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Best, funniest league/team names

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DickJauron    0

DickJauron
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Rowdy Rectal Rump Rangers - R4

Syphallated Anal Warts - SAW

Anal Leakage

Porn 4 Life

And of course the classic The Ron Jeremys (good League name, ours)

Daisy Cutters

Annihilation Inc.

With My Balls (who u playin this week?, I am playing With My Balls)

 

Pretty much anything involving vulgar or gross words and body parts with an adjective can work.

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gatorbait7391    0

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Rowdy Rectal Rump Rangers - R4

Syphallated Anal Warts - SAW

Anal Leakage

Porn 4 Life

And of course the classic The Ron Jeremys (good League name, ours)

Daisy Cutters

Annihilation Inc.

With My Balls (who u playin this week?, I am playing With My Balls)

 

Pretty much anything involving vulgar or gross words and body parts with an adjective can work.

:banana: rookie.

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Second Place Don't Pay    0

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Amish Rake Fight

Amish Drive By (What goes cloppity-clop, bang! bang! cloppity-clop?)

 

Not a big Amish fan? Well, it's not like they'll boot up a computer and flame you...

 

One league named divisions based on the area of the country our participants lived: Butt Hot, Butt Cold, and Butt Wipe. Poor midwesterners :doh: We've also done names based on busts in the NFL, like the "Bite Me Bosworth" division.

 

Team names I've liked:

Schrodinger's Pussies

Rabid Beavers

Flying F**ktards

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jocstrap    8

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Dirty Sanchez and Donkie Punchers are two teams in my league - (once they explained that sick shiet to me, well then I thought it was funny - note: I would never consider doing either of those though to my wife)

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-jb-    0

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Dirty Sanchez and Donkie Punchers are two teams in my league - (once they explained that sick shiet to me, well then I thought it was funny - note: I would never consider doing either of those though to my wife)

 

the rusty trombones

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ratbastard1    0

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Gulf Coast Looters

 

i like this one.

 

Most of the others sound like a bunch of dorks circle jerking around each other lieing to their friends about who they got to "second base" with. If you name a FF team "anal" anything im buying you a pink t-shirt with your team name on it. Lets lay-off the juvenile cliches and get original here guys...like the "amish rake fight" which is really funny.

 

Can anyone come up with something using Curtled Cootch? That would be funny.

 

:doh:

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T-HO    1

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Off in the woods.....

The Lower case g's

The 69'ers

Supposed BBq

The Bi-Weaks

Team:Blitzkrieg

Owner:Der Fantasie Fuhrer

The last one was my idea from last year, being the 66th anniversary of the invasion of poland the day we drafted(sept 1, 1939) I joked I would storm through the league like Hitler did w europe. After losing the first game, I went on an unprecedented record 11 game win streak. Blitzkrieg indeed...Anygay...

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J-Money    4

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off in the woods. If a leaguemate happens to beat me that week and they are talkin ish at the bar, chances are they have to talk loud to be heard and it's always funny to hear someone yell "I beat off in the woods!"

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Parja    0

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...and get original here guys...like the "amish rake fight" which is really funny.

 

Original? Did you just "get the Internet" yesterday?

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FantasyKing    4

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i like this one.

 

Most of the others sound like a bunch of dorks circle jerking around each other lieing to their friends about who they got to "second base" with. If you name a FF team "anal" anything im buying you a pink t-shirt with your team name on it. Lets lay-off the juvenile cliches and get original here guys...like the "amish rake fight" which is really funny.

 

Can anyone come up with something using Curtled Cootch? That would be funny.

 

;)

 

 

Yeah I agree, there are some twisted ones I've heard and I would never name my team some of these. If anyone wants to use this name, I even have a logo for it.

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football_scooter    0

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note: I would never consider doing either of those though to my wife)

 

You ought to - she loves the donkey punch. Why, just last week I....oh, uh, never mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I named a team "upper deckers"

 

For those not in the know, and "upper decker" is when you crap in the back part of the toilet.

It sits for weks and the homeowner can't figure out

1. where that awful smell is coming from

2. how the hell to clean it up once they figure it out

 

Plus it's a 10 on the "acrobatically challenging" scale.

:rolleyes:

 

 

 

My WCOFF team name for this year is the "Magic Nose Goblins"

 

Those Ren & Stimpy fans out there will get that one...

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G3-175SE    0

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Pukin’ Tortoises

 

I have no idea where he got it and he would not tell.

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mozzy84    0

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Dirty Sanchez and Donkie Punchers are two teams in my league - (once they explained that sick shiet to me, well then I thought it was funny - note: I would never consider doing either of those though to my wife)

dude are you in my league? I am assuming not if your from bama but those two exact names were in my league. :doublethumbsup:

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SUXBNME    1,457

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I've had:

 

The Bloody Blumpkins

Beefcurtains

The Flying Potato Bugs

 

We have a brotha in out league who has had:

Back of the Bus

Blackfield in Motion (his current one)

 

;)

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Parja    0

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Notable team names from my league last year...

 

Satan's Deadly Nutsack

We Todd (I set it up in our league so the owner's first name appeared after the team name...the owner of this team is named Ed), so We Todd (Ed)

More Cowbell! (mine)

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Querymeisters    0

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Best name from my league last year: Winona Lake Blue Laws. Of course, you have to be familiar with Winona Lake, and know what a blue law is...

 

I know of another league that had a "Fighting Amish". I've kinda been mulling the name "Fighting Pacifists" for this year.

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Eagles Green    34

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2 of my teams are

 

1. Barry Macockiner

2 Dixon TuDeep

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