How would you prepare if you knew you were going to be in one of those

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I know criminals hope won't come to that, but c'mon. A little preparedness could go a long way here. If I were going to escape anything by car, I would make sure to do the following:

 

1) Have little ramps and a cutter on the front of my car installed that sends any spike strip put in front of me over the hood to wreck pursuing vehicles.

 

2) Have super duper brakes so when they pull up behind/next to me to do the 'spin the guy out move', I can pull the Maverick 'hit the brakes and he'll fly right by' maneuver and do it to them.

 

3) A 120 gallon gas tank installed in the trunk. I'll make it to Utah without so much as a fuel light coming on.

 

4) In the off chance that I do have to run, I'll be wearing a tear away jumpsuit and sneakers topped off with those ginormo arm pads in case they send in the dogs. And under the jumpsuit will be a McDonald's employee outfit or something so if I make it into a public place I can pull off the jumpsuit and escape.

 

5) I'd also paint an bad word on the top of the car so they couldn't air the chase on TV.

 

Of course the real trick is to lose the chopper. I think the best way is to follow the lead of Heat - go near the airport. Or at least find your way into a parking garage or covered structure with multiple exits.

[Sergeant Bri 0]

Caltrops. Bags and bags of caltrops.

[p.man 7]

I know criminals hope won't come to that, but c'mon. A little preparedness could go a long way here. If I were going to escape anything by car, I would make sure to do the following:

 

1) Have little ramps and a cutter on the front of my car installed that sends any spike strip put in front of me over the hood to wreck pursuing vehicles.

 

2) Have super duper brakes so when they pull up behind/next to me to do the 'spin the guy out move', I can pull the Maverick 'hit the brakes and he'll fly right by' maneuver and do it to them.

 

3) A 120 gallon gas tank installed in the trunk. I'll make it to Utah without so much as a fuel light coming on.

 

4) In the off chance that I do have to run, I'll be wearing a tear away jumpsuit and sneakers topped off with those ginormo arm pads in case they send in the dogs. And under the jumpsuit will be a McDonald's employee outfit or something so if I make it into a public place I can pull off the jumpsuit and escape.

 

5) I'd also paint an bad word on the top of the car so they couldn't air the chase on TV.

 

Of course the real trick is to lose the chopper. I think the best way is to follow the lead of Heat - go near the airport. Or at least find your way into a parking garage or covered structure with multiple exits.

 

What bank are you going to knock off? Just so I know it was you when it airs on the news.

 

Actually, just yeterday live on Fox News, some guy in downtown LA was leading the cops on a chase with 3 blown out tires and his back bumper being dragged through the streets.

The guy was only going 15-20 mph but the cops wouldn't stop him.

 

Good Luck with the robbery.

[KSB2424 3,083]

....and people say video games don't cause crime.

[RLLD 3,455]

Automatic weapons are a MUST.

 

Additionally, home made explosives that can be dropped from the vehicle....

 

Pre-set shotguns near the back blind spots, where a cruiser might want to try to nudge the vehicle into a spin. They get close, they get messy....

 

Canisters of oil which could be lit to create a cloud of smoke behind.

 

The car should be rigged to explode like a feritlizer truck as well, so if I make away on foot, those comignin behind get a nice headache...

[Sergeant Bri 0]

Submarine car.

 

Bon Voyage, PIGS!

[p.man 7]

Court TV was just showing a live chase on TV in Granada Hills CA.

 

Man you work fast.

[KSB2424 3,083]

The revolving liscense plate is a must.........

[bostonlager 2,465]

Something similar was done like this once. I saw it on that show Criminal Masterminds. It was a group of brothas that tricked out a Benz that was hooked up to nitrous and spit oil out the back making it slippery for those trying to tail them.

[TAS 2]

Invisibility, people. invisibility.

[Sergeant Bri 0]

Off-road capability.

 

Police-band jammer to prevent choppers from communicating by radio.

[Guest Black Label Society]

You've thought this out, my man.

 

Although I would also buy boxes of nails and 1 inch drywall screws to throw on the street while I'm driving.

Everybody with blown out tires would make for an incredible wreck and there's no way the fuzz would be able to hang with ya.

 

Also, I might equip my vehicle with those 'run flat' tires....

 

 

 

I know criminals hope won't come to that, but c'mon. A little preparedness could go a long way here. If I were going to escape anything by car, I would make sure to do the following:

 

1) Have little ramps and a cutter on the front of my car installed that sends any spike strip put in front of me over the hood to wreck pursuing vehicles.

 

2) Have super duper brakes so when they pull up behind/next to me to do the 'spin the guy out move', I can pull the Maverick 'hit the brakes and he'll fly right by' maneuver and do it to them.

 

3) A 120 gallon gas tank installed in the trunk. I'll make it to Utah without so much as a fuel light coming on.

 

4) In the off chance that I do have to run, I'll be wearing a tear away jumpsuit and sneakers topped off with those ginormo arm pads in case they send in the dogs. And under the jumpsuit will be a McDonald's employee outfit or something so if I make it into a public place I can pull off the jumpsuit and escape.

 

5) I'd also paint an bad word on the top of the car so they couldn't air the chase on TV.

 

Of course the real trick is to lose the chopper. I think the best way is to follow the lead of Heat - go near the airport. Or at least find your way into a parking garage or covered structure with multiple exits.

[Sergeant Bri 0]

Although I would also buy boxes of nails and 1 inch drywall screws to throw on the street while I'm driving.

Everybody with blown out tires would make for an incredible wreck and there's no way the fuzz would be able to hang with ya.

Nails and screws are mostly just gonna lay flat.

 

That's why I mentioned caltrops. Maybe 2" or 3" ones.

 

rink

 

No matter how they land, one point is always straight up.

[cbfalcon 824]

I've thought about this a lot actually.

 

My solution is to wear a backpack and ride a motorcycle.

 

A motorcycle can outrun any cop car easy...Plus, you can go lots of places cars can't. You can cut through apt complexes and go out personal gates, you can cut through parks...all kinds of stuff.

 

Then to lose the chopper, you simply ride into a mall parking garage. Now you have multiple options.

 

Park the bike, get into a car you've stashed, and are off?

 

Walk right through the mall and out another exit (after you've changed clothes)?

 

The cops won't know what to do.

[Guest Black Label Society]

Nails and screws are mostly just gonna lay flat.

 

That's why I mentioned caltrops. Maybe 2" or 3" ones.

 

rink

 

No matter how they land, one point is always straight up.

 

Roger that!

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Also, I might equip my vehicle with those 'run flat' tires....

 

Actually - those "tweels" would be perfect! no air

[Mephisto 15]

I'd do it in the MACH 5!!!

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I would make sure that I have clean underwear on. Mom always said that you should have clean underwear in case you are in an accident. If I am in one of those chases, I am almost assuredly going to the hospital.

[KSB2424 3,083]

The less press the better, do it during American Idol.

[Sergeant Bri 0]

I'd trick them into chasing an autonomous Robot Car with a dummy in the driver's seat.

 

Meanwhile I'd calmly make my escape in a cab.

[shmonkeys 0]

I'd wear an Elvis outfit, and have my cape blowing out the window.

[Snoopy1 0]

I know criminals hope won't come to that, but c'mon. A little preparedness could go a long way here. If I were going to escape anything by car, I would make sure to do the following:

 

 

 

3) A 120 gallon gas tank installed in the trunk. I'll make it to Utah without so much as a fuel light coming on.

 

 

 

Of course the real trick i

 

 

That would add nearly 660 pounds to the wieght of the car, going to hinder performance a bit.

[Sergeant Bri 0]

flux capacitor.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

That would add nearly 660 pounds to the wieght of the car, going to hinder performance a bit.

 

yeah, but you ain't outrunning anyone unless you take the motorcycle route or have a freakin' Lamborghini. And if you have a Lamborghini, you shouldn't need to steal anything in the first place.

[phillybear 364]

Don't forget to wear a diaper for bathroom breaks.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Don't forget to wear a diaper for bathroom breaks when they sick the dogs on you.

 

[bostonlager 2,465]

flux capacitor.

 

 

 

[Sergeant Bri 0]

A multi-barreled Donut Gun.

 

It would work a lot like firing flares to misdirect heat-seeking missiles.

 

(Actually, this would be a huge hit with the TV audience, and would prolly make the cops super mad.)

[edjr 5,567]

you people have no imagination.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Batboat.jpg

 

[Electric Mayhem 35]

A multi-barreled Donut Gun.

 

It would work a lot like firing flares to misdirect heat-seeking missiles.

 

(Actually, this would be a huge hit with the TV audience, and would prolly make the cops super mad.)

 

 

now THAT would make for news tv of historical proportions. We're talking YouTube top 10 lists for infinity

[Sergeant Bri 0]

you people have no imagination.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Batboat.jpg

 

 

Yeah!

 

On dry pavement I'll bet that baby can get all the way up to 0 mph!

[bostonlager 2,465]

Yeah!

 

On dry pavement I'll bet that baby can get all the way up to 0 mph!

 

 

[Sergeant Bri 0]

 

now THAT would make for news tv of historical proportions. We're talking YouTube top 10 lists for infinity

I envision it with 5 barrels arranged in a semicircular fan. One barrel fires straight to the left of the vehicle, one straight to the right, one straight up, and two pointed up-left and up-right.

[kutulu 1,548]

I would get rid of the bodies in the trunk, first.

[DankNuggs 305]

Total preparation can be found on the original spyhunter game.... Incorporate slick screens and fog, and avoid those cars with the daggers that stick out of the car rims.

[He Like Me 0]

A car that jumps ramps really well, a compound bow, and some exploding arrows. I'm pretty sure that's all you need.

[Mephisto 15]

The Wave Motion Gun.