SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 And now you know why I have never met you, fockface. I hope you have better reasons then that Here, let me help you out: 1: My sexual prowess is so great, you would instantly fall in lust 2: You live too far away 3: You are alergic to kats (BTW, I haven't seen any new pics of yours) 4: Hubby had a GPS surgically implanted in your puss 5: After meeting Jerryskids, none could possibly compare Also, quit being so focking sensitive...This is the Geek bored dammit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted October 26, 2007 I hope you have better reasons then that Here, let me help you out: 1: My sexual prowess is so great, you would instantly fall in lust 2: You live too far away 3: You are alergic to kats (BTW, I haven't seen any new pics of yours) 4: Hubby had a GPS surgically implanted in your puss 5: After meeting Jerryskids, none could possibly compare Also, quit being so focking sensitive...This is the Geek bored dammit You have too seen pics of my poosays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 I am not saying it wasn't discussed, as it's true, I just had a baby and I was still nursing at the time. You may not have used a derogatory statement towards me, but you've said some pretty harsh things...and I think that you were one of the ones who called my husband "Lurch." I haven't ever called your wife any kind of name, etc. In fact, I think I have told you that she's quite pretty and I like her hair. Those in glass houses... Fair enough. I believe I have called your husband Lurch, but I intended it playfully in the context at the time. I typically try to be careful to not insult SOs, and I remember when I have slipped up: I did so with Chiefs04 when I felt he was being particularly acerbic to me, and was called on it, and owned up to it. I have no such memory of doing something similar with your husband. But, communication is a two-way process, and if you perceived that I was being insulting to your husband, I apologize for that. Thanks also for the kind words on my wife. She would be a perfect addition to the Curly bored, which is why I will nevah tell her about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 You have too seen pics of my poosays. Not any new ones BTW, do you live anywhere by Empire Ranch? I girl I know just bought a house up there. I was helping her out the other night with some stuff, and was just blown away with the area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 5: After meeting Jerryskids, none could possibly compare That's a given. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted October 26, 2007 Fair enough. I believe I have called your husband Lurch, but I intended it playfully in the context at the time. I typically try to be careful to not insult SOs, and I remember when I have slipped up: I did so with Chiefs04 when I felt he was being particularly acerbic to me, and was called on it, and owned up to it. I have no such memory of doing something similar with your husband. But, communication is a two-way process, and if you perceived that I was being insulting to your husband, I apologize for that. Thanks also for the kind words on my wife. She would be a perfect addition to the Curly bored, which is why I will nevah tell her about it. I can't see how calling him "Lurch" isn't an insult. Sorry, I see absolutely NO playfulness in that comment, regardless if it's made by you, or someone being an azzhole. Just like the "fat" comments. Some might think it's playful, but I am sorry, it's an insult. Sux, we live over by Briggs Ranch...Empire Ranch is a gorgeous area, that's for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 I can't see how calling him "Lurch" isn't an insult. Sorry, I see absolutely NO playfulness in that comment, regardless if it's made by you, or someone being an azzhole. Just like the "fat" comments. Some might think it's playful, but I am sorry, it's an insult. Sux, we live over by Briggs Ranch...Empire Ranch is a gorgeous area, that's for sure. Not sure what else to say that I didn't already. I did a search and nothing leapt out as being offensive, but if you feel that I was, I apologize and it wasn't my intention. Also my comments in this thread about your post partem state are the closest I've come to calling you fat evah, and IMO that is a stretch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 I can't see how calling him "Lurch" isn't an insult. Sorry, I see absolutely NO playfulness in that comment, regardless if it's made by you, or someone being an azzhole. Just like the "fat" comments. Some might think it's playful, but I am sorry, it's an insult. Sux, we live over by Briggs Ranch...Empire Ranch is a gorgeous area, that's for sure. I'm not familiar with Briggs Ranch, but I'm sure it's nicer then central O'vale As far as calling your hubby "Lurch", I for one used to call him that all the time until you made it clear that you didn't like it. I used it playfully, as I'm sure Jerry did also, but when we post pics of ourselves and our S.O.'s, GF's, friends, etc. we know that it is going to be a subject of ridicule. Remember how you ripped into BigDogs sons wedding pics? You have a very large husband. "Lurch" is perfect. Not insulting, but funny. Hell, what am I know as around here? Fhag boy Kat Focker Loser Whatever...As the brothas used to say.."It's all good in the hood, wood" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted October 26, 2007 Hey, all I am saying is call me all the names you want, leave my husband and my kids out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 Hey, all I am saying is call me all the names you want, leave my husband and my kids out of it. Who has ever insulted your kids? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted October 26, 2007 Who has ever insulted your kids? I am positive there is at least one or two out there. That's why I don't ever post pics of them. I know that someone also accused me of Münchhausen Syndrome by Proxy, which is why I rarely post about them. A mother doesn't need to hear/read that sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil number 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Not sure what else to say that I didn't already. I did a search and nothing leapt out as being offensive, but if you feel that I was, I apologize and it wasn't my intention. Also my comments in this thread about your post partem state are the closest I've come to calling you fat evah, and IMO that is a stretch. Jerry, you gotta grow some balls in responding to this. I know you like to keep the women here happy with you but she is being overly sensitive here and you are letting her roll all over you. Correct respone to TNG: "Lurch is'nt an insult. Its a playful nickname given to a large man. Large men are not looked down upon in or society (both figuratively and literally). Stop being so sensitive!" I never saw a pic of Lurch but I am just theorizing he is a big guy. If you are calling him Lurch brcause he has a deep voice or he is a butler then I am mistaken but i still don't apologize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 I am positive there is at least one or two out there. That's why I don't ever post