to the girls here who razzed me, you can't deny

[Siouxsie 1]

 

regardless of his current age .. which is only mid 50s, btw

 

and you guys here only dream of struttin' your stuff like this ..

only dream !

 

 

but before you get the impression i only dig headbangin' rock ..

i've made love to one of these guys as well

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-iQ_yLEX4

[KSB2424 3,148]

A one night stand is not considered making love.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Your sexual exploits are about as interesting and stimulating as hearing about old people focking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait a minute, THIS IS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE FOCKING!!!

 

[rallo 136]

yep... rather not hear about it...

 

give me no name college girls any day over 60yr old guitarists from the 60s...

 

heck i'd rather hear that you did it with some 20 yr old guy so i wouldn't have to think about old wrinkly balls

[GobbleDog 997]

so i wouldn't have to think about old wrinkly balls

 

I have saggy balls. And I'm only 35.

 

 

 

 

 

Damn boxers!

[rallo 136]

I have saggy balls. And I'm only 35.

Damn boxers!

 

they are supposed to sag

 

good work

[Siouxsie 1]

yep... rather not hear about it...

 

give me no name college girls any day over 60yr old guitarists from the 60s...

 

heck i'd rather hear that you did it with some 20 yr old guy so i wouldn't have to think about old wrinkly balls

 

 

 

20 ?

heck, most of you guys don't really learn how to do it until you're in your 30s

.. some not until your 40s

 

 

the other 90 % don't learn at all

[SUXBNME 1,503]

 

regardless of his current age .. which is only mid 50s, btw

 

and you guys here only dream of struttin' your stuff like this ..

only dream !

but before you get the impression i only dig headbangin' rock ..

i've made love to one of these guys as well

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-iQ_yLEX4

 

Once again, have you ever focked someone that was born in the 20th century?

[rallo 136]

20 ?

heck, most of you guys don't really learn how to do it until you're in your 30s

.. some not until your 40s

the other 90 % don't learn at all

 

have you conducted a thorough experiment on this???

 

although kudos on banging a celebrity i'm just guessing you'd rather have gone on this adventure say 30 years ago

[Siouxsie 1]

have you conducted a thorough experiment on this???

 

although kudos on banging a celebrity i'm just guessing you'd rather have gone on this adventure say 30 years ago

 

 

in 1977 i was only 3 ..

 

no, i'm tellin' you - a guy in his 50s is usually better than wham bam thank you ma'am 30s guys ..

 

seriously .. of course i like older guys .. my hubby was 65

[rallo 136]

In 1977 I was only 3.

 

No, I'm tellin' you - a guy in his 50s is usually better than wham bam thank you ma'am 30s guys.

 

Seriously. Of course I like older guys. My hubby was 65.

 

 

are you prematurely gray???

[Rusty Syringes 478]

In 1977 I was only 3.

 

No, I'm tellin' you - a guy in his 50s is usually better than wham bam thank you ma'am 30s guys.

 

Seriously. Of course I like older guys. My hubby was 65.

 

You mean that guys in their 50s who fock for 4 minutes and then want to go to sleep?

 

 

You're only 33?

 

You look a hell of a lot older than that.

 

I guess all that septegenarian sperm using walkers to move around in your system make you age faster.

 

[SWC 0]

20 ?

heck, most of you guys don't really learn how to do it until you're in your 30s

.. some not until your 40s

 

And then when you hit your early 70's, Souixsie will want to bang you!

[rallo 136]

And then when you hit your early 70's, Souixsie will want to bang you!

 

as you have reached your peak of sexual prowess

 

Summary... so she's 33... and likes to get with 60 yr old men...

 

do you need a father figure in your life???

[Siouxsie 1]

You mean that guys in their 50s who fock for 4 minutes and then want to go to sleep?

 

 

You're only 33?

 

You look a hell of a lot older than that.

 

I guess all that septegenarian sperm using walkers to move around in your system make you age faster.

 

 

 

 

yes, it's true - marc didn't last past 4 minutes

but usually

guys in their 40s are best

they go slow

and generally at least TRY to work a lady into an orgasm

in their 50s there's usually more foreplay .. prolly cause they need more time to get it up

 

you can have your 20s

too young

too dumb

too selfish

[Big_Pete 0]

No, I'm tellin' you - a guy in his 50s is usually better than wham bam thank you ma'am 30s guys.

