Franknbeans 46 Posted May 9, 2006 Not quite every time, but often enough so that when I feel like trying to teach her a lesson (like what it's like to sit down to eat dinner and have food on the fork, only to have to get up from the table for something that could easily have been prevented/avoided) I will get it for her, but leave it just out of reach....so she has to get up for no good reason.I know...I'm a d|ck. She knew it too before she agreed to marry me. Door was closed...doesn't stop her. As for the communication...believe me, I let her know. I told her, "You know, I'm a little busy right now...maybe you could walk all the way over to the thermostat and take care of it. Unless you want me to drag my sh|t covered ass around the house." Actually, she has this habit of asking me to do things that she is fully capable of doing...usually when she is in a better position to do them. It has come up in cousneling. So she's testing to see if you really love her and you fail miserably. Got it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 812 Posted May 9, 2006 So this was less of a question thread and more of a bytch about your wife thread? Ok. ~slowly backs out~ Oh I didn't think I was going to get an answer to the question regardless. That's like asking a woman to explain her rational to me when she does something silly. It's so forgien to me I can't even begin to start down that line of thinking to get to her conclusion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,926 Posted May 9, 2006 Women suck. At least the keepers do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 9, 2006 I know...I'm a sociopath. fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted May 9, 2006 fixed Yeah...I am pretty crazy for thinking I could teach a woman to be rational...or to expect a mangina like yourself to understand any of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 9, 2006 Yeah...I am pretty crazy for thinking I could teach a woman to be rational...or to expect a mangina like yourself to understand any of this. I don't think that I would classify you as a sociopath. However, it appears that you and the Mrs. have quite a few problems. Good thing that you are in counseling. From the subtle hints (and the overt ones), it seems like you each have some deep seeded problems. GL with resolving them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 9, 2006 Yeah...I am pretty crazy for thinking I could teach a woman to be rational...or to expect a mangina like yourself to understand any of this. uh, ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted May 9, 2006 There is a very specific word to handle that kind of situation: No. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Also, my wife is (almost) as big a sports fan as I am, so she respects and understands the desire to watch games. This past Sunday for instance, she didn't care as much about the NBA games, but she said to me in the morning "here are the 3 things you need to do, get your ass moving before the games." One of them I hadn't done as the first game approached, and she prodded me to do it. at least in phoenix you get out of having to cut the lawn, right? im not married..but for me..i wouild rather her nag right away instead of that death of silence..when shes THINKING..and you are struggling to recall what the heck u had to do, or arent sure what shes thinking.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spider fantasy 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Uhhhh... I don't see her outside mowing the lawn or working on my mustang do I?! I cut the grass and do the weeding, watering and edging. and I'd love to work on a 351 Cleveland Mustang- if I had one!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted May 9, 2006 The one thing that DOES bug my wife is my god-given ability to sleep through crying kids. Ours are 4/7/10 (not babies), but last week for instance we had a stomach flu run through them all. She will wake me if she needs help (e.g., changing pukey sheets while she gets medicine). Otherwise, she might make a little "accidental" noise on the way back into the room. I always close the door when I crap. Problem solved. Seriously, you guys have a well-documented communication problem. Why not just say "honey, I'm taking a dump here, why are you asking me to do it instead of just doing it yourself?" dont you live in phoenix? what are you turning up the heat for?... you need to get one of those foam fingers from the Suns game and give her the worlds biggest wet willie..when shes about to sleep..just poke her in the ear with it.. because smacking her like shes a whack-a-mole game would be too mean...perhaps... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,926 Posted May 9, 2006 dont you live in phoenix? what are you turning up the heat for?... you need to get one of those foam fingers from the Suns game and give her the worlds biggest wet willie..when shes about to sleep..just poke her in the ear with it.. because smacking her like shes a whack-a-mole game would be too mean...perhaps... ETA yes, I live in Phx. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted May 9, 2006 are you sure? you appear to be either a chick or a ghey dude. and you're ugly. OOOHHHHHHHHHH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
