GettnHuge 2 Posted October 28, 2006 Well, I was given a link to K-Fed's album which comes out next week and I must say...IT SUCKS! Every focking song is about how he is the pimp masta, a millionaire, we all is just jealous, we better watch out cause he rules the streets... some fun lyrics... "Kevin Federline, I'm tight with every rhyme, I built a kingdom down the street from Pepperdine" "K Fed I'm the pimp of all pimps, mack of all macks..." "gettin to your block, throwing out pancakes, money in my pocket, right after the handshakes, the bisquick man, mixing my batter, put this in the stereo and watch your woofers clatter" "Cause I'm a platinum dude and when I'm in the groove you can see how platinum moves, hair was out of style, I cut 10 inches then I put 30G's in my dentures " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dentures WTF Songlist The world is mine America's most hated Snap Lose Control Dance with a Pimp Privilege Crazy A League of my own Playing with fire Caught up Kept on Talkin I'd post the link here but it would violate bored rules wouldn't it? email me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted October 28, 2006 I think talking about him here violates board rules. YGM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 28, 2006 mail sent, enjoy the crappyness some more fun lines I got so much flava like Tupac do, got dues, which they in my shoes (what the hell does that mean?) I'm a rockstar baby I do what I wanna do, talk back and my crew come and clobber you I'm not a pretty boy but more like a model, dude --- I'm a pirate on the seas call me capt hook everything is mine every cranny and nook every rock every bird every animal in it this respect it ain't I'll get cannibal with it you thought peter pan had life stories and fairy tales I walk through the concrete jungle with just a scale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted October 28, 2006 Holy hell, those lyrics are brutal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted October 28, 2006 James Lipton reading his lyrics on Conan O'Brien was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 28, 2006 James Lipton reading his lyrics on Conan O'Brien was hilarious. well now he has an entire album to eloquently read the file is 62meg, email for the link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 31, 2006 It's here It's here!!! go wait in line! http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2006/09/2609.cfm You're Playing With Fire If You Buy Kevin Federline's Album Tuesday September 26, 2006 @ 06:30 PM By: ChartAttack.com Staff Kevin Federline In a brilliant stroke of luck for people who want to buy Kevin Federline's debut album, but don't want others to know it, the record will be released on Halloween. If you want to purchase Playing With Fire, people won't give you too strange a look if you're wearing a mask that day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted October 31, 2006 There is only one Vanilla Ice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 31, 2006 There is only one Vanilla Ice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted October 31, 2006 I would rather beat off with a cheese grater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,207 Posted October 31, 2006 It's sorta greta to have this clown to laugh at, nice release. I think I must be a hater.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 31, 2006 It's sorta greta to have this clown to laugh at, nice release. I think I must be a hater.... you just jealous cause K-Fed made it to the top from the mean streets of Pepperdine unlimited funniness edit!! link to K-Fed real rap video for Lose Control http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIIQEqO-uRU he's sooooooooooooooo dreamy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,207 Posted October 31, 2006 If Brit wasnt lucky enough to have something of a voice, and a hot ass body for a few years, she would be slumped over a table in he trailer every day How can you be that rich and still stoop down to the whigger level Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted October 31, 2006 I wish K-Fed would drop. Off a bridge. Thousands of feet high. Without a parachute. And land on jagged rocks. Facefirst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted October 31, 2006 I wish K-Fed would drop. Off a bridge. Thousands of feet high. Without a parachute. And land on jagged rocks. Facefirst. Don't sugarcoat it. How do you really feel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,207 Posted October 31, 2006 I wish K-Fed would drop. Off a bridge. Thousands of feet high. Without a parachute. And land on jagged rocks. Facefirst. But, survive, or die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 31, 2006 But, survive, or die? if he survives, then he makes a comeback to rap and we can all laugh at him for years. if he dies, then we will get a short burst of hilarity at his expense, then nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,207 