dcOne 2 Posted May 1, 2006 The MILF Hunter series on the web is obviously a farce.... Anyone got any good stories? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 1, 2006 What is it? (I know what MILF stands for) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcOne 2 Posted May 1, 2006 What is it?(I know what MILF stands for) The "MILF Hunter" is a guy with basically a porn series of himself hooking up with older women that he "talks into" coming over to his pad and fock. He picks them up at grocery stores, libraries, etc. I know its all a farce...cause some of the women he "picks up" are popular porn stars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyEaglesFly 0 Posted May 1, 2006 The MILF Hunter series on the web is obviously a farce.... Anyone got any good stories? I have seen that site a few times. Anyone who thinks they can just walk around the mall with a camera and bang a MILF 10 minutes later is in for a rude awakening (and possible arrest by law enforcement an/or beat down by an angry husband). It use to look kinda of real but now it is clear all of these woman are want-a-be porn stars! That said, you really can find some MILFs on many of these adult personal sites. You would be surprised how easy it is to pull some a$$ off the internet if you are half way decent looking and have a little game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted May 1, 2006 So now I guess you're going to tell me street blow jobs isn't real either? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 1, 2006 I've got one: I live (basically) in a parking garage next to an aquarium, so there aee ALWAYS a crap load of families and Mom's with kids bopping around on the weekends. So last Saturday I'm driving up to my parking space and I pass this REALLY hot MILF. As I pass her I give her a smile, she smiles back, and I keep driving up to my place. It was pretty sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjsparty68 0 Posted May 1, 2006 So now I guess you're going to tell me street blow jobs isn't real either? Of course it isn't. Now Bang Bus, that is the real deal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ellen Degeneres 0 Posted May 1, 2006 I've got one: I live (basically) in a parking garage next to an aquarium, so there aee ALWAYS a crap load of families and Mom's with kids bopping around on the weekends. So last Saturday I'm driving up to my parking space and I pass this REALLY hot MILF. As I pass her I give her a smile, she smiles back, and I keep driving up to my place. It was pretty sweet. Repeat that story again... S-L-O-W-L-Y Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 1, 2006 I like the ones where the chick is getting plowed in the back seat of some type of van, going down the highway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,889 Posted May 1, 2006 I've got one: I live (basically) in a parking garage next to an aquarium, so there aee ALWAYS a crap load of families and Mom's with kids bopping around on the weekends. So last Saturday I'm driving up to my parking space and I pass this REALLY hot MILF. As I pass her I give her a smile, she smiles back, and I keep driving up to my place. It was pretty sweet. I'm whacking off to this one, it is so hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 1, 2006 I've got one: I live (basically) in a parking garage next to an aquarium, so there aee ALWAYS a crap load of families and Mom's with kids bopping around on the weekends. So last Saturday I'm driving up to my parking space and I pass this REALLY hot MILF. As I pass her I give her a smile, she smiles back, and I keep driving up to my place. It was pretty sweet. Aww man. That's the kind of excitement that should be preserved on videotape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcOne 2 Posted May 1, 2006 Great stories...keep 'em coming! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,685 Posted May 1, 2006 I have seen that site a few times. Anyone who thinks they can just walk around the mall with a camera and bang a MILF 10 minutes later is in for a rude awakening (and possible arrest by law enforcement an/or beat down by an angry husband). It use to look kinda of real but now it is clear all of these woman are want-a-be porn stars! That said, you really can find some MILFs on many of these adult personal sites. You would be surprised how easy it is to pull some a$$ off the internet if you are half way decent looking and have a little game. wifelovers.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyEaglesFly 0 Posted May 1, 2006 wifelovers.com Never been there. Most of those kind of sites are jsut scams to get you to subscribe. Places like yahoo, craig's list, etc.. are much better. I once hooked up with a hottie I met on a regular yahoo message board. I gave her my e-mail, we "talked" for about a month or so, exchanged pics, etc... and I drove down to her place about 2 hours away for a day of really hot sex. We still talk to this day but she moved to Texas so I haven't got to tap it for while Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Never been there. Most of those kind of sites are jsut scams to get you to subscribe. Places like yahoo, craig's list, etc.. are much better. I once hooked up with a hottie I met on a regular yahoo message board. I gave her my e-mail, we "talked" for about a month or so, exchanged pics, etc... and I drove down to her place about 2 hours away for a day of really hot sex. We still talk to this day but she moved to Texas so I haven't got to tap it for while Post the pics. Now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted May 1, 2006 Post the pics. Now. They're all in his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,263 Posted May 1, 2006 I was stalked by a curly for about a month or so.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 1, 2006 I nailed my roommate's girlfriend's mom for a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,685 Posted May 1, 2006 Never been there. Most of those kind of sites are jsut scams to get you to subscribe. Places like yahoo, craig's list, etc.. are much better. I once hooked up with a hottie I met on a regular yahoo message board. I gave her my e-mail, we "talked" for about a month or so, exchanged pics, etc... and I drove down to her place about 2 hours away for a day of really hot sex. We still talk to this day but she moved to Texas so I haven't got to tap it for while For the most part, it is the real deal....no money needed to join. On the other side, you get anyone willing to post a pic....so when you click, you might see something you would rather not see, but if you look long enough you will see some hot MILFs. I heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyEaglesFly 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Post the pics. Now. I have a couple of pics but we both promised to never post each others pics on line. Both of us are "involved" with other people so it's best to keep it quiet if you know what I mean. I would be really pissed if she put my pic on line so I wouldn't do that to her..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 1, 2006 They're all in his head. Yep. His reply confirmed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted May 1, 2006 She weighs 350 pounds. fixored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyEaglesFly 0 Posted May 1, 2006 For the most part, it is the real deal....no money needed to join. On the other side, you get anyone willing to post a pic....so when you click, you might see something you would rather not see, but if you look long enough you will see some hot MILFs. I heard. How does the site make money? Links to other sites? I heard most of those sites send out bogus replies with a message "upgrade to read your messages" just to get guys to reply. You can find REAL woman almost just as easy on yahoo.....It has worked for me several times.....The key is to not come off like a scum bag....."Any woman want to fock" post rarely get any replies......Just start a regular conversation on any board, give her your e-mail, and wait for a reply. You will be really surprised how many woman will e-mail you....not all of them are down to meet up but quite a few are. Yep. His reply confirmed it. I have nothing to prove here. You can try it for yourself or not believe me, either way it doesn't effect me. I keep my word about posting pics of others and they do the same for me! That is why my wife has never seen any pics of me online! The number one way guys get caught is telling/showing their "friends" about side action. No offense, but what do I have to gain by giving you a pic of a woman I have been with so you can jerk off to it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,685 Posted May 1, 2006 How does the site make money? Links to other sites? I heard most of those sites send out bogus replies with a message "upgrade to read your messages" just to get guys to reply. You can find REAL woman almost just as easy on yahoo.....It has worked for me several times.....The key is to not come off like a scum bag....."Any woman want to fock" post rarely get any replies......Just start a regular conversation on any board, give her your e-mail, and wait for a reply. You will be really surprised how many woman will e-mail you....not all of them are down to meet up but quite a few are. Actually there is a pay side and a free side...free side has a message board (with naked pics)....pay side (which I never saw) has the hardcore pics, I think.....and some other stuff. Been awile since I "heard" about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 296 Posted May 1, 2006 Some of the details are a little sketchy on this one, but I'll share it anyway. When I was working in a bar many years ago, I had a rare night off. I went to drink at the bar I worked at. A group of women that were all older than me came in and proceded to drink their asses off. I knew two or three of them from them having come in when I was working, so they invited me to their table for a drink. I was feelng no pain, and started to hit it off really well with this one MILF in particular. She had to be 20 years older than me, but she was put together the right way and still in nice shape. After several more drinks, I made the move on her. Right before they left, she handed me a slip of paper with her number and address on it and told me to come over in an hour so her friends didn't know when they dropped her off at home. I showed up an hour later and she greeted me at the dor wearing some slinky little nothing. She grabbed my hand and immediately took me upstairs to her bedroom. I passed a bunch of framed photos on the walls of her kids and husband. I asked her if her kids were home and was she still married. She told me she didn't want to talk about it and started making out with me. She had a really nice body and it got to the point where I started thinking about condoms. I didn't have any and asked her if she had one. She told me hadn't needed to use a condom since College, so she didn't have any. I told her that kind of limited what we could do. She got kind of angry and told me, this part I recall word-for-word, "Go downstairs, in the cabinet under the sink, there are some Glad bags, drop your d1ck into one of them and get back up here and fock me!". I started to LMAO because it struck me as really funny. She didn't see the situation as funny at all, but it cracked me up. She got mad at me laughing and told me to take a hike. So close, but no cigar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyEaglesFly 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Some of the details are a little sketchy on this one, but I'll share it anyway. When I was working in a bar many years ago, I had a rare night off. I went to drink at the bar I worked at. A group of women