If a male porn star was in your town

[Scary Gary 19]

And he was doing auditions, and it paid $1000 per 1/2 hour scene, would you allow your wife to partake?

It would be 100% professional, by a professional production company, etc.

 

If that isn't enough money, how much would the minimum be?

[kutulu 1,562]

Can I watch?

[TAS 2]

HELL NO!

[Scary Gary 19]

HELL NO!

 

 

Not for any amount of money?

[TAS 2]

Not for any amount of money?

NONE!

[Cdub100 3,453]

Would there be lunch on the set?

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Could I be a fluffer for the porn chicks?

[Gary Gary quite Contrary 0]

Typical, Gary!!

[Scary Gary 19]

Could I be a fluffer for the porn chicks?

 

 

No. You basically either sat waiting room, or watched.

[TAS 2]

Could I be a fluffer for the porn dudes?

fixeded

 

[Cdub100 3,453]

Could I be a fluffer for the porn chicks?

 

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather not eat out a chick that has been stuffed thousands of times by hundreds of different dudes... then again maybe you like the taste of the c0ck

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather not eat out a chick that has been stuffed thousands of times by hundreds of different dudes... then again maybe you like the taste of the c0ck

Hmm, so you only date virgins then?

 

No. You basically either sat waiting room, or watched.

Then what about lunch, like cdub asked?

[Scary Gary 19]

Hmm, so you only date virgins then?

Then what about lunch, like cdub asked?

 

Okay, you were allowed to eat a bratwurst (no bun), and you had to eat it while watching your wife fock the professional.

[Guest Black Label Society]

Um no.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Okay, you were allowed to eat a bratwurst (no bun)

Nice choice

[kutulu 1,562]

Okay, you were allowed to eat a bratwurst (no bun), and you had to eat it while watching your wife fock the professional.

 

Well, if that's the case the answer is no. I don't like bratwurst.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

I don't like bratwurst.

Commie bastard

[BMoney 0]

Would there be lunch on the set?

 

 

just your wife....

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I have a better question.

 

Say the pron star was female, and they would pay YOU $1K per half hour. Would you consider doing it if you were married or had a serious relationship?

[TAS 2]

I have a better question.

 

Say the pron star was female, and they would pay YOU $1K per half hour. Would you consider doing it if you were married or had a serious relationship?

NOPE!

[kutulu 1,562]

I have a better question.

 

Say the pron star was female, and they would pay YOU $1K per half hour. Would you consider doing it if you were married or had a serious relationship?

 

Yes! Oh, they pay me. Then the answer is still yes.

[KSB2424 3,087]

I have a better question.

 

Say the pron star was female, and they would pay YOU $1K per half hour. Would you consider doing it if you were married or had a serious relationship?

 

Would there be lunch on the set?

 

Married? No  G/F? Yes

[Pootie Tang 0]

depends on porn stars schlong length

 

[Scary Gary 19]

I have a better question.

 

Say the pron star was female, and they would pay YOU $1K per half hour. Would you consider doing it if you were married or had a serious relationship?

 

 

In a focking instant. Now just getting the wife to understand that it is "just meaningless sex", that's a different story.

[hdaddy 17]

Show me the money!!!

It would have to be a sh!tload, that's the only way I can convince her.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

I have a better question.

 

Say the pron star was female, and they would pay YOU $1K per half hour. Would you consider doing it if you were married or had a serious relationship?

Unfortunately, most pro porn men only get $300-$500 per scene. Ain't no way they're gonna pay schlubs like us $1k

[cinciman7 2]

And he was doing auditions, and it paid $1000 per 1/2 hour scene, would you allow your wife to partake?

It would be 100% professional, by a professional production company, etc.

 

If that isn't enough money, how much would the minimum be?

Only if she can audition more than once

[De Novo 0]

Certainly not for $1,000. The idea that the video could come back to haunt us later is the part that bothers me the most.

[lickin_starfish 1,521]

My wife would have $1000, and I would have no clue where it came from.

 

[jerryskids 5,409]

Unfortunately, most pro porn men only get $300-$500 per scene. Ain't no way they're gonna pay schlubs like us $1k

edjr says the gay actors get more.

[babycakes 0]

No to the porn star.

 

YES to beer and brats!!!!!!!!!!

[Odie 0]

Certainly not for $1,000. The idea that the video could come back to haunt us later is the part that bothers me the most.

 

Plan on running for office anytime soon?

[Voltaire 4,587]

wouldn't bother me, but the new GF is a very conservative square who wouldn't like the idea much.

[Odie 0]

wouldn't bother me, but the new GF is a very conservative square who wouldn't like the idea much.

 

 

T&Ps

[Voltaire 4,587]

T&Ps

 

???

[kutulu 1,562]

wouldn't bother me, but the new GF is a very conservative square who wouldn't like the idea much.

 

 

bukkake?

[De Novo 0]

Plan on running for office anytime soon?

 

[Recidivist 1]

Only if it was Ron Jeremy.

[Mrdirt73 0]

I have a better question.

 

Say the pron star was female, and they would pay YOU $1K per half hour. Would you consider doing it if you were married or had a serious relationship?

 

 

Naw, cause even if I lasted two minutes that would only be like $60 or so. Not worth my wife killing me over.