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[sawilson 1]

Now's your chance, whatcha wanna know???

[Mephisto 15]

What will it take for you to choose the proper words in a subject line?

[sawilson 1]

What will it take for you to choose the proper words in a subject line?

Bite Me

[Wyatt Earp 0]

Bite Me

 

Where

[sawilson 1]

Where

It's a secret....

[Churchill610 0]

Why does Mrs. Churchill610 turn on EVERY STINKIN' light on in the house at night? What's that about??

[Wyatt Earp 0]

It's a secret....

 

Guess it's time to do some exploring then

[Snoopy1 0]

It's a secret....

 

 

What kind of advice is that...

[Wyatt Earp 0]

What kind of advice is that...

 

 

Typical woman advice.....

[EndGame 0]

Now's your chance, whatcha wanna know???

Swallow, spit, or duck?

 

[Wyatt Earp 0]

Swallow, spit, or duck?

 

 

Are you asking her for advice on which you should do?

[jerryskids 5,206]

My wife wants to have sex with me all of the time. I'd rather we bond more; ya know, poetry, romantic walks, talking, that sorta thing. How can I make her see that I need to feel love to want to make love?

[EndGame 0]

Are you asking her for advice on which you should do?

Hmmm ... now that you mention it, perhaps I should have worded that better.

 

I'll try again:

 

Which do you do? Swallow, spit, or duck?

[sawilson 1]

Why does Mrs. Churchill610 turn on EVERY STINKIN' light on in the house at night? What's that about??

Maybe she had a tramatic experience as a child and is subconciously afraid of the dark???? Question, have you ever asked her???

[Wyatt Earp 0]

Hmmm ... now that you mention it, perhaps I should have worded that better.

 

I'll try again:

 

Which do you do? Swallow, spit, or duck?

 

Much better

[sawilson 1]

Guess it's time to do some exploring then

 

 

What kind of advice is that...

He wasn't asking an advise type of question, more of an inquiry.

 

Swallow, spit, or duck?

 

Uhm, can you please elaborate on this question. I feel I need more detail before providing an accurate answer.....

[GuidingLight 3]

When I try to be nice to a girl, she gets pissed off at me. What is that about?

[Churchill610 0]

Maybe she had a tramatic experience as a child and is subconciously afraid of the dark???? Question, have you ever asked her???

 

 

 

 

And open up to her feelings and emotions??? I think NOT!!

[sawilson 1]

My wife wants to have sex with me all of the time. I'd rather we bond more; ya know, poetry, romantic walks, talking, that sorta thing. How can I make her see that I need to feel love to want to make love?

Tell her.

 

JK: Uhm, can't we just cuddle

Mrs JK: But I want to fock

JK: But I want to make love........

 

Seriously, if this is in fact a real question, if you haven't talked to her about it, you may want to try. You can't expect someone to give you something they don't know you want.

 

Hmmm ... now that you mention it, perhaps I should have worded that better.

 

I'll try again:

 

Which do you do? Swallow, spit, or duck?

OK then, thanks for being more specific.

 

Answer: depends on the situation.

[GuidingLight 3]

Come on, you are all thinking it.

 

Does size matter? In general and to you?

[sawilson 1]

When I try to be nice to a girl, she gets pissed off at me. What is that about?

I'm going to need an example here. Depends on what you are trying to do:

 

Good:

-You look amazing.

-Wanna hang out sometime?

-You are a spectacular person.

 

Not so good:

-Nice t1its

-Wanna fock

-You are a spectacular person when you're not talking so much.

 

And open up to her feelings and emotions??? I think NOT!!

Uhm, in that case, either go behind her and turn them off or just pay the focking bill and deal with it. If you want her to not do it, ask her not to, if she still does, there are some deeper issues there that will need to be discussed. So, your options are:

 

-Talk to her about it if she doesnt' stop when asked

-Go behind her and turn them off

-Pay the focking bill

 

Come on, you are all thinking it.

 

Does size matter? In general and to you?

In general, yes, it does, so sorry to the tiny tinies of the world.

However, the caveat here is that you need to know how to use it too. If you have it, but can't use it right, would rather have someone smaller that has better talent.

[GuidingLight 3]

I'm going to need an example here. Depends on what you are trying to do:

 

Good:

-You look amazing.

-Wanna hang out sometime?

-You are a spectacular person.

 

Not so good:

-Nice t1its

-Wanna fock

-You are a spectacular person when you're not talking so much.

 

You are the most beautiful women I ever laid my eyes on and want to love you forever. (2mo relationship)

 

You are just saying that because you pissed me off 4 days ago.(angry) WTF? I dont even remember 4 days ago.

 

 

I'm going to need an example here. Depends on what you are trying to do:

 

Good:

-You look amazing.

-Wanna hang out sometime?

-You are a spectacular person.

 

Not so good:

-Nice t1its

-Wanna fock

-You are a spectacular person when you're not talking so much.

Uhm, in that case, either go behind her and turn them off or just pay the focking bill and deal with it. If you want her to not do it, ask her not to, if she still does, there are some deeper issues there that will need to be discussed. So, your options are:

 

-Talk to her about it if she doesnt' stop when asked

-Go behind her and turn them off

-Pay the focking bill

In general, yes, it does, so sorry to the tiny tinies of the world.

However, the caveat here is that you need to know how to use it too. If you have it, but can't use it right, would rather have someone smaller that has better talent.

 

 

lol....What if you never saw or touched it and were in complete love with the guy before you found out about the tiny weenie?

[sawilson 1]

You are the most beautiful women I ever laid my eyes on and want to love you forever. (2mo relationship)

 

You are just saying that because you pissed me off 4 days ago.(angry) WTF? I dont even remember 4 days ago.

lol....What if you never saw or touched it and were in complete love with the guy before you found out about the tiny weenie?

 

OK - First one:

Sounds like its the woman herself and not you. However, I would have to know what happened 4 days before. Had she been pissed at you for the last 4 days, or did this come out of the blue? If it came out of the blue then she probably has some pretty serious self esteem issues if she can't accept a man who loves her telling her so. She probably doesn't feel like she is justified to receive such love and has to justify why a guy like yourself would love her.

She also could have been burned in the past pretty badly and this was something during that time that she often experienced. If this is the case and she wont' talk about it, then she needs to deal with it herself and you need to decide if you are willing to wait around while she does.

 

Second one:

Love knows no bounds - honestly, including tiny weenies. If this were the case (god forbid), then I would be buying as much literature as possible to learn as many new positions as possible to help increase the excitement in bed.... There are ways around it, I mean, even the tiny weenies of the world need love too, right? I would not dump the love of my life cuz he was lacking in the peter department.

[devildog 0]

I can touch my nose with my tongue easily. Are women impressed by that? They seem to be when I do it out of the blue?

[sawilson 1]

I can touch my nose with my tongue easily. Are women impressed by that? They seem to be when I do it out of the blue?

Out in public like at a restaraunt, not so much.

 

In privite like in bed,

 

BTW - How You Doin???

[GuidingLight 3]

When looking at a guy, what strikes you about him first?

[sawilson 1]

When looking at a guy, what strikes you about him first?

Hi eyes. Seriously. The eyes are the window to the soul as they say. You can tell a lot about a person when you look into his eyes. This also applies in bed as well - very much in fact.

 

Secondly, his hands....

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Why?

[sawilson 1]

Why?

Uhm, can you be more specific please????

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

shocker, rocker, or spocker?

[sawilson 1]

shocker, rocker, or spocker?

Can you please elaborate???

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Why?

 

Why ask why?

[Wyatt Earp 0]

Why ask why?

 

Drink bud dry?

 

GD that was a sh!tty beer

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

Can you please elaborate???

 

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shocker

[TommyGavin 788]

actually I was looking for some woman advice (you know with a "C"). Can you help?

 

please advise (you know with a "S")

 

Thanks

TG

[sawilson 1]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shocker

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

If a girl you like hates you , whats the best way to get to her to not hate you?

 

Given you are both attractive and seemingly nice people.

 

 

What was that thing they used to say here about sticking a finger in her ass?

 

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

 

 

so you are more of a spocker girl?

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Drink bud dry?

 

GD that was a sh!tty beer

 

 

NO kidding. I am a Guinness girl, myself.

[sawilson 1]

actually I was looking for some woman advice (you know with a "C"). Can you help?

 

please advise (you know with a "S")

 

Thanks

TG

OK - I don't understand any of this one.....