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I'm in a father/son league with my son Drew. our team name is 2 Live Dru' and our logo is a picture of my son with a big clock around his neck.

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There is a girl in one of my leagues who couldn't make it to the draft and forgot to submit her team name so we promptly named her "The sperm catcher"

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I'm in a father/son league with my son Drew. our team name is 2 Live Dru' and our logo is a picture of my son with a big clock around his neck.

 

 

That's Hilarious!!!! A big CLOCK around his neck..... Wait, ......a clock..... that's not that funny, read it quickly first and thought it said something else. Must be my filthy mind.

 

Sorry

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That's Hilarious!!!! A big CLOCK around his neck..... Wait, ......a clock..... that's not that funny, read it quickly first and thought it said something else. Must be my filthy mind.

 

Sorry

 

 

Same thing w/ me. Had to reread the original post!!

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I'm in a father/son league with my son Drew. our team name is 2 Live Dru' and our logo is a picture of my son with a big clock around his neck.

Wasn't the clock thing flava flav from Public Enemy? Just sayin.

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I posted this in another thread but I saw a team named "Weekend at Benoits"

 

It's so wrong.....but so good

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My favorite name ever is from our fantasy baseball league this year.

 

A-Rod in Your Pujols

 

Peko's Hair

 

Named after Domata Peko of the Bengals.

 

(Have you ever seen Domata Peko's hair? It has it's own solar system)

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This year, I named my team "The Rape Stands". A piece of equipment designed to restrain bitches so that the big dog may violate them in humiliating fashion... how is that not a good team name?

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don't know about funny but there was one team name that drew a little critics ! !

 

" Damn Knee ......... Grrrrrr " :dunno:

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I usually come up with a pretty clever name for my team(s). I haven't decided what I'm going with for football yet. My baseball teams all go by "Byrnes When I Peavy".

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I have a couple of Vick ones in my sig that I got from the site here.

 

I also have, "Frank's Bulging Bush" (Gore, Bulger, Bush)

and last year I had "Duece's Breesy Bush"

I've also had, "TO's Tampons" then the injury bug hit that team and started sucking so I changed the name to "TO's bloody Tampons"

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This year, I named my team "The Rape Stands". A piece of equipment designed to restrain bitches so that the big dog may violate them in humiliating fashion... how is that not a good team name?

 

 

 

stolen from Bill Simmons Column :mad:

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I'm in three and have used a variant of each:

 

Hey, Hoof Hearted

Hoof Huffer Duffers

Hoof Hucker Duckers

 

Call me juvenile, but they all three make me smile when others say them quickly. Especially when someone asks, "Hey, who farted? What the heck does that mean?" Good stuff.

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I'm in three and have used a variant of each:

 

Hey, Hoof Hearted

Hoof Huffer Duffers

Hoof Hucker Duckers

 

Call me juvenile, but they all three make me smile when others say them quickly. Especially when someone asks, "Hey, who farted? What the heck does that mean?" Good stuff.

 

 

 

the funniest of all time in our league

 

cheddar semen secretions

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A few over the years:

 

Gilligan's Finger Smells like Ginger

Donnie wants to give Marie a Cleveland Steamer

The Toes (think bikini bottoms)

Mighty Killer Bunnies

Hermosa Howling Hamsters

Erectyle Disfunction

What about Fantasy Cheerleading?

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the funniest of all time in our league

 

cheddar semen secretions

 

now thats some sick funny shat......LOL

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We've got Anabolic Amish, Mike Vick's Dog Pound & the Porcelin Gods.

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I have a couple of Vick ones in my sig that I got from the site here.

 

I'll expect my naming rights fee before the start of the season. :wall:

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The Flesh Tuxedos, & The Fighting Mongooses (futurama fans might get a laugh out of that one)

 

 

Pirate universe >>>>>Lepracaun universie

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I'll expect my naming rights fee before the start of the season. :wall:

 

Our league has a lot of the names from the song on Bob & Tom - Cleveland Steamers (me), Angry Pirates, Dirty Sanchezes, etc. Last year someone posted Fallopian Swim Team lol

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guy in one of my leagues went with golden mudflaps

 

 

I was Blackend Meat Curtains last season, changed it to The Benoit Stranglers

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Along the Vick theme, I've been thinking of using "Ookie's Pound Puppies" this year...

 

..and the old standby, Quadraplegic Swim Team..

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