2011 Offseason Arrests!

[jocstrap 8]

Alright ladies and gentlemen - we have another offseason of bordem ahead of us. We do have the lockout looming, which brings another little twist to the down time...but other than that, the NFL draft is all we have to look forward to. Not many conversation topics except for the dumbazzes who get arrested. Last year was the lowest number in our 4 or 5 years of doing this - - -ONLY 17. Maybe Goodell has scared the bejesus out to these boys. There wasn't even an exciting arrest last year. Car infractions was it at a total of 9. Now 2009 & 2008 - - that's another story!

 

Thanks to the posters in the past who have been very up to date - - Vikes4ever and Worm - you two have been great

 

Here is the 2010 rap sheet...

http://www.fftodayfo...howtopic=361601

 

 

So what's your guess for this offseason?

 

and once again...Dear all NFL players...Jocstrap is available for driving your vehicle any particular night in the offseason. My rate is $1000 per night + travel expensess + hotel + food + car rental - - - this is so much cheaper than your DUI you will receive. If you smoke pot in the car, I promise I won't tell . If you bang a chick - I promise I wont look! Good luck Boys, may you have a great offseason!

 

2011 ARRESTS

 

#1 Michael Bush - RB - OAK - - Driving While Intoxicated

#2 Legedu Naanee - WR - FA - - Public Intoxication and resisting arrest - - and a pepper spray:)

#3 King Dunlap - OT - PHI - - Reckless Driving and disorderly conduct - - refused to move his car after final warning

#4 Chris Cook - CB - MIN - - Pulling out a gun during a fight

#5 Mario Henderson - OT - OAK - carrying a concealed weapon in his car

#6 Bryan McCann - CB - DAL - public intoxication

#7 Johnny Jolly - DL - GB - charged with possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute

#8 Jason Peters - OL - PHI - disturbing the peace

#9 Aqib Talib - DB - TB - aggravated assault with a deadly weapon

#10 Louis Murhphy - WR - OAK - charging him with possession of a drug without a valid prescription, failure to obey a police officer and resisting arrest without violence

#11 Mike Vrabel - LB - KC - class D felony theft at a casino

#12 Kenny Britt - WR - TEN - eluding a police officer, lying to an officer/hindering apprehension and obstructing governmental function.

#13 William Moore - S - ATL - speeding, driving with suspended license, failure to appear

#14 Albert Haynesworth - DT - WAS - charged Tuesday with misdemeanor sexual abuse - fondling a server in a hotel restaurant

#15 Antwan Applewhite - LB - SD - DUI

#16 Garrett Wolfe - RB - CHI - assaulting officer, resisting arrest w/violence, retail theft, disorderly conduct

#17 Kenny Britt - WR - TEN - Britt was charged Wed w/ tampering with evidence, obstructing a government function, and resisting arrest

#18 Javarris James - RB - IND - Marijuana possession in routine traffic stop

#19 Raheem Brock - DE - SEA - theft of services and resisting arrest

#20 Kenny Britt - WR - TEN - 2 outstanding warrants for innacurate info on seperate drivers lisence application - LIED ON BOTH?

#21 Akeem Jordan - LB - PHI - misdemeanor assault and battery

#22 Alex Magee - DE - TB - charged w/possession of marijuana and expired tag over 6 months

#23 Brandon Underwood - DB - GB - misdemeanor of disorderly conduct after assaulting his wife

#24 Hines Ward - WR - PIT - DUI

#25 Pac Man Jones - CB - CIN - charged Sunday with disorderly conduct while intoxicated and resisting arrest

#26 Cedric Benson - RB - CIN - assault with bodily injury to a family member

#27 Jerry Hughes - DE - IND - public intoxication

#28 Paul Hubbard - WR - BUF - DWI - hit a police officer with his car:)

#29 Rhett Bomar - QB - MIN - DUI

#30 Matt Prater - K - DEN - DUI

 

