Agamemnon 2 Posted March 31, 2006 80! This story made me think of the Primus classic, "Big Brown Beaver". There's gotta be another verse somewhere in this story.... Wynona's got herself a big brown beaverand she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. Along came Lou with the old baboon And said "Recognize that smell?" "Smells like seven layers, That beaver eats Taco Bell." Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose. He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek, But the beaver was quick And grabbed him by the kiwis. Now he ain't pissed for a week. (And a half!) Now Wynona took her big brown beaver, And she stuck him up in the air. Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair." Now the beaver onces slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright. So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me. Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it Occurred to her she might have a porcupine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EndGame 0 Posted March 31, 2006 That's a helluva birth control device. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackClouds 24 Posted March 31, 2006 Happiness is a Warm Gun bang, bang, shoot, shoot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted August 29, 2006 "Fire in the hole" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted August 29, 2006 Kudos to all the Geeks who made me laugh in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted August 29, 2006 before she shot her cellmate, the guard reported hearing: It's curtains for you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 29, 2006 This brings a whole new meaning to "Janie's Got a Gun" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted August 29, 2006 this thread is a dimensional hilarity gateway to the 9th grade. Considering most people on this board are at the 3rd and 5th grade levels, that's a compliment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,494 Posted August 29, 2006 80! This story made me think of the Primus classic, "Big Brown Beaver". There's gotta be another verse somewhere in this story.... I had NO idea what the words to that song were until right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted August 29, 2006 I had NO idea what the words to that song were until right now. Why, do you have a big brown beaver? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted August 29, 2006 a licky boom boom doooown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted August 29, 2006 How in the world did this thread come back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 557 Posted July 9, 2010 LOVE GUN!!! God Bless Gene Simmons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted July 9, 2010 Happiness is a Warm Gun! I miss Jessy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted July 9, 2010 Happiness is a Warm Gun! I miss Jessy. Rumor has it that she tried to smuggle a gun into prison but she put it in her bagina barrel first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,348 Posted July 10, 2010 This must be the same woman who forced me to perform oral sex on her at gunpoint. Lots of good stuff in this thread. Worthwhile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites