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I go over there on Saturday for a party, I see the pole... :headbanger:

 

Seriously dude? You're married <_<

 

No girls danced on the pole at the party :banana:

 

FAIL

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There is one the stage at the bar I DJ at and then about 1/4 of a mile up the street from there, a kid has one in his living room. I have posted videos from girls dancing on both. You suck at life and your friend sucks more.

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There is one the stage at the bar I DJ at and then about 1/4 of a mile up the street from there, a kid has one in his living room. I have danced on both. You suck at life and your friend sucks more.

 

 

How were the tips? :headbanger:

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How were the tips? :headbanger:

 

Circumsized.

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That's rediculous!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He could have put it in his garage as my married buddy did.

 

:headbanger:

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I go over there on Saturday for a party, I see the pole... :overhead:

 

Seriously dude? You're married :mad:

 

No girls danced on the pole at the party :mad:

 

FAIL

 

did you ask any of them to dance? thar's your problem

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Adding one of those to ones bedroom can add a bit of spice.

 

Just sayin'.

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Adding one of those to ones bedroom can add a bit of spice.

 

Just sayin'.

 

if she allows you to invite girls over that actually know how to use it.

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if she allows you to invite girls over that actually know how to use it.

 

 

Is it really that hard to learn to use a stripper pole?

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Prolly to do it right.

 

I guess it just doesn't look that difficult to me to learn to use a pole.

 

:overhead:

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I guess it just doesn't look that difficult to me to learn to use a pole.

 

:mad:

I guess that depends on how you define "use". Some bichz look like gymnasts on these things. :mad: :overhead:

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Is it really that hard to learn to use a stripper pole?

 

I see enough drunk fat b!tches try and use it at the bar and I just chuckle.

 

I'm sure it's not difficult with some training. They have classes you can take.

 

Drinking booze does not = stripper pole classes however.

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Link to the chick landing on her head?

If it's the link I'm thinking of, that chick is hot as hell.

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About 6 weeks ago, 2 heffers were loaded and at the bar real early, there was like 15 people at the time. They were riding the pole together and I sh!t you not, they tore it off the ceiling. It bounced down on the floor and everyone looked at them. They were so embarrassed it was pretty funny. If I had to guess, I'd say they weighed about 325 combined.

 

eta: no, they didn't get hurt.

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did you ask any of them to dance? thar's your problem

 

Just assumed theyd take initiative. :dunno: Not that I really care, I was bamboozled and dominating the pool table. Now if he gets a mechanical bull...

 

:D

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Just assumed theyd take initiative. :D Not that I really care, I was bamboozled and dominating the pole

:lol:

 

:thumbsup:

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I guess it just doesn't look that difficult to me to learn to use a pole.

 

:nono:

 

It does not appear that difficult really, but who knows?

 

I have a (married) GF who wants to have a stripper pole installed in her living room. :thumbsdown: (you'd have to know her to understand this). I think it's a little strange myself.... although I do agree with you TNG, it would be spicy and fun to have one in the bedroom! :cry:

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I have a (married) GF who wants to have a stripper pole installed in her living room. :huh: (you'd have to know her to understand this).

:lol: I wonder what her parents and grandparents think when they are over????

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:headbanger: I wonder what her parents and grandparents think when they are over????

 

That their granddaughter is a slut.

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:unsure: I wonder what her parents and grandparents think when they are over????

Tradition.

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I go over there on Saturday for a party, I see the pole... :unsure:

 

Seriously dude? You're married :angry:

 

No girls danced on the pole at the party :first:

 

FAIL

 

Are men allowed to use the poll? :wall:

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Are men allowed to use the poll? :unsure:

 

You may dance on the pole Savage Beast

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A friend of mine has one for he and his wife in their bedroom. They say it adds spice. I tend to agree it's not a bad thing. :unsure:

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