Newbie would blow you for some bronzer and a selfie stick

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Like Mcnulty on the Wire! They go in for a hooker questioning and he's banging two of them!

Ever see that south park where a cop goes a as an undercover prostitute.....but he's actually blowing all the guys, banged a whole fraternity.....haha....still kills me every time.

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