How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

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Admit it. You were a proud papa.

 

 

I am having the authorities investigate what's going on at the school during gym class.

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I'm not sure about this after seeing the size of the turd my oldest expelled yesterday. I asked him if it was painful and he said no.

My boy had two perfectly round golf ball sized turds last night before bed. He looked in the bowl and said Look dad - I laid two eggs!

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My boy had two perfectly round golf ball sized turds last night before bed. He looked in the bowl and said Look dad - I laid two eggs!

 

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I'm not sure about this after seeing the size of the turd my oldest expelled yesterday. I asked him if it was painful and he said no.

 

yup.

 

Sad day when you're 4 year old takes dumps twice as big as daddys.

 

They are like the size of his arm

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Say hi to Jared for us

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Like in a fight? Or some other kind of multiple person gathering of sorts...

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It depends on what kind of kids.

 

Like soft little poosay American or Chinese kids? I could take a whole room full.

 

Now like hungry feral Indian slum kids? Probably not that many. Especially if they get a hold of some crystal meth.

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It depends on what kind of kids.

 

Like soft little poosay American or Chinese kids? I could take a whole room full.

 

Now like hungry feral Indian slum kids? Probably not that many. Especially if they get a hold of some crystal meth.

How big is the room?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

How big is the room?

I have fifty kids per class in my school.

 

I am quite confident I could lay a whooping on the second graders, no problem. They cry for ten minutes if they bump their knee. Im sure if you punt a couple and neck stomp one or two, the rest would scatter.

 

The trick is to find the leaders and take them out first. If they begin opperating as a unit, youre in trouble.

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I have fifty kids per class in my school.

 

I am quite confident I could lay a whooping on the second graders, no problem. They cry for ten minutes if they bump their knee. Im sure if you punt a couple and neck stomp one or two, the rest would scatter.

 

The trick is to find the leaders and take them out first. If they begin opperating as a unit, youre in trouble.

Ha ha!