Is there anything that makes Pee smell worse...

[surferskin 30]

seriously, i know it's good for you but damn...i don't think i can deal with the rancid smell of another fresh asparagus pee.

[wiffleball 4,647]

cofee's right up there.

[Jessy 0]

I love asparagus, but have freaked out when peeing in the middle of the night after eating it on more than a few occasions. I was pretty sure I was dying or something.

[Toro 1]

The clap.

[wiffleball 4,647]

I love that scene in Austin Powers when he's peeing in the fountain and looks over to see the 'help yourself' asparagus. The little Asian dude starts making a face shortly thereafter. - Too funny.

[Mephisto 15]

Post - Super Sugar Crisps Cereal

[surferskin 30]

it's funny no matter how bad my farts smell, they never really make me sick but i about dry heaved after pissing 10 minutes ago.

[wiffleball 4,647]

Whew boy! I can always tell the next mornin' when I've had ONE TOO MANY Mercaptin Morgan's.

[phillybear 364]

I thought this thread was going to be about the stank of PETE#@!# after a night of jousting with shemales.

[Mrdirt73 0]

The closest thing is taking medicine with guifenex in it.

[kozmiq 70]

Chardonnay. Makes it smell like mop bucket water.

[KSB2424 3,083]

Chardonnay. Makes it smell like mop bucket water.

 

I was trying to imagine what mop bucket water smelled like, and realized that I haven't mopped anything in like 10 years.

[kozmiq 70]

I was trying to imagine what mop bucket water smelled like, and realized that I haven't mopped anything in like 10 years.

 

 

I've never mopped anything. But I've walked by where people have been mopping. Not often because the smell.

[joneo 529]

Cat piss boiling on the stove.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Death and decomposition.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Why am I not shocked at the number of people on this bored that go around smelling piss?

[surferskin 30]

Why am I not shocked at the number of people on this bored that go around smelling piss?

were you born without a nose or a d!ck to piss out of? smelling piss from time to time is pretty much unavoidable.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

were you born without a nose or a d!ck to piss out of?

 

Yes, I was born without a nose to piss out of. But I was lucky enough to get a d!ck to piss out of.