Why does the dog roll in stinky ShlT

[cinciman7 2]

Not ordinary sh1t either.

Deer crap, squirrel crap....the stinkier the better

[Meglamaniac 385]

Not ordinary sh1t either.

Deer crap, squirrel crap....the stinkier the better

Is it a Sh!tzu?

[George Carlin 1]

Is it a Sh!tzu?

 

[Snuff 10]

Not ordinary sh1t either.

Deer crap, squirrel crap....the stinkier the better

 

Force his/her nose into it, slap him/her gently and say "NO" with some authority. Has worked for me for every dog I ever owned. Or you could do the squirt gun thing. Whenever the dog approaches the sh*t pile, squirt him.

If all else fails, use your fists and a rake.

[Toro 1]

smells better than you.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

A friend of mine's dog went out on the highway and rolled around in some seriously nasty road kill, eating some of it in the process.

 

That was one of the most gawdawful things I've ever smelled.

 

[cinciman7 2]

I mean....what the Fock are they thinkin?

Hey, this really smells bad.....I'm gonna roll in it.......aaaahhhhh.

[George Carlin 1]

A friend of mine's dog went out on the highway and rolled around in some seriously nasty road kill, eating some of it in the process.

 

That was one of the most gawdawful things I've ever smelled.

 

 

 

When I was 18, I worked in a hospital. I had to go into the morgue once and it was right after an autopsy. It smelled so bad, I puked on the floor and had to clean it up.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

This is a hunting dog, right. They roll in it (on the right shoulder, I believe) so that they can track animals without their scent being detected. It is real fun with skunk.

[bammbamm 0]

This is a hunting dog, right. They roll in it (on the right shoulder, I believe) so that they can track animals without their scent being detected. It is real fun with skunk.

Yep, our beagles do it as well.

[nobody 2,569]

nothing a good rake beating wouldn't fix.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Yep, our beagles do it as well.

 

I do it too.

 

Unfortunately women do not seem to like the smell of their own feces any more than the smell of me.

[phillybear 366]

Beat the sh1t out of the dog.

[Concrete Charlie 0]

This is a hunting dog, right. They roll in it (on the right shoulder, I believe) so that they can track animals without their scent being detected. It is real fun with skunk.

 

winner! When my black Lab used to get out for a night of festivities, he'd stop by the dairy farm not far from my place and have a good role in the manure pile. And then he'd come home a brown lab, just covered in poo.

[DWYN 0]

nothing a good rake beating wouldn't fix.

 

[DauntesInferno 0]

Yep, our beagles do it as well.

 

Oh my god! That's why my Beagle/Jack Russell mix does that. It is so completely disgusting! One time I took her to the park down the street from me that has a hockey rink up year round. If it's not winter it's just a bin enclosed area and she can run in there and play catch, but isn't loose. She found, and rolled in, what I swear I thought was peanut butter when I got to where she was rolling.

 

I don't know what focking animal ate what nasty crap to get the diarhea ass that produced that pile, but it was the most foul, gag inducing stench I have ever encountered.