How much do you tip the valet guy?

[heavy-set 39]

my driver is on vacation this week, and I will be fending for myself.

 

any ideas what to tip?

[Toro 1]

Nothing. Tell the focker to get a real job.

[hoytdwow 202]

my driver is on vacation this week

 

My driver's been on vacation all summer. I'm teeing off with a 3 wood

 

[Evil number 0]

my driver is on vacation this week, and I will be fending for myself.

 

any ideas what to tip?

 

Depends on where you are and how much the valet charge is. I usually give at least $3 and sometimes $5 when I don't have any singles.

[IAMWood 6]

buck or two.

[edjr 6,580]

I never tip anyone for anything under 5 bucks. I even tip the shoe shine guy 5 bucks. it's 2007, what the fock good is 2 bucks?

 

Just this morning I was walking to the train and this kid I used to go to high school with saw me. He ran up to me and hugged me. "HOW ARE YOU" yeah, he's a crack head and he's all focked up. He asked me for money. I opened my wallet and all I had was a 5, so I gave it to him. he needs it a lot more than I do.

 

How much is crack anyway?

[BlackClouds 24]

my driver is on vacation this week, and I will be fending for myself.

 

any ideas what to tip?

Care to elaborate?

 

Also a couple bucks.

[heavy-set 39]

Care to elaborate?

 

Also a couple bucks.

it was supposed to be funny. like I have a driver sheesh

 

but i will be parking my car with a valet service, just didnt want to look like a cheapo.

[nobody 2,667]

I go with two if I don't think the place should even have valet. I go with three if it's a nice place, and I go with 5 if I give the guy some instructions like, "I'm going to be leaving in about 15 minutes. If you can keep it up front I'd appreciate it."

 

Then again, I hate valet parking. I would much rather just park my own car instead of having some mook mess my settings and half the time they can't even figure out how to turn it off correctly since I have one of those push button starts.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

Usually $2.

[frank 2,302]

I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also, $5

[TommyGavin 790]

my driver is on vacation this week,

 

you give yer mommy a vacation ?

Nice Guy

[KingofBeer 0]

I never tip anyone for anything under 5 bucks. I even tip the shoe shine guy 5 bucks. it's 2007, what the fock good is 2 bucks?

 

Just this morning I was walking to the train and this kid I used to go to high school with saw me. He ran up to me and hugged me. "HOW ARE YOU" yeah, he's a crack head and he's all focked up. He asked me for money. I opened my wallet and all I had was a 5, so I gave it to him. he needs it a lot more than I do.

 

How much is crack anyway?

 

What about a bartender? I give a buck everytime I get a drink and it really starts to add up. As far as valet goes, I agree with $5. I came out of a hotel one morning and only had $2 to give the guy who went somewhere and parked my car and then went back to get it. Compared to the guy who spends 20 seconds pouring me a beer the valet guy deserves at least a 5. I felt like such a tool handing him $2.

[edjr 6,580]

What about a bartender? I give a buck everytime I get a drink and it really starts to add up. As far as valet goes, I agree with $5. I came out of a hotel one morning and only had $2 to give the guy who went somewhere and parked my car and then went back to get it. Compared to the guy who spends 20 seconds pouring me a beer the valet guy deserves at least a 5. I felt like such a tool handing him $2.

 

 

Not 5 everytime, but 5 every few drinks.

[heavy-set 39]

you give yer mommy a vacation ?

Nice Guy

shes been dead for some time now. thanx for reminding me

 

[TommyGavin 790]

 

always there to help

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Nothing when you drop off the car, but $5 if it comes back in the same condition that it left in (remember Ferris Bueller).