that were all older than me came in and proceded to drink their asses off. I knew two or three of them from them having come in when I was working, so they invited me to their table for a drink. I was feelng no pain, and started to hit it off really well with this one MILF in particular. She had to be 20 years older than me, but she was put together the right way and still in nice shape. After several more drinks, I made the move on her. Right before they left, she handed me a slip of paper with her number and address on it and told me to come over in an hour so her friends didn't know when they dropped her off at home. I showed up an hour later and she greeted me at the dor wearing some slinky little nothing. She grabbed my hand and immediately took me upstairs to her bedroom. I passed a bunch of framed photos on the walls of her kids and husband. I asked her if her kids were home and was she still married. She told me she didn't want to talk about it and started making out with me. She had a really nice body and it got to the point where I started thinking about condoms. I didn't have any and asked her if she had one. She told me hadn't needed to use a condom since College, so she didn't have any. I told her that kind of limited what we could do. She got kind of angry and told me, this part I recall word-for-word, "Go downstairs, in the cabinet under the sink, there are some Glad bags, drop your d1ck into one of them and get back up here and fock me!". I started to LMAO because it struck me as really funny. She didn't see the situation as funny at all, but it cracked me up. She got mad at me laughing and told me to take a hike. So close, but no cigar. Never fock a MILF without protection....shame on her for risking giving a disease to her husband or getting pregnant with another guys kid! You showed some good self control and did the right thing..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,685 Posted May 1, 2006 Actually there is a pay side and a free side...free side has a message board (with naked pics)....pay side (which I never saw) has the hardcore pics, I think.....and some other stuff. Been awile since I "heard" about it. A few years ago, on the wifelover.com message board, I noticed some of the "regulars" over there, were putting together a fantasy football league. I "heard". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted May 1, 2006 I was stalked by a curly for about a month or so.... You deserved it for what you did. [justkidding] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 1, 2006 I have nothing to prove here. You can try it for yourself or not believe me, either way it doesn't effect me. I keep my word about posting pics of others and they do the same for me! That is why my wife has never seen any pics of me online! The number one way guys get caught is telling/showing their "friends" about side action. No offense, but what do I have to gain by giving you a pic of a woman I have been with so you can jerk off to it? Okay Joe/xmann/smalljohnson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyEaglesFly 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Okay Joe/xmann/smalljohnson Uh, OK? Good luck with the MILF hunt! Maybe you can get some of your own pics so you do have to ask strangers to send you theirs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Uh, OK? Good luck with the MILF hunt! Maybe you can get some of your own pics so you do have to ask strangers to send you theirs. Just wanted you to provide some proof of your 'online conquest' and you couldn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,685 Posted May 1, 2006 Just wanted you to provide some proof of your 'online conquest' and you couldn't. Why would anyone want to prove it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Why would anyone want to prove it. Yeah, I guess no one would want to share the pics of a 350lb heifer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyEaglesFly 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Just wanted you to provide some proof of your 'online conquest' and you couldn't. Oh no, I could....I just choose not to. And I wouldn't call it a "conquest"....just two people getting together to have a little fun on the "down low". I didn't start this thread and was actually quite surprised to see it on football site. I simply gave a honest response. If you or any one else chooses not to believe me, oh well! Again, best of luck with what ever it is you do..... Yeah, I guess no one would want to share the pics of a 350lb heifer. Bitter much? I'm guessing you are a married guy who isn't getting much so any time you hear about someone else getting a little side action you get mad and attack the guy! I wasn't trying to start a beef here so I don't know why you are attacking me just because I won't post pics of a woman I met on line for you to jerk off to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcOne 2 Posted May 1, 2006 I nailed my roommate's girlfriend's mom for a while. details. What led up to it....etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 1, 2006 I can't prove anything, I made it all up to seem cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 71 Posted May 1, 2006 I like the ones where the chick is getting plowed in the back seat of some type of van, going down the highway. Bangbus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,685 Posted May 1, 2006 Bangbus What's the one where they offer dudes money to bang their wife/girlfriend and they have to watch? I know it's staged, but.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 71 Posted May 1, 2006 What's the one where they offer dudes money to bang their wife/girlfriend and they have to watch? I know it's staged, but.... bangmywife.com...seriously, it's something along those lines. There's also COMG.COM which stands for cvm on my glasses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites