You wouldn't believe what just happened

[GettnHuge 2]

so I'm sitting here watching this documentary on AMC about a guy who makes this kickass sword.

Then he teaches his son about how the only thing you can really trust, is steel, is the sword. They lived

in a small remote village and everything was great. That was until one day a horde of evil men who rode

under the banner of a snake attacked them. They burned and pillaged and even managed to kill his

father and take his awesome sword. The boy's mother was still alive though, and stood up to the evil

men. But she was no match, just when you think James Earl Jones was going to spare her life, he turns

and cuts her head off with his father's own sword. Bad move, James.

 

By the way I think the kids name is Conan. Anyway they take him away into slavery with many other

children. Through the years the other children die off while Conan grows stronger until he's totally freakin

ripped. I'm not sure why, but I think Conan threatened to form a union so they fired him and sold him to

this other dude as a slave where he is put into gladiator battles. No one could defeat Conan. His owner

saw the potential in him and took him to the east to train to be the greatest warrior ever. In a surprising

turn of events, his owner grants him freedom.

 

Now it is time, FOR REVENGE!!!

[TylerRoseFan 16]

You wouldn't believe what just happened

 

You're right. I don't believe it.

[Guest Black Label Society]

so I'm sitting here watching this documentary on AMC about a guy who makes this kickass sword.

Then he teaches his son about how the only thing you can really trust, is steel, is the sword. They lived

in a small remote village and everything was great. That was until one day a horde of evil men who rode

under the banner of a snake attacked them. They burned and pillaged and even managed to kill his

father and take his awesome sword. The boy's mother was still alive though, and stood up to the evil

men. But she was no match, just when you think James Earl Jones was going to spare her life, he turns

and cuts her head off with his father's own sword. Bad move, James.

 

By the way I think the kids name is Conan. Anyway they take him away into slavery with many other

children. Through the years the other children die off while Conan grows stronger until he's totally freakin

ripped. I'm not sure why, but I think Conan threatened to form a union so they fired him and sold him to

this other dude as a slave where he is put into gladiator battles. No one could defeat Conan. His owner

saw the potential in him and took him to the east to train to be the greatest warrior ever. In a surprising

turn of events, his owner grants him freedom.

 

Now it is time, FOR REVENGE!!!

 

Great Fuckin Movie.

[bigtuna 0]

another good movie is "Enron: The Smartest Men in the Room"

 

that way you get to see what a stooge Arnold Swarzenegger really is

[frank 2,358]

I saw that today too. I was flipping between Conan, Wall Street and Matrix2.

[naomi 362]

that way you get to see what a stooge Arnold Swarzenegger really is

 

 

How does he show himself as a stooge?

[Chronic Husker 86]

GettnHuge loves to watch all the movies with greased up, hard-bodied men he can set his eyes on. Where do you think he got his handle?

 

But he doesn't like the gays.

[MDC 8,222]

You and gocolts have a quiet night in?

[Riddlen 1]

based on a true story

[gocolts 300]

You and gocolts have a quiet night in?

Your the one who loves h0m0s, not me. I even told my cousin who came out of the closet several years ago to fock off and never talk to me again. I don't even go to family get togethers any more cause of that focking h0m0. Plus there are 3 child molesters that show up sometimes. They are all four queer bait and make me sick.

[GettnHuge 2]

based on a true story

 

absofockinlutely. james earl jones is as real as you or I but some just don't believe.

[Chronic Husker 86]

Your the one who loves h0m0s, not me. I even told my cousin who came out of the closet several years ago to fock off and never talk to me again. I don't even go to family get togethers any more cause of that focking h0m0. Plus there are 3 child molesters that show up sometimes. They are all four queer bait and make me sick.

[resser2 0]

so I'm sitting here watching this documentary on AMC about a guy who makes this kickass sword.

Then he teaches his son about how the only thing you can really trust, is steel, is the sword. They lived

in a small remote village and everything was great. That was until one day a horde of evil men who rode

under the banner of a snake attacked them. They burned and pillaged and even managed to kill his

father and take his awesome sword. The boy's mother was still alive though, and stood up to the evil

men. But she was no match, just when you think James Earl Jones was going to spare her life, he turns

and cuts her head off with his father's own sword. Bad move, James.

 

By the way I think the kids name is Conan. Anyway they take him away into slavery with many other

children. Through the years the other children die off while Conan grows stronger until he's totally freakin

ripped. I'm not sure why, but I think Conan threatened to form a union so they fired him and sold him to

this other dude as a slave where he is put into gladiator battles. No one could defeat Conan. His owner

saw the potential in him and took him to the east to train to be the greatest warrior ever. In a surprising

turn of events, his owner grants him freedom.

 

Now it is time, FOR REVENGE!!!

 

 

The first part and the last part sounds like the Princess Bride..... My name is.... you killed my father.....

 

 

 

I saw Conan too this weekend. I guess I never noticed that Jame Earl Jones was in it, Also correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't the woman that he killed in front of Conan, look like Ally Mcbeal?

[phillybear 366]

I was hoping that you had caught the AIDS.

[BiPolarBear 497]

Great Fuckin Movie.

 

No, it was a documentary and absolutely true!

 

also

[MDC 8,222]

Your the one who loves h0m0s, not me. I even told my cousin who came out of the closet several years ago to fock off and never talk to me again. I don't even go to family get togethers any more cause of that focking h0m0. Plus there are 3 child molesters that show up sometimes. They are all four queer bait and make me sick.

 

Sounds like it runs in the family.