Brace yourselves;it's HERE ... 4 MORE SONGS TO LISTEN TO!

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Forget all that you think.

 

Forget all that you know.

 

Clear your brain of all thoughts and memories.

 

Purge your mind of anything you ever thought about anything.

 

Why?

 

Because you're going to need all the brain room you can muster to absorb, comprehend and emotionally withstand the speaker-shredding, eardrum-molesting, vagina-moistening, pecker-erecting sounds of my new smash-hit, soon-to-be released, more-than-a-year-in-the-making 14-song CD known as:

 

THE UPPER LEASE

 

COMING TO A MAILBOX NEAR YOU SOON!!!

 

 

hopefully well before football season starts

[TommyGavin 790]

COMING TO A MAILBOX NEAR YOU SOON!!!

 

OR

 

coming to a sig above me ?

[jerryskids 6,799]

I hear that it's all about the marketing.

[NewbieJr 541]

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Tracks!

 

1. 11307

2. Rock Star In My Living Room

3. Friend

4. Savage

5. Splatter

6. Leaders

7. Dance Of The Fruit Bats

8. Holidays

9.) Sojourn

10.) Again

11.) Kick Ass Christian Salad Place

12.) Foch Street

13.) Hate Thy Neighbor

14.) Waves V. Beach

 

MORE KICKASS PER SQUARE INCH THAN ANYTHING THAT EVER KICKED ASS!!!!

 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

OR

 

coming to a sig above me ?

 

Yeah, that too, if rurbaniak will help me out again with it.

[JasperisOK 0]

Shark Dance is on my iPod. When Million Tire Man hit on the shuffle one day at work, there were a couple of raised eyebrows.

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

Rock out with your cack out!!!

 

 

 

That means I get one, too, right?

[TommyGavin 790]

Rock out with your cack out!!!

 

That means I got one, too, right?

a cack ?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Rock out with your cack out!!!

 

That means I get one, too, right?

 

 

Of course.

 

You haven't moved, right?

[JasperisOK 0]

Of course.

 

You haven't moved, right?

 

Do you still have my address from your Shark Dance mailing?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Do you still have my address from your Shark Dance mailing?

 

Probably not. I managed to lose the original Shark Dance addresses. I'm sure they're in a box somewhere, but thanks to the hurricane and a home change, I don't know where it went.

 

I've got all the "Rodeo" addresses and most of "Limestone," but there are a lot I'm missing.

 

I'm one track and some CD art away from wrapping this fothermucker, and then I'll just tell people to e-mail me their addresses or just wait for the link.

 

This CD for me is like a huge crap that has waited all day to get around to taking.

 

It's more like Shark Dance in that it represents my newest craptastic stuff as opposed to re-arrangements and upgrading of stuff I'd had in my musical Rolodex for a decade, like Limestone and then Rodeo. Every thing on Upper Lease has been done in the past year.

 

It sucks as bad as anything else I've done, so keep those expectations low and the volume HIGH!

[Chronic Husker 85]

This has nothing on the Million Tire Man.....and that was horrible.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

This has nothing the Million Tire Man.....and that was horrible.

 

Worst sentence construction evah!

 

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

a cack ?

 

 

I get cack every night, I was referring to Rusty's craptastic work.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Worst sentence construction evah!

 

Waldman without the talent......I like!

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Waldman without the talent......I like!

 

 

I want you so bad right now.

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

Worst sentence construction evah!

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

I want you so bad right now.

 

You realize that peeps don't understand how funny this is, I hope.

[TommyGavin 790]

I get cack every night, I was referring to Rusty's craptastic work.

thought were accidently admiting that you HAD a cack.

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

thought were accidently admiting that you HAD a cack.

 

 

I am a chick. Last time I checked, chicks don't have cacks....unless you're one of those chicks with d!cks.

[TommyGavin 790]

unless you're one of those chicks with d!cks.

 

:thatshot:

[Rusty Syringes 478]

You realize that peeps don't understand how funny this is, I hope.

 

 

Actually, I was serious.

 

I want to bury my face in your milk-white, corn-fed thighs.

 

If this is wong, I don't want to be right.

 

[Chronic Husker 85]

.

 

I want to bury my face in your milk-white, corn-fed thighs.

I wish you were the only man to tell me this.

 

I really wish you were the only man I couldn't whoop to tell me this.

[Ravens 03 0]

You haven't moved, right?

 

I've moved twice since your last effort.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I finished the last song last night!

 

PREPARE TO ROCK!!!!

 

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

I haven't moved.

 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I haven't moved.

 

 

Will you be retaining the home in your upcoming divorce?

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

Will you be retaining the home in your upcoming divorce?

 

 

Not funny.

[phillybear 366]

Actually, I was serious.

 

I want to bury my face in your milk-white, corn-fed thighs.

 

If this is wong, I don't want to be right.

 

 

Rusty is a tremendous slut.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Rusty is a tremendous slut.

 

I'll Internet fock just about anything.

 

What are you wearing?

[Ravens 03 0]

Will you be retaining the home in your upcoming divorce?

 

Mine was sold almost a year ago and the money's still not divided.

 

 

 

Divorce = Wonderful financial results for all!

[Rusty Syringes 478]

http://www.myspace.com/rustysyringesrocks

 

AS HORRIBLE AS EVAH!!!!

 

[thorshammer 0]

Foch street is the winna'

[Franknbeans 46]

shoot me this trainwreck

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

You keep getting better and better, Rustor.

[Franknbeans 46]

I'll Internet fock just about anything.

 

What are you wearing?

 

jerryskids, is that you?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

You keep getting better and better, Rustor.

 

 

Aw, shucks. I take back 51.7 percent of the mean things I've ever said about you.

 

Also, I added a fourth song.

 

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

Aw, shucks. I take back 51.7 percent of the mean things I've ever said about you.

 

Also, I added a fourth song.

 

 

Honestly, I really enjoyed those first three, haven't listened to the last one yet.

[Mike FF Today 726]

12.) Foch Street