Talking smack before your game

[SAL321 0]

Hey how many of you talk smack before your game each week ? First year in a Yahoo league and the guy I'm playing won't shut up talkin' junk. He's a newbie to FF and you guessed he won week one , I didn't.

 

Any great one liners you've used in the past/present. He really got lucky and won on the Miller TD last week. Let's hear em if ya got em'

[Quickolas1 80]

i wouldnt be talking smack if i were you with trent green and aaron brooks as your QBs

 

HTH

[bryberns 0]

you always should have an excuse why you lost....IE Trent green getting his face ripped off and getting knocked out of the game....ALWAYS have a comeback

[DrJ 0]

"I know you are, but what am I"

[Denman007 0]

"You got lucky. You don't even know who's on your team."

[RunRastaRun 0]

Setting your lineup this week will be like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic . . . . . . . . . . . useless.

[mggoilers 0]

I'm playing a team with Kevin Jones, who he refuses to sit or replace him after 3 years:

 

Kevin Jones is a big pile of doo doo, and not the kind of doo doo that runs. He gets stuck in the hole, and then just drops.

 

[SFGeek 0]

I've seen better swings on a playground.

 

Oh, sorry that's for baseball. Wrong sport.

[DanXIII 8]

"I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!!!"

 

[TheGambinoCrimeFamily 0]

A buddy of mine likes to use this one. Unfortunately, you have to have won your league in the past. You would say, "I've won _____ titles in this league. How many have you won? Now, go grab your shinebox and polish my f'n trophies.

[mggoilers 0]

I tend to trash talk quite a bit, I usually just focus on the owner I'm playing that week. We have an owner who always sticks his nose into our posts and meddles. So I posted the following:

 

 

I predict I will win. I will win big. It will not even be close.

 

Quote it, underline it, copy it, paste it, and save it. Put it in 3 inch letters on our site.

 

(Insert Meddling Owner Name), You can tell him I said it. Just pull his ###### out of your mouth first, before you tell him. so you don't mumble.

 

(Insert your team Name)!!!!!!

[ffdomino 0]

"I am playing who? I did not know it was my bye week already."

 

"Great draft Mr Millen!"

[TheGambinoCrimeFamily 0]

What I like to do is on the message board, under subject I'll write "Trade" to get everyones attention and curiosity. Then once they open it, I'll have in caps to the specific owner: "_______ WHY DON'T YOU LICK MY HAIRY F'N BALLSACK !!!!"

[ffdomino 0]

"Scoreboard"

[TheGambinoCrimeFamily 0]

"Scoreboard"

 

If someone said "scoreboard" to me, my reply would be, "BLOW ME !!!"

[thevelourfog 0]

"I don't care if the Burger King magically appears on your team, you've got no hope," or some variation thereon, feel free to insert Jesus for the King if you feel comfortable.

[ffdomino 0]

If someone said "scoreboard" to me, my reply would be, "BLOW me!!!"

 

Corrected

[Isotopes 1]

"Your team is not very good"

 

"Your team lacks the necessary talent to win a championship"

 

I've got more if you need them HTH

[JMaximus12 0]

"I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!!!"

 

 

YOU TOOK MINE!!!!

 

you could always lead with "The Jerk store called, and they're fresh out of you!" if his rapier-like wit rebuts that one, THEN fire off with the "I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE"...thats always a classic, but usally an "Emergency" situation only...

[Diggler 0]

Save the trash talk and just show up on his doorstep and punch him in the face in front of his wife.

[ffdomino 0]

My team is hot right now....my team.

[SmartassBoiler 0]

"I just took a dump. It reminded me of your team."

[Captain Shortbus 0]

"Kneel down and smile like a donut."

[ffdomino 0]

If you smell something bad, and you did wash up after getting a Dirty Sanchez, it is your team

[shasha 0]

After looking at your starting lineup I can tell that you obviously don't value winning.

 

Lets analyze your roster based on strength; basically by drafting ______ in the first round, ______ in the second and _______ in the third we can determine with very little room for error that you suck at this.

 

You must be very secure in your manhood to submit that lineup.

 

Playing you this week is like playing basketball against a kid with no legs...you know that you are going to win, but it isn't worth bragging about to anyone.

 

I've run your roster through the draft buddy and it said that you suck at this.

 

Hey man, the website sent me an email saying that you had an illegal lineup. Apparently you have no real football players on your roster.

[Reality 2,711]

Past champ - $ league

 

 

"Are you really running your mouth? Fine, I will play with your money this year.."

[tiggo25 4]

Send to whomever you are playing and call them a jerkoff. Provide definition:

 

jerk·off ( P ) Pronunciation Key

verb

1. To yank one's crank until climax

2. To have slampiece yank your (anyone and everyone's) crank until climax

3. To pull your pud, polish your knob, rub your stub, beat your meet, spank your monkey, flog your mule or choke your chicken.

4. A normal day's work for INSERT NAME HERE

[ILikeTacos 0]

After looking at your starting lineup I can tell that you obviously don't value winning.

 

Lets analyze your roster based on strength; basically by drafting ______ in the first round, ______ in the second and _______ in the third we can determine with very little room for error that you suck at this.

 

You must be very secure in your manhood to submit that lineup.

 

Playing you this week is like playing basketball against a kid with no legs...you know that you are going to win, but it isn't worth bragging about to anyone.

 

I've run your roster through the draft buddy and it said that you suck at this.

 

Hey man, the website sent me an email saying that you had an illegal lineup. Apparently you have no real football players on your roster.

Shasha is the man - that is all.

[Old School 360]

A buddy of mine likes to use this one. Unfortunately, you have to have won your league in the past. You would say, "I've won _____ titles in this league. How many have you won? Now, go grab your shinebox and polish my f'n trophies.

 

[joeshmoemt 0]

After looking at your starting lineup I can tell that you obviously don't value winning.

 

Lets analyze your roster based on strength; basically by drafting ______ in the first round, ______ in the second and _______ in the third we can determine with very little room for error that you suck at this.

 

You must be very secure in your manhood to submit that lineup.

 

Playing you this week is like playing basketball against a kid with no legs...you know that you are going to win, but it isn't worth bragging about to anyone.

 

I've run your roster through the draft buddy and it said that you suck at this.

 

Hey man, the website sent me an email saying that you had an illegal lineup. Apparently you have no real football players on your roster.

 

Those are awesome! They will definitely be ripped off and used as necessary.

[jwhatti 1]

There are some pretty funny ones, let's hear some more

[Guest MUGS]

I didn't know your wife/girlfriend became co-owner of your team this year.

 

 

When did you start letting the kids help out with your draft.(especially young kids)

 

 

Should I use my bench lineup so the blow out doesn't look as bad.(for deeper rosters)

[Watchdog 0]

Your team's got about as much chance as Nicole Ritchie standing between Rosie O'Donnell and a pastry cart.

[TheGambinoCrimeFamily 0]

EAT MY BALLZ !!!

 

[gocolts 300]

nice thread

[Diesel07 0]

Eat Sh!t

 

[hyness 0]

My prediction? Pain!

[DamageIncVacc 6]

"If you beat me I will come to your house and punch you in front of your kids and wife."

[Striker99 0]

does anyone have some like ?

 

Hey (Team name) - (someones) wants their (something) back

 

u know what i mean

[Steel City Blues 0]

If losing were an Art, you'd be Pablo Picasso.