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Stud, Cardinals are not happy campers fright now.

He’s carried that team completely

Tied up again. How can any red-blooded American male not love October baseball?

Lets go TB

Same. I can't wear anything while I sleep. Supposedly it's the best way to regulate your body temp while you sleep. I don't know about that. I just move around a lot and I can't stand a shirt getting tight around my neck or pj's bunching/riding up. Fock that.

Here's one of the most twisted jokes I ever heard. Johnny is a sophomore in high school. He's always been reserved/shy & rarely smiles. One day he comes home from school grinning/smiling ear to ear. His mother, who’s in the kitchen preparing dinner, immediately notices. So nice to see you smiling Johnny, what's the good news ? I don't know if I should tell you Mom ? Go ahead Johnny, I'm dying to know. Well mom, I had sex with my English teacher today! The mother is so shocked she has to hold onto the counter with both hands to steady herself. When the wave of shock dissipates, she starts yelling at the top of her lungs, this is wrong Johnny, you're only a sophomore in high school how could you let this happen ? How could your teacher let this happen ? Get up to your room right now! Just wait till your father gets home! About an hour later, Johnny hears his dad's car pull into the driveway. A couple minutes later he hears his mother yelling like she did earlier. Surprisingly, his father isn't yelling ? Five minutes later, as he hears his father's footsteps on the stairs, he literally starts to tremble. The door swings open & his father says….I heard you had an interesting day at school Johnny…….. Johnny starts to apologize saying I didn't know it was wrong Dad, I'm so sorry. His father moves in closer, & suddenly his stern face relaxes into a huge smile. Give me a high 5 Johnny, you become a man today, & with your English teacher no less! All the tension & fear oozes out of Johnny in an instant. Oh Dad, I'm so glad you approve. I thought you were going to kill me! You have nothing to worry about Johnny, we’ll get through this. Thanks dad! As a matter of fact son, after dinner, I'm going to take you over to Walmart & buy you that mountain bike you’ve wanted for over a year now. That's great dad, & I really appreciate it, but could I get the Tom Brady autographed football instead, my ass is killing me!

Keep telling this to the people who were physically attacked and/or lost their businesses. Not to mention the idiocy implemented in having protests around this in the first place. How can adults have such little awareness of reality like the people of left have? It's surreal.

What a f*cking great song.

did you fill it with booze, drunko?

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

Whatever you say Toobin.