So, an old boyfriend found me on MySpace

[GettnHuge 1]

Did you fail to read the part when I said I was 16 and he was 23...and he was too afraid to do anything?

 

That would be one side of the story. Link up our hero here and get us the other side.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

ALSO - BEG STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!

~STICK

 

[Giants Fan 85]

The real question is. Would you do anything with him now if he tried?

 

That's not even close to the REAL QUESTION ... but OK.

 

Off the top of my head "REAL QUESTIONS"

 

1. Do you like it in the ass?

 

2. Does your sister like it in the ass?

 

3. Will you suck me off, AFTER I put it in your sister's poop shoot?

 

If all the answers to the above are "YES" .... you got a keeper!

[TheNewGirl 1,071]

The real question is. Would you do anything with him now if he tried?

 

No, I wouldn't.

[Cruzer 1,993]

No, I wouldn't.

oh man, this thread just crashed & burned.

[GettnHuge 1]

No, I wouldn't.

 

Then why all this drama? hmmmmmm?

This is typical wimmen speak. When ashamed, lie lie lie.

[jerryskids 5,415]

23 yr old guy dates 16 yr old girl... no sex, no bj's... see, I don't get this. I could understand a perv pedo trying to get some 16 yr old trim; not condone, but understand. But if he isn't, wtf? Is he in it for the sparkling world-wise conversation of a 16 yr old girl? Something seems wrong here.

[Blitzen 0]

Plan C: begin stalking him secretly and then boil his pet rabbits.

[Sho Nuff 720]

23 yr old guy dates 16 yr old girl... no sex, no bj's... see, I don't get this. I could understand a perv pedo trying to get some 16 yr old trim; not condone, but understand. But if he isn't, wtf? Is he in it for the sparkling world-wise conversation of a 16 yr old girl? Something seems wrong here.

 

And he supposedly "taught" here some things. But those things did not involve the secks or a BJ.

[TheNewGirl 1,071]

If you guys don't believe me, then fine.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Do not meet him. There is no way you look as good as you did when you where 16. Let him keep the image of you back then. You could only disappoint him now

[TheNewGirl 1,071]

Do not meet him. There is no way you look as good as you did when you where 16. Let him keep the image of you back then. You could only disappoint him now

 

 

[Blitzen 0]

And he supposedly "taught" here some things. But those things did not involve the secks or a BJ.

 

He taught her how to count to twenty.

[Cruzer 1,993]

And he supposedly "taught" here some things. But those things did not involve the secks or a BJ.

maybe he taught her how to play chess and change out spark plugs?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

 

I was being serious

[Birdseed 1]

maybe he taught her how to play chess and change out spark plugs?

 

...or maybe color inside the lines.

[GettnHuge 1]

And he supposedly "taught" here some things. But those things did not involve the secks or a BJ.

 

maybe he taught her how to do her taxes

 

 

my first gf and I NEVER ever had secks or oral...but she DID teach me some things. Some naughty things.

You know what I'm talking about -nudge- don't ya? I'm talking about exactly what you think I'm talking

about. But we never had secks, so it should be obvious what I'm talking about. By the way, I'm nervous

about seeing her again because we might do exactly what I'm not talking about.

[Giants Fan 85]

THE ALPHABET!

 

Oh, that only works on chix, nm.

[Yer mom 2]

23 yr old guy dates 16 yr old girl... no sex, no bj's... see, I don't get this. I could understand a perv pedo trying to get some 16 yr old trim; not condone, but understand. But if he isn't, wtf? Is he in it for the sparkling world-wise conversation of a 16 yr old girl? Something seems wrong here.

 

Im not sure why your confused, you just described resident rambler and your personal neighbor, Giants Fan with complete accuracy

[TNG's Hubby 0]

One of the larger age differences from my dating days...I was 16 and he was 23 I think. Guy who more or less "taught" me how to do a few things. I was pretty inexperienced at 16.

 

No, we never had sex, as he was too askeered of my being a minor and my dad totally freaking out. Needless to say, my dad didn't like that a 23 year old was dating his daughter.

 

So, he's 36, never married, flies small planes, lived in Hawaii for four years, etc. Even 15 years ago, he was a pretty great guy, and probably the only ex I have that I could have remained friends with. Shortly after he and I broke up (namely due to the age differences) I met my HS boyfriend. He was the jealous and controling type, so I wasn't really allowed to have male friends...so this guy and I lost touch.

He hinted to meeting up for drinks, mentioned meeting my husband and kids.

Thoughts?

 

Thoughts You even think about meeting up or talking to that a$$meg I'll bounce your fat a$$ out the door. He don't want to meeet me, he wants in your pants

[Jeremy 0]

One of the larger age differences from my dating days...I was 16 and he was 23 I think. Guy who more or less "taught" me how to do a few things. I was pretty inexperienced at 16.

 

No, we never had sex, as he was too askeered of my being a minor and my dad totally freaking out. Needless to say, my dad didn't like that a 23 year old was dating his daughter.

 

So, he's 36, never married, flies small planes, lived in Hawaii for four years, etc. Even 15 years ago, he was a pretty great guy, and probably the only ex I have that I could have remained friends with. Shortly after he and I broke up (namely due to the age differences) I met my HS boyfriend. He was the jealous and controling type, so I wasn't really allowed to have male friends...so this guy and I lost touch.

He hinted to meeting up for drinks, mentioned meeting my husband and kids.

Thoughts?

 

The bolded parts seem to contradict each other.

[TheNewGirl 1,071]

The bolded parts seem to contradict each other.

 

15 years ago, I was 16, I am 31.

 

Hmm...so he would have been 21, not 23. I don't know when his birthday is, but for some reason 23, sticks out. I know he was past drinking age, ashe used to go out drinking on the weekends, etc.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...riendid=8501560

 

TheNewGirl has 1 friends.

 

Considering the friends frenzy out there on myspace, that's pretty sad.

 

[Ravens 03 0]

And he supposedly "taught" here some things. But those things did not involve the secks or a BJ.

 

 

I'm stuck on this one too.

[Giants Fan 85]

Let's keep it simple .... post some pix of you sucking his cack ... and we'll be able to tell if this relationship is gonna work out.

 

ITSATIP that the one handed ball juggle .... really doesn't do much for me. Focus on at least making it feel, like you can take the whole thing in your mouth.

 

And God bless you .... those women that like to slobber on the knob ... get it all slippery and into it. You make the world a beter place ... ooohh ... watch the eye ... up your nose, in your hair .... SORRY!

 

Tastes salty? Yer still a virgin though. Doesn't count.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Status: Single

Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Orientation: Straight

Hometown: Los Angeles

Body type: 5' 2" / Some extra baggage

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Children: Someday

Education: College graduate

Occupation: social worker

 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I'm stuck on this one too.

 

Maybe she and the pedophile watched some kiddie porn together.

 

[Ravens 03 0]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...riendid=8501560

 

 

Body type: 5' 2" / Some extra baggage

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Buffalo Blonde has applied to be thenewgirl's No. 2 frined.

 

[Ravens 03 0]

Buffalo Blonde has applied to be thenewgirl's No. 2 frined.

 

 

 

The guy Tom - her only frined - has like a quarter billion frineds.

Seriously.

[GettnHuge 1]

Status: Single

Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

 

 

I wonder what gives this guy the crazy idea that he has a shot at you

[broussard 0]

No need to meet him.

[Jeremy 0]

15 years ago, I was 16, I am 31.

 

Hmm...so he would have been 21, not 23. I don't know when his birthday is, but for some reason 23, sticks out. I know he was past drinking age, ashe used to go out drinking on the weekends, etc.

 

Where I come from, 23 year olds who chase 16 years olds aren't what we consider "pretty good guys". I remember in high school having some of the girls that age talk about their 25 year old boyfriends and I remember thinking that was pretty sick.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

The guy Tom - her only frined - has like a quarter billion frineds.

Seriously.

 

At least her one and only friend is plugged in!

 

[jackie sherrill 0]

thenewgirl

 

 

 

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Last Login: 5/20/2005

 

 

[TheNewGirl 1,071]

Where I come from, 23 year olds who chase 16 years olds aren't what we consider "pretty good guys". I remember in high school having some of the girls that age talk about their 25 year old boyfriends and I remember thinking that was pretty sick.

 

 

Well, he was. Again, we didn't have sex, he took me home to meet his parents, etc.

[TheNewGirl 1,071]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...riendid=8501560

Considering the friends frenzy out there on myspace, that's pretty sad.

 

 

Obviously, that's not me.

[TheNewGirl 1,071]

 

 

so much for your worthless apology.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

Well, he was. Again, we didn't have sex, he took me home to meet his parents, etc.

 

So, what exactly did he teach you?

 

[Giants Fan 85]

Remember .... a handjob doesn't count as sex. Falls somewhere under "heavy petting".