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Top 5000 most common surnames in the US

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We are exploding! :rolleyes:

 

 

Up 1608 since I've been born. :overhead:

 

 

At this rate we'll start our own basketball team sometime in 2045. :overhead:

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THANKS LIBERALS!!! :unsure:

 

Step aside Moore and Taylor. Welcome Garcia and Rodriguez.

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i noticed that nguyen is #57. i think that's a vietnamese name. i didn't know there were enough vietnamese here to even make a dent in the top 100 most popular names.

oh lawrd, i know so many people with the last name patel, #172.

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What # is Roethlisberger? :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, #7 ha ha, very funny motherfocker

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I am completely confident that my last name would be in the bottom 1000 of surnames even though my family first came here from France/Germany (depending on who won the land during which war) in the early 1800's. There aren't many of us mofo's here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lucky for you bastages!!

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I am completely confident that my last name would be in the bottom 1000 of surnames even though my family first came here from France/Germany (depending on who won the land during which war) in the early 1800's. There aren't many of us mofo's here.

lucky for you bastages!!

 

 

I've never even met one Mofo. That must be a really rare name.

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Yea i didn't make the top 5,000.

 

My last name is pretty rare, even for punjabi's. Pretty random though, some kids who live in our area have the same first and last name as me and my brother. Punjabi first names can have some variation. It can either be manveer or manvir. But his spelled the same way. Same thing with our last name, theres another last name that is almost as the same as ours but its missing one letter. That last name is way more common than ours, but they have the same last name.

 

Funny story. My brother gets a call from our Doctor. Jagveer Doe? "yes" We have your xray results, it looks like you fractured your collar bone. "What? what are you talkin about?" The xray's you took yesterday. "I didn't take any xrays" Is this jagveer doe? "yes" Yea, it says right here you took some yesterday. "i was at work all day, it wasn't me" Jagveer Doe born on blah blah date?

 

Then it finally hit my brother that it was the other guy.

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Yea i didn't make the top 5,000.

 

My last name is pretty rare, even for punjabi's. Pretty random though, some kids who live in our area have the same first and last name as me and my brother. Punjabi first names can have some variation. It can either be manveer or manvir. But his spelled the same way. Same thing with our last name, theres another last name that is almost as the same as ours but its missing one letter. That last name is way more common than ours, but they have the same last name.

 

Funny story. My brother gets a call from our Doctor. Jagveer Doe? "yes" We have your xray results, it looks like you fractured your collar bone. "What? what are you talkin about?" The xray's you took yesterday. "I didn't take any xrays" Is this jagveer doe? "yes" Yea, it says right here you took some yesterday. "i was at work all day, it wasn't me" Jagveer Doe born on blah blah date?

 

Then it finally hit my brother that it was the other guy.

 

I could have sworn you were an alias for GFIAFP...What with your "funny story"ies and all...

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I could have sworn you were an alias for GFIAFP...What with your "funny story"ies and all...

 

That post was gfiafp-esque? Fock, now i gotta delete it.

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That post was gfiafp-esque? Fock, now i gotta delete it.

 

Pay him no attention he's a 4794.

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