SCORE CARD

 

Driving Infractions - 9

Public Drunks - 3

Guns - 2

Drugs - 1

Disturbing the Peace - 2

Aggravated Assault (with a deadly weapn - gun) - 1

The super illegal drug - VIAGRA - 1

Felony Theft - 1

Breast Fondling/sexual abuse - 1

Garrett Wolfe syndrome - most of the above! - 1

Kenny Britt - he gets his own stat line now - AND AGAIN - 2

Marijuana - 2 - albeit a traffic stop

Theft of services - 1

Assault and Battery - 3

 

Jocstrap's Take on #1 - - What a snoozer to begin the season. As the norm has become, a driving while intoxicated. DEAR NFL PLAYERS - please check the opening sentence above for my rates!

Jocstrap's Take on #2 - - "Do you know who I am - I am an NFL player " - No, but do you know how this pepper spray feels... - - Now we're rolling! At least he wasn't driving

Jocstrap's Take on #3 - - Well, at least it wasn't an alcohol/drug driving infraction. He simply refused to obey the police. Stubborn, but not drunk...

Jocstrap's Take on #4 - - Gee, another fight, and another gun. Welcome to the life in the NFL...New England Patriots SS Brandon Meriweather allegedly shot two men, one in the head, during a fight outside a house party in Apopka, Fla., Feb. 27. Maybe Meriweather and Cook could go out together!

Jocstrap's Take on #5 - how can you get pulled over in the first place with your music too loud - DUMB - Dumber carrying a concealed weapon w/o a permit

Jocstrap's Take on #6 - Per the report, police must consider an individual to be a danger to themselves or the public to arrest them for public intoxication.

Jocstrap's Take on #7 - This is going to cost him some jail time I do believe - stimming from his 2008 codeine 2nd degree felony arrest

Jocstrap's Take on #8 - Play that funky music - play that funky music LOUD - - what a dumbass way to get arrested

Jocstrap's Take on #9 - jeez, another fight and another gun incident. Wait, wasn't that arrest number 4 - deja vu - mommy also had a gun!

Jocstrap's Take on #10 - playing the stereo too loud ='s getting pulled over ='s illegal VIAGRA's (WTF?) + failure to obey + resisting arrest - OH MY

Jocstrap's Take on #11 - Hey Vrabel - you're comped 6 beers at our casino - Vrabel sorry I misunderstood and took a case. What a felony?

Jocstrap's Take on #12 - Kenny Kenny Kenny - you seem to be a trouble maker - 3 runins with the law in 16 months - BAD BOY

Jocstrap's Take on #13 - why are you driving in the first place with a suspended license? Much less speeding - duh

Jocstrap's Take on #14 - Albert strikes again...sliding his credit card down the woman's shirt - fondling the boobies! ATTA BOY!

Jocstrap's Take on #15 - DUI - ugh - please refer to JOCSTRAP's RATES above

Jocstrap's Take on #16 - I hope they tasered his ass! A whole slew of chargers - I bet he won't be picked up now in free agency

Jocstrap's Take on #17 - KENNY KENNY KENNY - DeJaVu to #12 - resisting arrest, throwing away evidence (POT), you should've been TASERED - YOU ARE DUE ZZZZZZZAAAPPPPPPPP

Jocstrap's Take on #18 - Smokin' the dope in the car, who hasn't? Ok - most just haven't been caught...

Jocstrap's Take on #19 - skipping out on a $27 dollar bill - REALLY - Come on man

Jocstrap's Take on #20 - KENNY BRITT a 3rd time - WOW - how do you like on drivers license applications? TWICE? This guy is just not a good person I've concluded

Jocstrap's Take on #21 - assault and battery early am on Sunday at a restaurant. I assume this wasn't like 10:00am early after churh? Maybe 2:00am at the waffle house after alcohol?

Jocstrap's Take on #22 - this one snuck by us in May - marijuana in the car - puff puff give

Jocstrap's Take on #23 - Hit da ho - ripped a necklace off his wife, dragged her out of the car, and threw her to the ground the night of receiving their championship ring! Well, if you're going down, mine as well make it worthwhile - -Drag dat b!tch outta the car boy! I wonder how many people saw this happen:) This one is pretty good!

Jocstrap's Take on #24 - Hines Ward - wow, when are these guys going to get somebody to drive for them - DUI - can't dance your way out of this one:)

Jocstrap's Take on #25 - Pac Man - I foresee a long jail sentencing once his football career ends. This guy is nothing but trouble - T.H.U.G

Jocstrap's Take on #26 - Cedric - Goodell didn't you suspend you last year after violence, I wonder if the commish will do anything about this arrest...if he can...?

Jocstrap's Take on #27 - we are getting up there! Public intoxication - who hasn't been? Just don't be a freakin fool so obvious to alert the police

Jocstrap's Take on #28 - well another driving incident - at least he did it with style! Hit a police officer w/your car - NICE ONE DUMBASS

Jocstrap's Take on #29 - DUI again - boring...

Jocstrap's Take on #30 - DUI again - boring...wait what, I thought I just said that - hmmm - when is this madness going to stop?

[Vikings4ever 496]

I'll go with 21-25.

[jocstrap 8]

I'll go with 21-25.

 

 

YOU ARE DA MAN

 

I'm taking it one step further. Last year was an abberation of good faith. They will be back to their ways this year!

[Saint Elistan 106]

6-10. Cause that's the way I roll.

[jocstrap 8]

6-10. Cause that's the way I roll.

 

 

you've had nice participation in the past also Saint! Thanks

[Saint Elistan 106]

you've had nice participation in the past also Saint! Thanks

 

Anthony Dixon!

 

/drunk

[pimptastic69 0]

Due to the impending lockout, I think we'll see a huge increase in domestic violence calls/arrests this year.

 

Dembitches need to get paid.

 

I'll put $10 on 40+ this year.

 

[ZeroTolerance 582]

I'll roll with 16-20.

[southcarolina 166]

31+

[worm 34]

I'm going with 16-20, and I'll do my best to keep it up to date again

[jocstrap 8]

Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault for an alleged road rage incident with another motorist on the Fairfax County Parkway in Reston, Fairfax police said.

 

Haynesworth, 29, has not been arrested but is planning to turn himself in next week, Officer Shelley Broderick said

 

 

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/crime-scene/tom-jackman/albert-haynesworth-charged-in.html

 

FEB 4th - so it doesn't count...but this guy is going to wind up in jail after his nfl career. RAGE

[posty 2,296]

http://jocksbehindbars.com/

[Cuse9 128]

Nothing yet? Some of those non playoff team players gotta be getting restless by now! Expect an arrest soon!

[jocstrap 8]

Nothing yet? Some of those non playoff team players gotta be getting restless by now! Expect an arrest soon!

 

ODDS

 

1:1 driving infraction

2:1 domestic battery/assault

3:1 marijuana

3:1 assault - - usually a fight at a club

5:1 weapons charge

5:1 sexual assault

10:1 indecent exposure

15:1 a taser incident

50:1 rape

[pimptastic69 0]

Nothing yet? Some of those non playoff team players gotta be getting restless by now! Expect an arrest soon!

 

Players no longer have benefits (health insurance and such), so my guess is that those players at the league minimum that now have to pay cash for things that they're not used to paying for will be placed into an "uncomfortable" situation with their baby mamas.

 

I expect a rash of domestic violence, DUI, and assault arrests.

[posty 2,296]

Not arrested yet, but...

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/09/kenny-britt-due-in-court-accused-of-breaking-promise-to-pay-bail/

 

Titans receiver Kenny Britt is facing more legal trouble, with a court date in Jersey City on Thursday, where he’ll face charges of theft-by-deception for not coming through on a promise to pay bail money for a friend who had been arrested in January 2010.

 

Jim Wyatt of the Tennessean reports that two bail bond companies say Britt convinced them to bail out his friend Albert Robinson, who was facing charges of hindering apprehension and weapons offenses. According to those two companies, which have the interesting names of Boss Bail Bonds and Bails Bails Bails, Britt promised that he would pay back the bail money and never did.

 

Britt is accused of "creating or reinforcing a false impression by stating in open court that he would pay the bail amount," according to the complaint.

 

Five months after Britt got him bailed out, Robinson was arrested and charged in the murder of a 17-year-old boy in Jersey City.

 

Britt’s off-field problems in 2010 included an arrest for outstanding traffic warrants, a misdemeanor citation for driving on a revoked license and a bar fight that got him benched for the first quarter of a game.

[Gepetto 988]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81e472ef/article/raiders-rb-bush-arrested-for-driving-while-intoxicated

 

Oakland Raiders running back Michael Bush was arrested in Indiana early Saturday and charged with operating while intoxicated, WLKY Louisville reported on Saturday.

 

The Clark County Jail confirmed Bush's arrest, which came at around 4:30 a.m. in Jeffersonville for allegedly driving while intoxicated.

 

Bush recently completed his fourth season with the Oakland Raiders, setting career highs in rushing yards (655), receiving yards (194), and touchdowns (eight). A 2007 fourth-round pick out of Louisville, Bush is scheduled to be a free agent this offseason.

 

 

1st!

[jocstrap 8]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81e472ef/article/raiders-rb-bush-arrested-for-driving-while-intoxicated

 

Oakland Raiders running back Michael Bush was arrested in Indiana early Saturday and charged with operating while intoxicated, WLKY Louisville reported on Saturday.

 

The Clark County Jail confirmed Bush's arrest, which came at around 4:30 a.m. in Jeffersonville for allegedly driving while intoxicated.

 

Bush recently completed his fourth season with the Oakland Raiders, setting career highs in rushing yards (655), receiving yards (194), and touchdowns (eight). A 2007 fourth-round pick out of Louisville, Bush is scheduled to be a free agent this offseason.

 

 

1st!

 

 

When are these millionaires going to learn? Thanks Gepetto!

[Saint Elistan 106]

Free agent WR Legedu Naanee was arrested for public intoxication and resisting arrest Saturday in Indianapolis.

 

Naanee, 27, crossed into an active crime scene at 3:20AM, and while he was being told to leave exhibited a "strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on or about his breath or person." Naanee allegedly asked an officer "why he was being such an (expletive)." He "actively began to pull away" as police took him into custody, and continued to resist as he was pepper sprayed. "Do you know who I am?" Naanee asked officers. "I am an NFL player and I’m going to sue your ass."

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/feb/14/chargers-naanee-arrested-indy/

[jocstrap 8]

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/feb/14/chargers-naanee-arrested-indy/

 

 

Thanks Saint - this one is pretty good. I always get a little chuckle when a taser or pepper spray is involved. Matter of fact, this could be our first pepper spray on record in 4 years??? and DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Crassic!

[Joey Gladstone 33]

Thanks Saint - this one is pretty good. I always get a little chuckle when a taser or pepper spray is involved. Matter of fact, this could be our first pepper spray on record in 4 years??? and DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Crassic!

 

I think so. Cedric Benson's boat trip if I'm not mistaken.

[jocstrap 8]

Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault for an alleged road rage incident with another motorist on the Fairfax County Parkway in Reston, Fairfax police said.

 

Haynesworth, 29, has not been arrested but is planning to turn himself in next week, Officer Shelley Broderick said

 

 

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/crime-scene/tom-jackman/albert-haynesworth-charged-in.html

 

FEB 4th - so it doesn't count...but this guy is going to wind up in jail after his nfl career. RAGE

 

 

ARE YOU FOCKING KIDDING ME - ANOTHER ACCUSATION?

