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Liberals are masters at taking something that is a non issue, and making it into one that forces people to waste their time paying attention to it. The Somali day care thing. An actual issue that includes a lot of theft and shady 3rd worlders who shouldn't be in this country. The left then fights against the issue claiming innocent 3rd world Somalis just want to take advantage of us in peace. Thus creating another problem, fighting the liberals, that shouldn't exist. Taking one problem and making it 2. This is the only way they can feel good about themselves. Whatever Trump's team says, firmly stand against it. The left did a great job of making the identity of hating Trump an integral part of their voter's identity. Therefore they cannot ever agree with anything Trump does, or it will be an attack on who they are.

Guess dey voting preferences.

The Cowboys saw the news about Stefon and, in their usual state of confusion, released Trevon.

"On too many stories, the press has missed the story. Because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you." That changes now. The new CBS Evening News starts Monday at 6:30 p.m. ET on CBS. https://x.com/cbseveningnews/status/2006696909235171821?s=46

You do know my original handle was banned because for a brief moment I had mod privileges and locked every political thread on the first page and told the political hacks to suck my wiener, right?

Do you have the day off from work from home?

Oh no. What am I going to do with all these green dildos?

If there was a real break-in, Occam’s razor would probably be that the Family Dollar attached to the daycare was the actual target. I don’t think they staged the break in so they could claim the documents proving they were legitimate were stolen. It’s 2026, they should have all those records electronically. And l actually do think they were a legitimate daycare. I think they wanted to have a press conference, and staged the breakin so that their press conference would get more coverage. Edit: But we of course don’t know for sure if it was real or not. Anyone claiming they do is an idiot.

Oh good. I feel stereotypes are accurate most of the time too.

My daughter had twin boys back on the 13. Only 28 weeks so they were tiny. Both are doing well. Gaining weight and breathing pretty good. Its amazing what the hospitals can do. Both were under 3lbs...was scary for sure but things are progressing nicely.

Many little boys think Daddy is the strongest man on earth.

Dementia Don said he hasn’t been falling asleep in all these meetings, he has been long blinking and that he finds it very relaxing.

This is a good and fair decision by the commish

Your balls smell like Man Asss

The idea that Trump banned Epstein from his club because he thought he was a sexual creep is so dumb. Just stop with this. You sound like a nuthugging simpleton. Trump doesn’t give a shet about that. He’s a giant creep himself, he loved grabbing pussay, railing stank porn hos, etc. Don told us why Epstein was persona non-grata…Jeffrey was stealing his staff. Dementia Don in a moment of clarity told everyone this. Like everything in his world it was transactional. Epstein crossed the line with that.

This marks the point in the proceedings when Quarterhorse gets all vicious and possibly suspended because he's desperate and throwing nonsensicle haymaker posts after getting his literary gonads smashed into a paste after his feeble attempts at being witty.

He's such a POS. How can anyone support this turd.

tell me I ever read a story, even one I post

Nothing stupider than the common mans opinion. Take this forum, for example.

Yup because, and try to follow me here, IT. WAS. LEGALLY. JUSTIFIED. But you're too lazy, close minded and chickenshit to watch or read the deposition for yourself and judge it on merit, so just listen to whatever Tucker says and nod along like the poor victimized boomer you claim not to be.

How many more times is horseman going to plead for the general to listen to his advice This is pathetic.

Thanks for the recommendation! One of the most astonishing things about the film was how of the moment it was when released. They rushed the premiere to coincide with the Allied invasion of North Africa, and the wide release coincided with the Casablanca conference between Churchill and Roosevelt. It's only about a year after Pearl Harbor, America has entered the war and it's all anyone can talk about. Can you imagine being in the theater watching the scene where Laszlo leads the band in singing La Marseilles to drown out the Nazis? That scene gives me goosebumps now. I'd probably have been a blubbering mess if experiencing it at the time.