brinett9 0 Posted October 19, 2006 It is what dogs do. Fish swim. Birds fly. Cows...cow around or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted October 19, 2006 Cows...cow around or something. Cows taste good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted October 19, 2006 Stop kissing your dog's leather cheerio. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Not true! I kissed your wife and it wasn't that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted October 19, 2006 My dog gives bad breath kisses for free. Dogs will sit there and chomp on their own steaming pile of poo, then lick their ass for good measure. And people think they're still better than cats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted October 19, 2006 Toro's dogs > HTH's dogs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0 Posted October 19, 2006 HTH's Dogs' poos and bungholes > Toro's Dogs' poos and bungholes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RunRastaRun 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Stop smearing peanut butter all over your johnson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted October 19, 2006 Dogs will sit there and chomp on their own steaming pile of poo, then lick their ass for good measure. And people think they're still better than cats cats do it too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted October 19, 2006 My little girl dog has the WORST breath, it smeels like raunchy ASS I still love her though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted October 19, 2006 My little girl dog has the WORST breath, it smeels like raunchy ASS I still love her though When stc's dog wakes me up in the morning, I can't tell if it's her nose or her ass in my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted October 20, 2006 my dog gives bad blow jobs, but I keep trying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted October 20, 2006 cats do it too I've never seen a cat chomp down on his own poo. In fact, cats think it's so nasty they cover it up with the kitty litter, in their box. Now, I've seen some dogs try to cover up their own crap (makes a nice surprise when you step on it because it's under some grass) but they're also just as happy to start eating it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted October 20, 2006 I've never seen a cat chomp down on his own poo. In fact, cats think it's so nasty they cover it up with the kitty litter, in their box. Now, I've seen some dogs try to cover up their own crap (makes a nice surprise when you step on it because it's under some grass) but they're also just as happy to start eating it. My buddy's dog likes to bob for treats in the cat box. Also, my cat's breath smells like cat food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted October 20, 2006 My buddy's dog likes to bob for treats in the cat box. That's but also at the same time. Also, my cat's breath smells like cat food. Yeah, and that's not the most pleasant smell either, but I guess that cats like it and it sure beats smelling like dog sh|t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted October 20, 2006 Why are you wasting your time with foreplay? Just stick your c0ck in already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