pics of them. I know that someone also accused me of Münchhausen Syndrome by Proxy, which is why I rarely post about them. A mother doesn't need to hear/read that sh!t. IMO, that stuff is self-regulating. Anyone posts that kind of shiot, the entire bored thinks that the poster is an asswipe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 Hey, all I am saying is call me all the names you want, leave my husband and my kids out of it. Glass houses and rocks, sweetie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 Jerry, you gotta grow some balls in responding to this. I know you like to keep the women here happy with you but she is being overly sensitive here and you are letting her roll all over you. Correct respone to TNG: "Lurch is'nt an insult. Its a playful nickname given to a large man. Large men are not looked down upon in or society (both figuratively and literally). Stop being so sensitive!" I never saw a pic of Lurch but I am just theorizing he is a big guy. If you are calling him Lurch brcause he has a deep voice or he is a butler then I am mistaken but i still don't apologize. Her hubby's pics have been posted here lots, and are likely in the pinned pic thread. Also I don't need to grow any balls, I'm not trying to pick her up, I was merely apologizing if she perceived anything I said about her hubby as offensive, which has never been my attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Jeebus C on a popsicle stick, what happened to this thread.? Started off interestingly enough discussing TNGs boobage. Look what this thread has become....Young and the Fockin Restless (west coast version). Lets just suffice it to say that TNG is a very attractive woman and needs to show us her boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 Correct respone to TNG: "Lurch is'nt an insult. Its a playful nickname given to a large man. Large men are not looked down upon in or society (both figuratively and literally). Stop being so sensitive!" . uhh.... As far as calling your hubby "Lurch", I for one used to call him that all the time until you made it clear that you didn't like it.I used it playfully, as I'm sure Jerry did also, but when we post pics of ourselves and our S.O.'s, GF's, friends, etc. we know that it is going to be a subject of ridicule. Remember how you ripped into BigDogs sons wedding pics? You have a very large husband. "Lurch" is perfect. Not insulting, but funny. Learn to read, fockface Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 uhh.... Learn to read, fockface How many beers have you had? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 How many beers have you had? #6 or 7 right now...I'm kinda feeling it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Honestly, calling someones s.o. a name such as Lurch isnt really that funny. However, imagining ringing TNGs doorbell and him answering the door with a "You Rang?" cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil number 0 Posted October 26, 2007 uhh.... Learn to read, fockface I was'nt responding to you fockface! see the quoute of Jerry? That means I am responding to his quote. Jerry was apologizing for something he shouldn't be apologizing for. So I told him his correct response. SUXBNSTUPID Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted October 26, 2007 #6 or 7 right now...I'm kinda feeling it And the new Lightweight champion of the world...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 I was'nt responding to you fockface! see the quoute of Jerry? That means I am responding to his quote. Jerry was apologizing for something he shouldn't be apologizing for. So I told him his correct response. SUXBNSTUPID Learn how to punctuate and spell properly before chastising me, fockface Also, sometimes it does kinda Suxbnstupid. Please refrain from making fun of me in the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted October 26, 2007 Honestly, calling someones s.o. a name such as Lurch isnt really that funny. However, imagining ringing TNGs doorbell and him answering the door with a "You Rang?" cracks me up. Yes, picturing that is kinda funny, esp if you knew him personally. He also has this great ability to make his voice extremely loooowwww. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 And the new Lightweight champion of the world...... I'm 6'0 195 pounds...[giantsfan] Would you say this to my face? I think not [/giantsfan] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted October 26, 2007 I'm 6'0 195 pounds...[giantsfan] Would you say this to my face? I think not [/giantsfan] I go 5'3 at around 275 lbs. Ring the bell KatBoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 I go 5'3 at around 275 lbs. Ring the bell KatBoy. So you are basically a sphere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted October 26, 2007 So you are basically a sphere? There goes Mr funnyhaha with the name calling again. I prefer to think of myself as more of an orb than a sphere smarty pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted October 26, 2007 So basically you're saying that Mr. TNG is ghey? His name is Lurch - and dont forget it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted October 26, 2007 There goes Mr funnyhaha with the name calling again. I prefer to think of myself as more of an orb than a sphere smarty pants. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, that is all I care about. Also I'm heading out for the evening, gnight all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted October 26, 2007 There goes Mr funnyhaha with the name calling again. I prefer to think of myself as more of an orb than a sphere smarty pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 3 Posted October 26, 2007 I wasn't talking about you, sweetie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mayhem39 3 Posted October 26, 2007 Send me a pic and I will give you my honest opinion. Yes, let me be the judge of that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Why don't you post a picture? We all know what your wife's flabby arms look like. Nobody wants to see them again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 3 Posted October 26, 2007 We all know what your wife's flabby arms look like. Nobody wants to see them again. Thanks for proving my point. Now, get back to your game of Second Life, troll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Thanks for proving my point. Now, get back to your game of Second Life, troll. Aren't you supposed to be at boxing training? That was the plan, right? Friday nights? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 3 Posted October 26, 2007 Aren't you supposed to be at boxing training? That was the plan, right? Friday nights? I am actually back in town, so now I go on Tuesdays and Thursdays. It's nice that you keep up with my life's schedule though. My God, you are pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Glad to see you haven't quit boxing, too. How's training going? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 3 Posted October 27, 2007 Glad to see you haven't quit boxing, too. How's training going? Next time you are in Texas, look me up and I'll show you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites