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Surgery started about 3 hours ago. We will know more this evening.

I heard Biden is worried about that joke adults used to play on kids where they look into their ear and say they can see through to the other side

Seriously, the greatest president of our lifetime. Cannot be argued.

What are the odds that Biden does the nadler crapped my pants shuffle?

Seems like if I don't remind people how invaluable Axe Elf is to their fantasy football success on a weekly basis, people forget and start focusing on the time when I didn't pick the best TE2 off of someone's waiver wire for them or something. @BirdGang asked, “David Johnson @ Pit or [Leonard] Fournette at Denver--nonPPR?” Axe Elf said, “Usually you want to play the starting RB (Hint: Johnson) over the backup RB (Hint: Fournette).” Starting RB (Johnson): 10.6 Backup RB (Fournette): 2.2 Thank you, Axe Elf! @DC asked, “Mike Williams or [Brandin] Cooks for flex in PPR?” Axe Elf said, “None of the above (there has to be a better option on the waiver wire--Greg Ward, maybe.)” Ward: 20.6 Cooks: 5.3 Williams: 2.7 Thank you, Axe Elf! @RabidSeaCows asked, “Who would you start in half-PPR, [David] Montgomery, [Leonard] Fournette, [T.Y.] Hilton, [Michael] Gallup or [Cooper] Kupp?” Axe Elf said, “Kupp is a decent option to be sure, but after Seattle has allowed two consecutive 400-yard passing games, I'm thinking this is a good week for Gallup to go from 2-60-0 to 5-140-1. Either Lamb or Gallup should have a monster day; it's kind of Gallup's turn.” Gallup: 22.8 6-138-1 Pinpoint accuracy! Kupp: 21.2 Axe Elf gives you the top TWO options! Hilton: 6.7 Montgomery: 6.4 Fournette: 3.2 Thank you, Axe Elf! @MarshRoad asked, “Which one to flex in PPR, [Darius] Slayton, [Allen] Lazard, or [Julian] Edelman?” Axe Elf said, “Lazard if Adams is out; if not, I’d go with Slayton.” Lazard: 26.4 Slayton: 6.3 (Again, the top two options given in order!) Edelman: 4.2 Thank you, Axe Elf! @Lawyersgunzand $ asked, “Which one for PPR flex, Antonio Gibson, Mike Davis, Joshua Kelley, or [Michael] Gallup?” Axe Elf said, “Gallup is due for a day against the team that has allowed two consecutive 400 yard passers to open the season.” Gallup: 25.8 Davis: 23.1 Gibson: 13.0 Kelley: 5.2 Thank you, Axe Elf! @travelr1 asked, “Pick 3 WRs for PPR, [Terry] McLaurin, [Robert] Woods, [CeeDee] Lamb, [Brandin] Cooks, [Allen] Lazard.” Axe Elf said, “Woods, Lamb and Lazard.” travelr1 said, “I am curious why you would select Lazard over McLaurin.” Axe Elf said, “Because with Adams out, Lazard will be the #1 target of one of the greatest QBs of all time in the #2 offense in the NFL in a prime-time shootout, while McLaurin is the #1 target of one of the rawest QBs in the NFL in the 2nd-worst offense in the league in what figures to be a run-fest with Cleveland.” Lazard: 26.4 Woods: 21.4 McLaurin: 12.6 Lamb: 11.6 (Worth the 1 pt less for the upside.) Cooks: 5.3 Thank you, Axe Elf! @bill billy asked, “Should I start Darrel Henderson against the bills or Ceedee against the hawks in a standard league?” Axe Elf said, “If no PPR, you always flex a RB over a similar WR.” Henderson: 19.0 Lamb: 11.6 Thank you, Axe Elf! @FrankDaTank2 asked, “Stick with [Josh] Allen against a good LA secondary, or roll with Cam [Newton] against a weaker LA defense--6 pts for all TDs? Axe Elf said, “6pt pass TD scoring usually takes some of the luster off of running QBs, so I'd probly stick with Allen.” Allen: 32.24 Newton: 12.18 Thank you, Axe Elf! @huskyhater75 asked, “Which 2 for PPR, [Derrick] Henry, [Jonathan] Taylor or [Miles] Sanders?” Axe Elf said, “Well you always start the NFL rushing champion, and for PPR I'd probly go Sanders.” Henry: 27.0 Sanders: 14.7 Taylor: 13.2 Thank you, Axe Elf! @Brizzmodee asked, “Which one to flex in PPR, Jordan Reed, Tre’Quan Smith, or Jerry Jeudy?” Axe Elf said, “Judy, Judy, Judy…” Jeudy: 8.0 Smith: 6.2 Reed: 3.3 Thank you, Axe Elf! @yupper asked, “With Devante Adams doubtful to play, who between Joshua Kelley, Jerick McKinnon, or DJ Moore would you play in .5ppr?” Axe Elf said, “Seems like a no-brainer to me; McKinnon is going to be huge this week.” McKinnon: 15.2 Moore: 7.5 Kelley: 4.2 Thank you, Axe Elf! @himmystyles asked, “[Brandin] Cooks, [N’Keal] Harry, or [Hayden] Hurst for PPR flex?” Axe Elf said, “As bad as Cooks and Harry have been, yes, I think I would flex Hurst over them this week.” Hurst: 7.1 Harry: 5.6 Cooks: 5.3 Thank you, Axe Elf! @Dgoldfe_13 asked, “With Chark and Julio out, start [Keelan] Cole or [Russell] Gage?” Axe Elf said, “Cole probly has the higher floor, and they have approximately equal ceilings, so I'd probly go with Cole.” Cole: 8.3 PPR Gage: 4.6 PPR Thank you, Axe Elf! @RabidSeaCows asked, “Who to flex for half-PPR; Robert Woods, Joshua Kelley or DeVante Parker?” Axe Elf said, “Woods.” Woods: 18.9 Parker: 9.4 Kelley: 6.2 Thank you, Axe Elf! @travelr1 asked, “In PPR, who do you like better this week, [Dallas] Goedert or [Hayden] Hurst?” Axe Elf said, “Hurst.” Hurst: 7.1 Goedert: 1.7 Thank you, Axe Elf! @jenkins asked, “Would anyone flex [Keelan] Cole over John Brown, [Jarvis] Landry or [Russell] Gage in half-PPR?” Axe Elf said, “Yes.” Cole: 6.3 Landry: 5.6 Gage: 3.6 Brown: 0.0 Thank you, Axe Elf! @Nomad99 asked, “Should I keep [Brandon] Aiyuk or drop him for [Keelan] Cole?” Axe Elf said, “Aiyuk probly has more upside.” Aiyuk: 21.1 PPR (WR12 - with a backup QB) Cole: 8.3 PPR (WR52) Thank you, Axe Elf! @zole2112 asked, “Should I drop one of [Amari] Cooper, [DeVante] Parker, [Brandin] Cooks, [Preston] Williams, or [Darius] Slayton to pick up one of [Curtis] Samuel, [Corey] Davis, Marques Valdez-Scantling, [Golden] Tate, or [Jalen] Reagor in PPR?” Axe Elf said, “I'd drop Brandin Cooks for Corey Davis.” Corey Davis: 11.9 Brandin Cooks: 5.3 Thank you, Axe Elf!

Tucker is a self described trust fund libertarian who used to brag about not having to work because of the cash he inherited. He pretends to be a “populist” but only if populism means complaining about Hollywood, universities and immigrants. He never takes crony capitalists like Trump to task because he’s their water boy. Also his mom left his dad to pursue a bohemian lifestyle and his dad married the heiress of a frozen food empire. Then little Tucker took his stepmom’s last name as a middle name. Swanson. Wut a cuck.

Anyone with any brain at all (not FBG), would raise a red flag immediately if a camp doesn't want to get checked for ear pieces... If the roles were reversed, the MSM/Democrats would be screaming bloody murder... But I would think that in this case and ear piece won't work anyway, it would hurt Biden more than helping him because he would have to pause and stutter his way along (more than he does now), to hear the answer that he should be giving... But no breaks... Have Biden wear his Depends for his potty breaks...

Tucker is a good dude.

With that RB depth, I wouldn't

How come Biden needs to lie well, nobody holds Donald to that standard?

He will need to lie well. He needs to pretend that he is not eating from the leftists kool aide, nothing that indicates ANY support for the ideas of AOC, Sanders, Warren, or the other morons on the far left. He needs to present himself as a centrist. But even then, we have already seen him pretend to be something on Monday, and then something else on Tuesday. His big problem is that Democrats as a group now seem dirty.

At least the players won't have to worry about passing it to their children that they abandoned.

They are and it's working.

The real lamar jackson was on full display tonight. He's garbage. Always has been, always will be. Take andrews out of the game and stop him from running. He has nothing else. He simply sucks and was getting lucky.

Best of luck Jerry

Gotta admit, that’s a good one.

Mostert is avg 18 points per game, and like Henderson is in a three way RBBC, but Mostert is the starter, and he’s produced. I would with all confidence take Mostert , Drake , Mixon , over Henderson. Your in a good spot, you own a player , Henderson who might have posted him best ff game of the season, and now others want him. Take it.

Why would I have a link to Trumps Tax documents? The only thing I said was I read the story. You should try that instead of relying on twitter for your sources.

3. Person C doesn't bother to read the evidence for himself and then makes comparisons that are absurdly off the mark.

NFL Refs are absolute trash! but so is our D

Yes I did. I write those things about my players because they read them while on the sidelines, it makes'em mad, they go back in and produce. It's called constructive criticism.

https://myvalleynews.com/texas-attorney-general-announces-134-voter-fraud-charges-ahead-of-2020-election/ At this point the question is which state has not experienced mail in ballot fraud?

For those that think mail in voting is a good idea.... Put $500 cash in an envelope and mail it to yourself. If you don't have the guts to do it because you're afraid it's gonna get lost, ya just proved are a liberal retard.