HEY

woman (using that term loosely), you don't know WTF you're talking about

congrats on railing 60+ year old dudes who couldn't get laid in a focking morgue.

You want to know the reason you are focking 50-60-70 year old "celebs"?

 

 

 

It's cause all the hotties in their 20's don't know who the fock they are, and all the chicks except you that do are so old and ugly, that your scabby ass looks good to them

 

Just Sayin.......

[Siouxsie 1]

as you have reached your peak of sexual prowess

 

Summary... so she's 33... and likes to get with 60 yr old men...

 

do you need a father figure in your life???

 

 

it's true my dad was killed when i was 9

but me having sex with guys who know how to do it

has nothing to do with my daddy

jeebus, my stepdad abused me at age 11

and that sure as heck doesn't enter into it

[rallo 136]

 

 

you can have your 20s

too young

too dumb

too selfish

 

yep... i'd just rail you from behind and slap a fiver on that azz when i'm done

 

theoretically

 

it's true my dad was killed when i was 9

but me having sex with guys who know how to do it

has nothing to do with my daddy

jeebus, my stepdad abused me at age 11

and that sure as heck doesn't enter into it

 

i'm not talking about "having sex with dudes who know how to do it" i'm talking about doing guys twice your age...

 

i'll bet most psychologist's would have something to say about your older choice in men...

 

also... this bogus story just jumped the shark

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I suppose if you walked in on your boyfriend having sex with Janis Joplin's rotting remains, that would be OK.

 

[wiffleball 4,790]

A one night stand is not considered making love.

 

 

It didn't last all night. In fact, it didn't even last the length of the song.

 

But, you're right - She was standing at the time. Face first against the wall like she was taking it up the pooper from the Blair Witch.

[rallo 136]

I suppose if you walked in on your boyfriend having sex with Janis Joplin's rotting remains, that would be OK.

 

 

as long as the remains still know bobby mcgee

[IndyTom 0]

[but before you get the impression i only dig headbangin' rock ..

i've made love to one of these guys as well

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-iQ_yLEX4

 

Did you meet at a PBS Time/Life fundraiser?

[Big Blue 06 195]

This chick is quickly becoming my favorite. Every time she starts a thread, hilarity ensues.

[gutterslut 1]

I just can't figure you out. Everything you say sounds like bullchit. Yet when we do a little detective work, it surprisingly checks out. And we have you originating from over 25 IP addresses from around the country. No other member has more than 5.

 

I guess you can keep on posting your crap here but these guys are going to pounce all over it because you are so weird.

 

 

My only question is have you boinked Pat Boone? I only ask because he's my grandmother's favorite singer.

[cmh6476 1,025]

is this the mark guy from GFR? I didnt open the link, but he was on local radio the day after you posted that, promoting his new album.

 

The radio station did a spin off and asked callers (females) whether they liked skullets or not, even went around the station asking female employees

 

 

did you tell him skullets are out of style?

[Johnny Ringo 0]

I just wanna say, to the GUYS here that razzed ME, you can't deny wanting THIS notch on your belt.

 

Clip of her from a few years back

 

You girls here can only dream of struttin' your stuff like that.

 

[cortezthekiller303 0]

 

regardless of his current age .. which is only mid 50s, btw

 

and you guys here only dream of struttin' your stuff like this ..

only dream !

but before you get the impression i only dig headbangin' rock ..

i've made love to one of these guys as well

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-iQ_yLEX4

 

Honestly, at this point the more you talk about it and defend it, the Key West thing was probably a rape and you are just passing it off as a random hookup with some washed up has been quasi-rockstar because of your shame, and this is how you are dealing with it instead of going to a counselor.

 

I just cant imagine actually being as proud of this sick, disgusting act as you are coming off as being.

[jets24 6]

Did you allow him to enter into your back door?

[bostonlager 2,665]

I think this was axxed before but never answered, did he release his old man juice inside you?

[SUXBNME 1,503]

I think this was axxed before but never answered, did he release his old man juice inside you?

I wonder if it smelled like prune juice?

[texasmouth 1]

This thread is hilarious.

 

Some old wanna be bragging about banging an old has been from a crap band.

 

Awesome.

[BMoney 0]

railroaded by mr grand spunk