jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 12, 2006 They've been building a house two doors down from me for five+ years. I didn't think it would ever sell; they were asking quite a bit. Finally somebody bought it: New neighbor He closes later this month. Working on a few things with the HOA (wants a sports court within the setback, etc.). Also he invited us over to all of his pool parties. I'm guessing the views will be spectacular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted June 12, 2006 Who? ETA: He's cute! If he's single, I want to come to those parties as your guest! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,234 Posted June 12, 2006 They've been building a house two doors down from me for five+ years. I didn't think it would ever sell; they were asking quite a bit. Finally somebody bought it: New neighbor He closes later this month. Working on a few things with the HOA (wants a sports court within the setback, etc.). Also he invited us over to all of his pool parties. I'm guessing the views will be spectacular. Dude, you could so score with Jessy.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 12, 2006 Dude, you could so score with Jessy.... I know, I'm going to post it at TDZ as well. And Curly, yes he's single. Consider yourself invited. If he's interested in attractive older women, you can take the heat off of my wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtraine 29 Posted June 12, 2006 Damn, what part of Phoenix do you live in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick the Cat 1 Posted June 12, 2006 And Curly, yes he's single. Does Paris "No Gag Reflex" Hilton know about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted June 12, 2006 I bet he can pay his mortgage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 12, 2006 Damn, what part of Phoenix do you live in? A nice custom area close to the Cardinals training facility. Several of the players live in the neigborhood. Jake Plummer used to live around the corner. His girlfriend was not very cute though. I expect much better from Matt. Does Paris "No Gag Reflex" Hilton know about this? Did you ever come out to Phoenix? I bet he can pay his mortgage. I watched the latest Blue Collar Comedy Tour the other night. Larry the Cable Guy reminds me of a funny version of you. Ron White reminds me of a funny version of your alcoholic wife. No way I move now! :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtraine 29 Posted June 12, 2006 A nice custom area close to the Cardinals training facility. Several of the players live in the neigborhood. Nice! I lived in Phoenix for a few years for school, but have been gone for a few years now. I imagine the new practice facility is out in Mesa (roughly) by the new field? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 12, 2006 Nice! I lived in Phoenix for a few years for school, but have been gone for a few years now. I imagine the new practice facility is out in Mesa (roughly) by the new field? The practice facility is in Tempe at Hardy and Warner where it has always been. I live in Ahwatukee just across I-10 from it. To my knowledge there are no immediate plans to move it. Also the new stadium is in Glendale on the other side of town, not Mesa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtraine 29 Posted June 12, 2006 The practice facility is in Tempe at Hardy and Warner where it has always been. I live in Ahwatukee just across I-10 from it. To my knowledge there are no immediate plans to move it. Also the new stadium is in Glendale on the other side of town, not Mesa. <----- Out of the loop. Not like I cared about the Cardinals while I was there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted June 12, 2006 If you can get Leinart to post on this message board, you'll be a legend. Good luck getting us to believe it's really him though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 12, 2006 If you can get Leinart to post on this message board, you'll be a legend. Good luck getting us to believe it's really him though... What exactly could I do to convince you. Have him come over and use my account and say, "Hi, this is Matt using jerryskids account."? Or register a "Matt Leinart" alias and start posting? Anyway, eventually I'll get a pic with him and post it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,234 Posted June 12, 2006 What exactly could I do to convince you. Have him come over and use my account and say, "Hi, this is Matt using jerryskids account."? Or register a "Matt Leinart" alias and start posting? Anyway, eventually I'll get a pic with him and post it. Get him to post a link to his Matt Leinart/Paris Hilton sex video, which you know he has, and I'll be a believer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 12, 2006 Get him to post a link to his Matt Leinart/Paris Hilton sex video, which you know he has, and I'll be a believer. That might take a little relationship building, but if I get to see it on his huge plasma TV, you'll be the first to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboys_2002 11 Posted June 12, 2006 If you can get Leinart to post on this message board, you'll be a legend. Good luck getting us to believe it's really him though... Get him to mention this boared on ESPN or somthing, that would be the balls! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted June 12, 2006 See if you can get him to tell you how many different USC sluts he's bagged. I'll set the over/under line at 75. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboys_2002 11 Posted June 12, 2006 See if you can get him to tell you how many different USC sluts he's bagged. I'll set the over/under line at 75. OVER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 13, 2006 See if you can get him to tell you how many different USC sluts he's bagged. I'll set the over/under line at 75. I should mention that I also met his mom. His parents as well as his best friend and his best friend's girlfriend are going to be living there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboys_2002 11 Posted June 13, 2006 I should mention that I also met his mom. His parents as well as his best friend and his best friend's girlfriend are going to be living there. Just thought I would point out, I believe you picked on someones grammer. feel free to fix mine anytime! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 13, 2006 Just thought I would point out, I believe you picked on someones grammer. feel free to fix mine anytime! I did pick on someone's grammer [sic]. What is wrong with the use of "are" there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboys_2002 11 Posted June 13, 2006 I did pick on someone's grammer [sic]. What is wrong with the use of "are" there? Nothing, just don't like the way it sounds in my head! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted June 13, 2006 Are you the one who is selling his house because the ARM is going to kick in? Now that move will even sux more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 13, 2006 Are you the one who is selling his house because the ARM is going to kick in? Now that move will even sux more. Yeah, that was me. But at what price do you put partying with Leinart? Seriously, we have been looking at different finance options before this. If it doesn't make sense we won't do it, but man, the dude invited me to all of his pool parties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swamp dog 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Yeah, that was me. But at what price do you put partying with Leinart? Seriously, we have been looking at different finance options before this. If it doesn't make sense we won't do it, but man, the dude invited me to all of his pool parties. so...now you're not going to downsize because leinart is moving in a few houses down? is he also giving you money to stay where you're at? if not, your mortgage company isn't going to care that he lives down the street from you. only that you pay your bills. on the other hand, if you're serious about selling i'm sure it will sell more quickly now. you probably can get a higher price as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted June 13, 2006 so...now you're not going to downsize because leinart is moving in a few houses down? is he also giving you money to stay where you're at? if not, your mortgage company isn't going to care that he lives down the street from you. only that you pay your bills. on the other hand, if you're serious about selling i'm sure it will sell more quickly now. you probably can get a higher price as well. Well, in a word, no. It is a lot more complex than easily described on a message bored. We've found a finance option that fits my income stream a lot better. We are analyzing whether or not that makes financial sense. We also have some finishing that I feel needs to be done on the house, which is part of the financial analysis. My wife and I are both engineers by training, we won't make a stoopid financial decision. But as you said, living a house down from Leinart won't suck for appreciation. And did I mention an open invite to Leinart's parties? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 13, 2006 What's the address? Eggs are on sale at Fry's ... 88 cents a dozen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted June 13, 2006 What's the address? Eggs are on sale at Fry's ... 88 cents a dozen. Hey wasn't your great-great-great-uncle Jebediah Leinart? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,850 Posted June 13, 2006 What's the address? Eggs are on sale at Fry's ... 88 cents a dozen. One day I will hunt you down and kill you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 13, 2006 One day I will hunt you down and kill you. First .... why? Hey wasn't your great-great-great-uncle Jebediah Leinart? Nope. You are thinking Ruiter. Not really close at all. Prolly Dutch though. I'm not familiar with his genealogy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBOKOP 0 Posted June 13, 2006 First .... why?Nope. You are thinking Ruiter. Not really close at all. Prolly Dutch though. I'm not familiar with his genealogy. Quiet down before we all pitch in and donate to the cause. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 13, 2006 Quiet down before we all pitch in and donate to the cause. You forget, I posted Anti-Bush flash cartoons, almost exactly 6 years ago. I recieved death threats then. If you did your homework, went to North Jersey, had a sit down ... you'd prolly be talkin' to the cops. I'm not afraid of anybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBOKOP 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Me................talkin' to the cops? You don't say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 13, 2006 Me................talkin' to the cops? You don't say. No, I do say. North Jersey cops. You know they almost named Sinatra Park after my best friends uncle, was gonna be Croce Park, there in Hoboken, but then Sinatra died. And here in Arizona? Fuggegaboudit. I'm not saying I'm related to Grant Woods, attorney General, or Winton Woods Jr., retired Arizona law professor, or Winton Woods the 3rd, Esq. It all could be a big lie! Or maybe I am distracting you right now? If you fock with me ... for ... whatever reason, you get 1 warning. Don't be stupid. Don't make threats, you can't back up. Ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 13, 2006 What's the over/under on the "Season ending" injury for Warner? I say Warner does not play a full 8 games. Takers? Cumlative. Also, here's a stretch, Lienart is gonna suck worse than Warner this year. Edge is gonna look washed up. The Arizona Cardinals go 8-8. At best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBOKOP 0 Posted June 13, 2006 No, I do say. North Jersey cops. You know they almost named Sinatra Park after my best friends uncle, was gonna be Croce Park, there in Hoboken, but then Sinatra died. And here in Arizona? Fuggegaboudit. I'm not saying I'm related to Grant Woods, attorney General, or Winton Woods Jr., retired Arizona law professor, or Winton Woods the 3rd, Esq. It all could be a big lie! Or maybe I am distracting you right now? If you fock with me ... for ... whatever reason, you get 1 warning. Don't be stupid. Don't make threats, you can't back up. Ok? 1. You are a joke. 2. I didnt threaten you. 3. I can back up everything I say or do. I am confident of this, I dont need you to understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
