RLLD 4,283 Posted August 14, 2006 GutterBoy vs. Vern Troyer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted August 14, 2006 GutterBoy vs. Vern Troyer That is just stupid It needs to be a somewhat fair fight and this one is not. Vern is too tall for Gutter to fight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Saw, Saw, Saw...you'd never leave. You'd be all , and I'd be "don't you have to go back to Seattle?" Oh dear, I think it'd be the other way around. I'd be like "Thanks man - gotta run" and you'd already have your bags packed tail waggin, tongue hanging out asking what time the flight is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted August 14, 2006 Oh dear, I think it'd be the other way around. I'd be like "Thanks man - gotta run" and you'd already have your bags packed tail waggin, tongue hanging out asking what time the flight is. You're killin' me! You'd never know what hit you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted August 14, 2006 You're killin' me! You'd never know what hit you! Can you two stop this? I just ate lunch and you are making me sick with some of the visuals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belichick Is God 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Currently going through a divorce Maybe if you didn't spend so much time on a message board, you wouldn't be! HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Maybe if you didn't spend so much time on a message board, you wouldn't be! HTH Sheesh, I was wondering why it took so long for someone to post something like this. And yeah, that's it. We split because I spend all my time on fftoday. Whatever. You're killin' me! You'd never know what hit you! I can only take this to mean you're quicker than speedy gonzales himself? I just love that dunno guy. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,283 Posted August 14, 2006 Sheesh, I was wondering why it took so long for someone to post something like this. And yeah, that's it. We split because I spend all my time on fftoday. Whatever. Some people are callous, or just outright mean... Was it because you wouldn't let him in the poopshute? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Some people are callous, or just outright mean... Was it because you wouldn't let him in the poopshute? I know some are callous, and I was actually kinda surprised it took longer than I thought for someone to post that. LOL - nah, that wasn't it either. But thanks for the laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted August 14, 2006 Sheesh, I was wondering why it took so long for someone to post something like this. And yeah, that's it. We split because I spend all my time on fftoday. Whatever. I can only take this to mean you're quicker than speedy gonzales himself? I just love that dunno guy. LOL You wouldn't be so lucky! signed, the marathon man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 14, 2006 You wouldn't be so lucky! signed, the marathon man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,632 Posted August 14, 2006 Nobody wants to fight me, huh? Smart people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted August 14, 2006 If sawilson and I ever had sex, I can guarantee that it would be really disappointing for one of us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted August 14, 2006 Nobody wants to fight me, huh? Smart people No, but I'd like to choke the life out of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 14, 2006 If sawilson and I ever had sex, I can guarantee that it would be really disappointing for one of us! Uhm, I'm going to have to go out on a limb here and guess that I would be the disappointed one.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,632 Posted August 14, 2006 No, but I'd like to choke the life out of you. You love me and you know it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,049 Posted August 14, 2006 Uhm, I'm going to have to go out on a limb here and guess that I would be the disappointed one.... I can't speak for either of you but I know *I* would be disappointed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 14, 2006 I can't speak for either of you but I know *I* would be disappointed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted August 14, 2006 torrid vs reality Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Uhm, I'm going to have to go out on a limb here and guess that I would be the disappointed one.... Well there's at least a 50-50 chance you're right! I guess I was talking about more the awkwardness of 2 people who only know each other from a fantasy football message board having sex. I'm sure that we'd both go into it with expectations, thoughts and ideas about how it would turn out, that are likely not going to be met. Not that we aren't both attractive and good sexual partners when we're within our respective comfort zones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fervid Ro 0 Posted August 14, 2006 torrid vs reality I'd pay to get in the ring with Bill Swerski. I think I could take him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Well there's at least a 50-50 chance you're right! I guess I was talking about more the awkwardness of 2 people who only know each other from a fantasy football message board having sex. I'm sure that we'd both go into it with expectations, thoughts and ideas about how it would turn out, that are likely not going to be met. Not that we aren't both attractive and good sexual partners when we're within our respective comfort zones. Thought about this much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Thought about this much? Of course not, I'm happily married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fervid Ro 0 Posted August 14, 2006 Well there's at least a 50-50 chance you're right! I guess I was talking about more the awkwardness of 2 people who only know each other from a fantasy football message board having sex. I'm sure that we'd both go into it with expectations, thoughts and ideas about how it would turn out, that are likely not going to be met. Not that we aren't both attractive and good sexual partners when we're within our respective comfort zones. oh. I feared you were worried that something was wrong with your purdy pink pen1s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted August 14, 2006 oh. I feared you were worried that something was wrong with your purdy pink pen1s. I actually remember reading somewhere a long time ago that Jews have the most attractive pen1ses among the various ethnicities and national backgrounds. Not the biggest, but definitely the most attractive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted August 14, 2006 I actually remember reading somewhere a long time ago that Jews have the most attractive pen1ses among the various ethnicities and national backgrounds. Not the biggest, but definitely the most attractive. I'm sure it's a very handsome pen!s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fervid Ro 0 Posted August 14, 2006 I actually remember reading somewhere a long time ago that Jews have the most attractive pen1ses among the various ethnicities and national backgrounds. Not the biggest, but definitely the most attractive. I can vouch for the quality of the jewish pen1s. yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 14, 2006 I actually remember reading somewhere a long time ago that Jews have the most attractive pen1ses among the various ethnicities and national backgrounds. Not the biggest, but definitely the most attractive. You guys crack me up!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,283 Posted August 15, 2006 I'd pay to get in the ring with Bill Swerski. I think I could take him. I believe you could... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted August 15, 2006 torrid vs reality Un-possible. Not only have they never been in the same room, they have never been in the same zip code. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Un-possible. Not only have they never been in the same room, they have never been in the same zip code. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted August 15, 2006 MDC - Drobeski Working class man vs white-collar wanna be boy. A guy with 3 children in there teens, probably causing much repressed anger. I don't think this would be much of a fight, but more likely a 2nd degree homicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Swerski vs his Ego Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 196 Posted August 15, 2006 GFIAFP vs. one of his other personalities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites