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BTW, were you a moron like me starting Arizonas Defense yesterday thinking that they would tear Dilfer apart? <_<

Hell yeah man!@# My other option was PHI vs. the Pats, it was a no brainer. Got me -1 points. The good news is, I think the Iggles would have gotten me a whopping 2 points. :shocking:

 

 

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Really?

 

What was in the background? :shocking:

 

Couple of white wolves or something? I'm just guessing though <_<

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Couple of white wolves or something? I'm just guessing though <_<

:shocking:

 

 

And here I thought I was special.

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:shocking:

 

Hmm...it seems like you and I aren't that special if Strike has got em' too. <_<

 

Mebbe it's just a case of feeling sorry for him. I know that I do :cry:

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<_<

And here I thought I was special.

Beat me to it by 1 min... :cry:

 

Like I said though, giving pics to Strike equates to the "pity fock" that we have thrown to some ugly girls earlier in our lives :shocking:

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Hmm...it seems like you and I aren't that special if Strike has got em' too. :shocking:

 

Mebbe it's just a case of feeling sorry for him. I know that I do <_<

Is there anyone who hasn't seen them?

 

They cost me shades, all you pathetic focks had to do was beg. :cry:

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Is there anyone who hasn't seen them?

 

They cost me shades, all you pathetic focks had to do was beg. <_<

I haven't seen those, if you want to feel special. :shocking:

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If you guys want to know who has seen them, its EG, Sux and Strike.

:cough: slut! :cough:

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:cough: slut! :cough:

Uh, no. That is someone who sleeps with someone for something.

And tell me how that is any different than seeing someone in a movie nekkid?

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Beat me to it by 1 min... :cry:

 

Like I said though, giving pics to Strike equates to the "pity fock" that we have thrown to some ugly girls earlier in our lives :shocking:

 

Uh, I saw pics of your halloween "date" there kat focker. <_<

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Is there anyone who hasn't seen them?

 

They cost me shades, all you pathetic focks had to do was beg. <_<

Actually, I don't have them, I just asked her to tell me what was in the background to fock with you :shocking:

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Actually, I don't have them, I just asked her to tell me what was in the background to fock with you :shocking:

I was trying to give you bragging rights though, come on...... <_<

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Actually, I don't have them, I just asked her to tell me what was in the background to fock with you <_<

:shocking:

 

I'm so confused

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:music_guitarred:

 

I'm so confused

I messenged her to ask what was in the background :ninja:

 

Somehow I really doubt that she would send a focknut like me nekkid pics.

TNG, on the other hand... :banana:

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Big Pete, you started this monster, get back in here and give us an update before people end up fighting over something completely irrelevant to the original point, which I do believe was your promiscuity finally burning your ass.

She called me this morning on my way into work.

she gets migranes a few times a month, and naturally, she has medication for it from the doctor.

well, yesterday evening, she was out shopping, and felt one coming on.

She said that she knew that it would be bad for the baby to take the meds, so she broke down and went to walgreens and bought the most expensive test they had.

IT WAS NEGATIVE

:pointstosky: :pointstosky: :pointstosky:

Whew. narrowly avoided that one.

think I'll celebrate by getting laid.

alsonotreally

 

When you have had meaningless sex with over 100 woman, give or take, I believe your odds have worked in your favor considering more woman aren't pregnant :unsure: Be careful who you poke with your peter next time

 

P.S> Some girls LIE about taking BC...just a thought.

yeah, I've met a few chicks like that. focking whoors :mad:

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guess what? i'm in the gym!

they have computers here!

i just finished doing these chest exercise things (to help improve my breasteses) and i needed a break.

yay for internet in the gym!!

okay, it's been over a minute.

i have to do some thigh work now....or was it arms?

 

oh, and congrats to big pete for avoiding fatherhood and the aids.

wear a condom next time!

 

bye-ee!

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guess what? i'm in the gym!

they have computers here!

i just finished doing these chest exercise things (to help improve my breasteses) and i needed a break.

yay for internet in the gym!!

okay, it's been over a minute.

i have to do some thigh work now....or was it arms?

 

oh, and congrats to big pete for avoiding fatherhood and the aids.

wear a condom next time!

 

bye-ee!

He already had the Aids...Please try and keep up :pointstosky:

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He already had the Aids...Please try and keep up :pointstosky:

I do not :pointstosky:

and I always wear condoms unless there is absolute certainty that the chick wont get knocked up, and we are in a long term relationship.

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He already had the Aids...Please try and keep up :pointstosky:

I do not :pointstosky:

and I always wear condoms unless there is absolute certainty that the chick wont get knocked up, and we are in a long term relationship.

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I do not :thumbsup:

and I always wear condoms unless there is absolute certainty that the chick wont get knocked up, and we are in a long term relationship.

ok...fine...I got it the first time :D

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IT WAS NEGATIVE

:thumbsup: :D :overhead:

What a shock, this story/thread was a steaming pile of dung. :dunno:

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STOP THE INSANITY!!!!

 

Here is what we should do regarding the nude pics. Saw, send those pics to me and I will act as the pool reporter for the rest of the Geek Club. I will tastefully describe the pics so everyone else can have a sense of what the pics look like.

 

I volunteer for this project as a service to my fellow man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh please, oh please let this work...:fingerscrossed:

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You morons, Big Pete is 12 years old, a virgin, and very confused about his sexuality. :thumbsdown:

 

 

So if I was a priest I would have a shot?? :thumbsup:

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So if I was a priest I would have a shot?? :thumbsup:

1: You are not a priest

2: Has the priest part ever stopped you before?

3: Lick my taint

 

:thumbsdown:

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1: You are not a priest

2: Has the priest part ever stopped you before?

3: Lick my taint

 

:thumbsdown:

 

1. But I have a Priest outfit

2. No but it does add excitement

3. You will have to lift your ball sack out of Kutulu's mouf first...

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3. You will have to lift your ball sack out of Kutulu's mouf first...

A very difficult thing to do...That retard has a huge mouf and a very talented tongue :overhead:

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A very difficult thing to do...That retard has a huge mouf and a very talented tongue :overhead:

 

 

Kutulu is Norweigen for "teabagger"..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SUXBNME is Phag for coors light drinking kat focker...

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Your funbags make my cack look small.   :cry:

 

 

The funbags on a tick could make your cack look small... :dunno:

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I messenged her to ask what was in the background :dunno:

 

Somehow I really doubt that she would send a focknut like me nekkid pics.

TNG, on the other hand... :lol:

 

If I haven't bothered to meet you in person and you're only 5 minutes away, I doubt that I would be sending you nekkid pics.

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If I haven't bothered to meet you in person and you're only 5 minutes away, I doubt that I would be sending you nekkid pics.

 

OMG you are so breaking my fragile heart :dunno:

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OMG you are so breaking my fragile heart :dunno:

 

I am just sayin'.

 

You made a comment like I have sent you nekkid pics, I haven't.

 

:lol:

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