It's not quite like throwing a hotdog down a hallway ...

[Guest tiki_gods]

Hot.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I bet her favorite band is the Sex Pistols

[paulinstl 296]

There was a second shooter on the Grassy Knoll. He too had a Manlicher.

[FranksTanks 0]

I have the perfect nickname for her:

 

Machine Gun Smelly!

 

"Twat you look'n at biatch!"

[parrot 789]

I'll bet the little man in the boat's ears are still ringing.

[GettnHuge 2]

time to email Mythbusters!

[ilovemustachios 0]

It's kinda like when I was typing a paper for school and I was trying to type a BULLET and I kept getting a PERIOD.

 

 

Wow I've got nothing

[GettnHuge 2]

if it were a pump action shotgun she could do pron, right jess?

[DanXIII 8]

Here, smell my pistol!

 

/got nuthin

[jerryskids 6,805]

I heard she had a tampon jammed in the barrell

Silencer?

[jjsparty68 0]

Gunnilingus??? I thought it was cunnilingus? What's the diffference anyway?

[hoytdwow 202]

Sex is violence

[jerryskids 6,805]

Bet she smells like shell fish down there.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

no wonder she was douching with WD40...

[brinett9 0]

"Woke up this morning and douched yourself with a gun..."

[Jessy 0]

if it were a pump action shotgun she could do pron, right jess?

 

Um, sure?

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I bet the grips are clamshell

 

 

 

Are they sure it was a pistol? Maybe she just packed her gash like a muzzle-loader and dropped in a match.

[brinett9 0]

"Do you feel lucky?"

[GettnHuge 2]

"Woke up this morning and douched yourself with a gun..."

 

 

gina's got a gun...

[jerryskids 6,805]

This could trigger a relapse of her STD.

[parrot 789]

Be cool if it was breach loader.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

20 bucks says she sharts a live grenade

[Guest tiki_gods]

Happiness is a warm gun.

[brinett9 0]

She must be quite the piece of ass.

[GettnHuge 2]

tubgirl is not going to take this obvious challenge lying upside down

[brinett9 0]

I want someone good, I mean very good, to plant that gun.

 

I don't want my brother coming out of the bathroom with just his vagina in his hands.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I bet Black Bart would never see THAT one comin'

[parrot 789]

This still pales pretty bad when compared to Lee Harvey firing from a suppository and killing the President.

[brinett9 0]

This still pales pretty bad when compared to Lee Harvey firing from a suppository and killing the President.

Not bad.....not bad.

[GettnHuge 2]

This still pales pretty bad when compared to Lee Harvey firing from a suppository and killing the President.

 

 

BBOOOoooooooo

[parrot 789]

BBOOOoooooooo

[jerryskids 6,805]

This gives new meaning to the phrase, "money shot."

[GettnHuge 2]

whole new meaning for gunplay

[ilovemustachios 0]

she's a barrell of laughs?

[GettnHuge 2]

who knew they'd make a prison version of Clitty Clitty Bang Bang?

[brinett9 0]

Looks like holding the gun sideways has officially jumped the shark.

[BiPolarBear 485]

I hope she has a good gunacologist.

[Carrie 0]

I bet her favorite band is the Sex Pistols

 

[SUXBNME 1,507]

Shootout at the Ho K corral?

 

 

 

 

 

Bombs away....oops..wrong end

 

Tear me off a PIECE of that sumthin sumthin..

 

Get it, piece???

[Jeff Garcia 8]

I wonder what kind of gun it was....

 

Although, that would make a pretty kick ass superpower. The ability to fire bullets from your genitals.

I'm guessing that Duke stripper might be singing a different song if this was the case.