A waitress has accused Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth of sexual assault, according to NBCWashington.com. The alleged incident took place over the weekend at the W Hotel in Washington.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/albert-haynesworth-sexual-assault-allegations-020411

 

Either he's a target b/c of his millions, or he's a total rampage freak on the verge of jail...

[Saint Elistan 106]

That guy is something else. Met him once...bought some TVs from me when I managed for Circuit City in Nashville. Big fella. Tiny car. Smoking hawt, white girlfriend.

 

He laughed at me when I asked him to go play for San Fran if I gave him a discount. Glad he didn't.

[Joey Gladstone 33]

ARE YOU FOCKING KIDDING ME - ANOTHER ACCUSATION?

A waitress has accused Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth of sexual assault, according to NBCWashington.com. The alleged incident took place over the weekend at the W Hotel in Washington.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/albert-haynesworth-sexual-assault-allegations-020411

 

Either he's a target b/c of his millions, or he's a total rampage freak on the verge of jail...

 

Well he did gash a guy's face open with his cleats while he was defenseless on the ground. He has issues

[IGotWorms 3,317]

lol @ Legedu Naanee. Most people probably don't even know who you are in San Diego, yet alone halfway across the country

[Vikings4ever 496]

Not a player, but had to be posted

 

If you’re going to drink in Indianapolis during the NFL combine’s after hours, don’t get too drunk. If you get too drunk, though, it’s advisable not to urinate on any of the buildings downtown. And if you have to urinate on a public structure, make sure you don’t get picked up by the cops. And if you get picked up by the cops, make sure not to show the female officer your genitals.

 

Unfortunately for Rams scout Luke Driscoll, he didn’t heed any of the aforementioned guidelines.

 

According to Fox 59, the 33-year-old Driscoll was arrested early Friday morning for urinating on a downtown Indianapolis building and then exposing himself to a female officer.

 

Driscoll – who’s been with St. Louis for 11 years, the past six as a scout – has been charged with public nudity and public intoxication.

[jocstrap 8]

Not a player, but had to be posted

 

 

this has happened before. Do you really think they flash their package? Or does the cop see the package and just writes up another charge?

[worm 34]

this has happened before. Do you really think they flash their package? Or does the cop see the package and just writes up another charge?

Probably the latter. If you're drunk enough it can be difficult to zip-up quickly.

[Vikings4ever 496]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/04/jerramy-stevens-gets-arrested-yet-again/

 

Illeana Morales of the St. Petersburg Times reports former Bucs tight end Jerramy Stevens was arrested on a felony battery charge Thursday night, just hours before Bucs coordinator of pro scouting Shelton Quarles was nabbed for a DUI.

 

Played last year. Does he still count?

[worm 34]

#3 - King Dunlap, OT, Reckless Driving/Disorderly Conduct

 

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20110304/NEWS03/110304050/Nashville-police-charge-NFL-player-after-he-drove-car-onto-Bridgestone-Arena-plaza

Metro Police charged Philadelphia Eagles offensive tackle King Dunlap with reckless driving and disorderly conduct Friday after he drove his 2004 Cadillac Escalade onto the sidewalk/plaza area of Bridgestone Arena in the midst of hundreds of SEC Women’s Basketball fans. According to police, when officers approached and asked Dunlap about his actions, he told them he was there to pick up his father, who uses a wheelchair. Dunlap refused to move, even after being given a final warning. Police removed him from the SUV and placed him under arrest, according to a police statement. Dunlap did not resist arrest and was cooperative after he was arrested, police said.

 

I understand that his father's handicapped, but to refuse to move the car is just stupid.

[jocstrap 8]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/04/jerramy-stevens-gets-arrested-yet-again/

 

 

 

Played last year. Does he still count?