Posted October 31, 2006 if he survives, then he makes a comeback to rap and we can all laugh at him for years.if he dies, then we will get a short burst of hilarity at his expense, then nothing. "Push" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted October 31, 2006 if he survives, then he makes a comeback to rap and we can all laugh at him for years.if he dies, then we will get a short burst of hilarity at his expense, then nothing. Win-Win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 31, 2006 Win-Win. ya know, all this wanna be a rapper, he's so bad, he'll knock you out, he's the best crap could get him beat up or killed anyway. specially when he's talkin about Tupac. biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,207 Posted October 31, 2006 I find his pleasant mix of melodies and harmony a satisfying accompanyment to his deft wordsmanship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 1, 2006 I find his pleasant mix of melodies and harmony a satisfying accompanyment to his deft wordsmanship. so did the AP http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/20...ainment_2137267 (AP) All jokes aside about his climb to fame, Kevin Federline's album "Playing With Fire" is a credible, entertaining debut. I kid you not. K-Fed knows the role. He's been hated, debated and roundly derided for his marriage to Britney Spears. Thus, his detractors are unlikely to admit that this is nicely raw around the edges, probably some of the most sincere urban storytelling you'll hate to admit you like. He takes on the topics closest to him; from his rise from Fresno County obscurity to a hip-hop stage dancer to a high-profile position on the arm of Spears. Is it Fed's fault he's got so much hustle? Don't hate the hustler, hate the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 1, 2006 I'm a pirate on the seas call me capt hookeverything is mine every cranny and nook every rock every bird every animal in it this respect it ain't I'll get cannibal with it you thought peter pan had life stories and fairy tales I walk through the concrete jungle with just a scale "Cranny and nook"? what a joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,894 Posted November 1, 2006 His lyrics are hot almost like a robot ya'll just hate cause you can't appreciate the style he brings whenever he sings Kfed is the bomb can't we all just get along Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 1, 2006 K-Fed's album it just dropped like my poo in the water it splashed and plopped he's whiter than white he's got no balls if not for Britney he'd clean pron stalls that's all i got Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 1, 2006 K-Fed's albumit just dropped like my poo in the water it splashed and plopped he's whiter than white he's got no balls if not for Britney he'd clean pron stalls that's all i got awesome, you mind if I do that on the radio when this subject comes up? I'll credit: some dude online wrote... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 1, 2006 awesome, you mind if I do that on the radio when this subject comes up? I'll credit: some dude online wrote... be my guest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 9, 2006 link MadTv cracks on K-Fed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILoveScratchTickets 0 Posted November 9, 2006 I read some reviews on that album on Itunes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 596 Posted November 9, 2006 It almost seems like GettnHuge has a man-crush on K-Fed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 9, 2006 It almost seems like GettnHuge has a man-crush on K-Fed. he makes me laugh. a lot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArnieBragg 1 Posted November 10, 2006 D.C. Entertainment Dispatches Posted at 12:16 PM ET, 11/10/2006 As Close As K-Fed Will Get to Platinum Kevin Federline's had a tough week. Last Saturday's show at New York's Webster Hall drew only 300 people to a venue that holds 1,500. Sales were so slow for Tuesday's show in Chicago that the House of Blues started giving tickets away. His debut album, "Playing With Fire," sold less than 7,000 copies, failing to make the Billboard Top 100. Oh, and you may have heard that Britney filed for divorce. By text message. K-Fed's gotta be pretty down right now, and he could probably use a hug or two. Try to make Mr. Britney Spears smile tonight at Platinum, where he's going to be promoting "Playing With Fire." According to a press release, Federline will "mingle with club goers, sign CDs and walk the runway during a fashion show" of Washington-area designers. Curious? Thankfully, you don't have to pay to see this trainwreck. Everyone 18-and-over gets free admission before midnight if they sign up for the guestlist at www.jetsetmafia.com. The timing works out perfectly: vodka shooters are $2 before midnight, and Lord knows you might need them if Fed-Ex starts performing "Papazao." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
