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They break away for commercial and the race still continues and you miss the racing.

 

Can you tell me another sport that matters where they miss action for commercials?

 

Stupid rednecks. :wall:

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They break away for commercial and the race still continues and you miss the racing.

 

Can you tell me another sport that matters where they miss action for commercials?

 

Stupid rednecks. :wall:

 

Yep. It seems stupid and the big wrecks almost always happen during commercial.

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like they need to make more money on advertising, no wonder it is the fastest growing sport in the world there are ads all over everything from the "nextel cup" to all the sponsors of the races and all the sponsors on the cars and the race suits. add to that the fact the every time one of the drivers opens there mouth it is the Pepsi Chevrolet car or what ever they name drop all day long

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They break away for commercial and the race still continues and you miss the racing.

 

Can you tell me another sport that matters where they miss action for commercials?

 

Stupid rednecks. :unsure:

 

Better than stopping the race every 5 minutes, every kickoff and every turnover for a 3 minute break....

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Well, you are only missing them driving around in circles. Safe to say that when you are taking a leak during the commercial, you aren't really missing much <_<

 

 

Of course, while you are sitting there watching it, you aren't seeing much :overhead:

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Billions of dollars disagree that it's retarded.

 

If you have a product, and people are buying it at the rate NASCAR fans are, it's far from retarded.

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Billions of dollars disagree that it's retarded.

 

If you have a product, and people are buying it at the rate NASCAR fans are, it's far from retarded.

 

Except for the fact that 50% of all people are retarded.

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Better than stopping the race every 5 minutes, every kickoff and every turnover for a 3 minute break....

 

 

That's a good point and I do watch nascar, christ I watch PBA bowling and Ping Pong.

 

I was just thinking and they nascar is a budding "major sport" but no major sports miss action for commercials.

 

if you miss action because of commercials, it can't be a major sport. How the fock can you miss some of it?????

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They break away for commercial and the race still continues and you miss the racing.

 

Can you tell me another sport that matters where they miss action for commercials?

 

Stupid rednecks. :pointstosky:

For some strange reason, Id bet the house that you are a D1ck Trickle fan.

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For some strange reason, Id bet the house that you are a D1ck Trickle fan.

 

 

Dan patrick's favorite driver :first:

 

back when SportsCenter was watchable. :overhead:

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That's a good point and I do watch nascar, christ I watch PBA bowling and Ping Pong.

 

I was just thinking and they nascar is a budding "major sport" but no major sports miss action for commercials.

 

if you miss action because of commercials, it can't be a major sport. How the fock can you miss some of it?????

You watch PBA Bowling.....I do too..so I guess you could be ok I guess. Here, Ill open myself up here, I actuallylearn things from watching PBA bowling..go figure!!

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You watch PBA Bowling.....I do too..so I guess you could be ok I guess. Here, Ill open myself up here, I actuallylearn things from watching PBA bowling..go figure!!

How to write words in cursive with rhinestones on your bathrobe? :overhead:

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How to write words in cursive with rhinestones on your bathrobe? :overhead:

Nope, got that one from The Nature Boy

 

WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Nope, got that one from The Nature Boy

 

WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

nice. :thumbsdown:

 

 

stylin' and profilin'. :shocking:

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nice. :thumbsdown:

stylin' and profilin'. :Mr-T:

Limousine ridin, jet flyin, wheelin dealin, kiss stealing

son of a gun

 

 

 

May be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line.

 

To be the man......

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That's a good point and I do watch nascar, christ I watch PBA bowling and Ping Pong.

 

I was just thinking and they nascar is a budding "major sport" but no major sports miss action for commercials.

 

if you miss action because of commercials, it can't be a major sport. How the fock can you miss some of it?????

 

 

i think Indy shows the race in a corner of the screen DURING a commercial...this is a great idea..you can do without race audio for 3 minutes while they give u a commercial for a new prostate formula...

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Billions of dollars disagree that it's retarded.

 

Must not think the war in Iraq is retarded then. :pointstosky:

 

Millions have succumbed to:

The Pet Rock

American Idol

Who wants to be a Millionaire

Disco

Acid/Stone washed jeans

Mullets

 

 

All pretty much shown now to be a waste of time, energy, and money. So just cause there is money involved, doesn't mean it is a worthwile endeavor. So $$ does not = legitimacy.

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i think Indy shows the race in a corner of the screen DURING a commercial...this is a great idea..you can do without race audio for 3 minutes while they give u a commercial for a new prostate formula...

 

I can do without the race audio for the entire race. Just like I can do without football announcers.

 

Why can't we just crank up the surround sound and listen to the action? :pointstosky:

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I can do without the race audio for the entire race. Just like I can do without football announcers.

 

Why can't we just crank up the surround sound and listen to the action? :lol:

 

 

back when i had the big satellite dish and there was no direct tv or dish network....i would get some races in live feed...

 

no commercials or announcers.....

 

you could work around the house and just listen to the race..you KNEW when there was trouble in turn 2 :pointstosky:

 

i recall back in the day when MNF did a game with no announcers...that didnt suck either...let us hear the PA guy...but thats it..announcers usually keep us from having conversations with people we are watching the game with...useless babble..

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back when i had the big satellite dish and there was no direct tv or dish network....i would get some races in live feed...

 

no commercials or announcers.....

 

you could work around the house and just listen to the race..you KNEW when there was trouble in turn 2 :pointstosky:

 

i recall back in the day when MNF did a game with no announcers...that didnt suck either...let us hear the PA guy...but thats it..announcers usually keep us from having conversations with people we are watching the game with...useless babble..

 

 

Last year I was watching the Boston Bruins (don't ask why) and for some reason there were no announcers. It was incredible to watch without having to listen to idiots and to be able to hear the audience (all 3000) of them and listen to the action on the ice.

 

I can't think of a better game right now to watch and be able to listen than the NFL. Seriously, what the fock does Al Michaels and John Madden add to the game? All the do is talk over the action and not allow me to hear what's going on on the field.

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Ever watch golf?

 

You're missing most of the action even when they are on live,

not to mention that the play continues thru all the commercials

and they show basically just the highlights of the majority of

all the golfers who are competing.

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Y'all are watching NASCAR wrong. Here's the correct method, presuming a normal(non rain-delayed race).

 

Turn on race 3 minutes before it starts, skip, interviews, stupid feature stories, national anthem and celebrities talking about how they are so excited to see first race.

 

Green flag drops watch first 40 laps through first pit stop. During this time drink 3 beers and a eat a couple of sandwiches. Beers and sandwich should cause some drowsiness, if not, consume more beer. Proceed to take 2 hour Sunday afternoon nap. Wake up for crash filled last 40 laps. After the checkered flag falls change channel and watch The Simpsons.

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Ever watch golf?

 

You're missing most of the action even when they are on live,

not to mention that the play continues thru all the commercials

and they show basically just the highlights of the majority of

all the golfers who are competing.

 

Golf fans don't claim it's one of the "big four" of sports.

 

I've heard people say NASCAR has taken over for hockey. I don't buy it.

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Golf fans don't claim it's one of the "big four" of sports.

 

I've heard people say NASCAR has taken over for hockey. I don't buy it.

 

 

Doesn't hockey break away from live action too?

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Doesn't hockey break away from live action too?

 

 

No.

 

They go away briefly during stoppage and a lot between peroids.

 

Although, that's how it was when people actually watched.

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No.

 

They go away briefly during stoppage and a lot between peroids.

 

Although, that's how it was when people actually watched.

 

 

Thought it was like that at one time.

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Golf fans don't claim it's one of the "big four" of sports.

 

I've heard people say NASCAR has taken over for hockey. I don't buy it.

 

"Can you tell me another sport that matters where they miss action for commercials?"

 

-This is what you asked in the very first post of this thread and

I was giving you an answer. I happen to believe that golf "matters".

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"Can you tell me another sport that matters where they miss action for commercials?"

 

-This is what you asked in the very first post of this thread and

I was giving you an answer. I happen to believe that golf "matters".

 

 

Fair enough.

 

I should have said team sports.

 

Forget the commercials, with golf sometimes they show TIGER and other guys when they hit good shots.

 

Sorry, that's not a sport that matters.

 

Don't get me wrong, I love golf. but if Tiger is in it, they might show the 4th place guy hit like 4 shots all day. :nono:

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Thought it was like that at one time.

 

 

You may be correct.

 

I remember when the bruins were good.. yes WAAYY back.

 

I used to brag about hockey on TV cause it had so few commercials and was almost a given to last around 2 hours.

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Y'all are watching NASCAR wrong. Here's the correct method, presuming a normal(non rain-delayed race).

 

Turn on race 3 minutes before it starts, skip, interviews, stupid feature stories, national anthem and celebrities talking about how they are so excited to see first race.

 

Green flag drops watch first 40 laps through first pit stop. During this time drink 3 beers and a eat a couple of sandwiches. Beers and sandwich should cause some drowsiness, if not, consume more beer. Proceed to take 2 hour Sunday afternoon nap. Wake up for crash filled last 40 laps. After the checkered flag falls change channel and watch The Simpsons.

 

 

you forgot ths step

 

pinch chew spit

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you forgot ths step

 

pinch chew spit

 

 

I'm part of the new breed of cup watchers...that and I quit dipping about 10 years ago.

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I'm part of the new breed of cup watchers...that and I quit dipping about 10 years ago.

 

 

:shocking:

 

It sickens me to see young major leaguers dipping.

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:pointstosky:

 

It sickens me to see young major leaguers dipping.

 

 

LOL, that was half the reason I did it for so long, would gross people out. Was great in college, sitting in ancient Roman history with a dixie cup and a big wad of skoal in mouth. Sorority Susie would look over :unsure: :shocking: :puke:

 

Good times.

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LOL, that was half the reason I did it for so long, would gross people out. Was great in college, sitting in ancient Roman history with a dixie cup and a big wad of skoal in mouth. Sorority Susie would look over :unsure: :overhead: :puke:

 

Good times.

 

 

Well. my buddy used to dip and the act didn't bug me, but the cup or bottle was a little gross.

 

What sickens me now is seeing young kids do it and how bad it potentially can be. I guess it's no different than eating a big mac every day.

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