 

 

He has to be a current player - if he signs on a team, we'll add him to the list

[jocstrap 8]

#3 - King Dunlap, OT, Reckless Driving/Disorderly Conduct

 

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20110304/NEWS03/110304050/Nashville-police-charge-NFL-player-after-he-drove-car-onto-Bridgestone-Arena-plaza

 

 

I understand that his father's handicapped, but to refuse to move the car is just stupid.

 

 

thanks Worm - added

[Sho Nuff 719]

#3 - King Dunlap, OT, Reckless Driving/Disorderly Conduct

 

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20110304/NEWS03/110304050/Nashville-police-charge-NFL-player-after-he-drove-car-onto-Bridgestone-Arena-plaza

 

 

I understand that his father's handicapped, but to refuse to move the car is just stupid.

 

The comment on the National Football Post version of this story was great.

 

This question should appear on the Wonderlic:

 

If the police ask you to move your car, you should

 

a) Tell them to F&^k off.

Become belligerent and throw them the finger.

c) Move your car

[jocstrap 8]

The comment on the National Football Post version of this story was great.

 

This question should appear on the Wonderlic:

 

If the police ask you to move your car, you should

 

a) Tell them to F&^k off.

Become belligerent and throw them the finger.

c) Move your car

 

 

D) Or do you get a free pass if you combine the two...you combine legadu naanee's comment - - "do you know who I am" with "my dad is in a wheelchair"

[jocstrap 8]

no arrests yet, but damn...

 

(KFFL) New England Patriots SS Brandon Meriweather allegedly shot two men, one in the head, during a fight outside a house party in Apopka, Fla., Feb. 27, according to John Morgan, attorney for the victims, reports Luke O'Brien, of Deadspin. A friend of Meriweather's allegedly beat up a woman, according to Morgan. The woman's brother arrived later with his own friend, and the conflagration shifted to a nearby party, where the brother soon got the better of Meriweather's friend in a fight. That's when Meriweather allegedly pulled out his gun and fired at the brother, grazing the man's face and hitting the other victim in the head, according to Morgan. Detectives are investigating the case but have made no arrests, Morgan said.

[Reality 2,710]

no arrests yet, but damn...

 

(KFFL) New England Patriots SS Brandon Meriweather allegedly shot two men, one in the head, during a fight outside a house party in Apopka, Fla., Feb. 27, according to John Morgan, attorney for the victims, reports Luke O'Brien, of Deadspin. A friend of Meriweather's allegedly beat up a woman, according to Morgan. The woman's brother arrived later with his own friend, and the conflagration shifted to a nearby party, where the brother soon got the better of Meriweather's friend in a fight. That's when Meriweather allegedly pulled out his gun and fired at the brother, grazing the man's face and hitting the other victim in the head, according to Morgan. Detectives are investigating the case but have made no arrests, Morgan said.

 

This is pretty ugly.

[jocstrap 8]

This is pretty ugly.

 

NE might be in the market for a new strong safety now? DE and LB I thought were the hot ticket items for NE's 2 first round picks. There might be another gap/need before too long

[Vikings4ever 496]

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/42060714/ns/sports-player_news/

 

Vikings CB Chris Cook was arrested Saturday evening in Lynchburg, Virginia, and charged with pulling out a handgun during a fight with another man.

 

As ProFootballTalk.com point out last month, the league office has no sway over player personal conduct and drug testing during a lockout. They "forfeit" the ability to discipline Cook, so he won't face a suspension. The NFL could attempt to punish Cook retroactively, though he'd have a strong case in dispute.

[worm 34]

the league office has no sway over player personal conduct and drug testing during a lockout.

Bring back the sex boat!

[jocstrap 8]

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/42060714/ns/sports-player_news/

 

 

Thanks Vikes! updated - 2nd gun incident in a row in a fight. Charges haven't been brought up on Meriweahter...YET. Why do these guys carry guns with them?