Did I do good or start a fight?

[mmmmm...beer 692]

TomTom One GPS Navigation System

 

She suxor at directions... even with a map I wanna smash the telephone when she calls up and says, "WELL I'M LOST!"

 

Frick... then she tries to get me to tell her were she's supposed to go.... yeahhh.. uhmm.. your driving around Portland and I'm in Montana. Sorry.. can't help ya.

 

Anyways... I thought giving this to her I could give the "worried about you when your traveling" line and it will be all good?

 

That way she gets directions and I don't get called with silly focking "Now where am I?" questions.

 

 

I do ok or.... just start a fight with the whole "What's this supposed to mean?!"

[kutulu 1,564]

Sounds good...now she won't get lost on her way over to my place.

[GettnHuge 1]

Pull your punches this year and you're alright

[GettnHuge 1]

You know what, forget what I said. Throw the first punch, if you connect you might actually win this year.

[dain11279 935]

You could have done a lot worse and got her a gym membership.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Sounds good...now she won't get lost on her way over to my place.

 

Hell...she has been over to mine enough to know the way blindfolded (oh and does she like the blind fold).

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

That's a nice gift!

[kutulu 1,564]

Hell...she has been over to mine enough to know the way blindfolded (oh and does she like the blind fold).

 

 

What do you think I'm waving?

[mmmmm...beer 692]

That's a nice gift!

 

Ahh finally a woman's perspective. So you would be cool with that sexy on the roof/by the pool bikini girl?

[Sho Nuff 720]

What do you think I'm waving?

 

I was going to say her panties...but we both know that she does not wear em.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

Ahh finally a woman's perspective. So you would be cool with that sexy on the roof/by the pool bikini girl?

 

I'd be very cool with that!

 

[TheNewGirl 1,094]

ITA with BEG, I would be fine iwth my hubby getting me a GPS.

[jerryskids 5,461]

Without knowing her like kutulu and sho nuff do, I'd say that is a nice gift. You need to mix in some flowers though; a GPS system doesn't exactly scream romance.

[mmmmm...beer 692]

ITA with BEG, I would be fine iwth my hubby getting me a GPS.

 

SWEET!

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

I think that present is the suck. Woman can sometimes read into these types of gifts. Such as: "Are you trying to tell me I have no direction in my life"?

 

Also, she is not your mom. Why are you buying her a present anyway?

 

My wife got arts and crafts from the 3rd Grade and Preschool art class for Mothers Day. I'm not getting her nothing except dinner on Saturday night with you and your wife.

 

I am in trouble if my wife finds out what you got yours,,,,,jerkbag!

[mmmmm...beer 692]

I think that present is the suck. Woman can sometimes read into these types of gifts. Such as: "Are you trying to tell me I have no direction in my life"?

 

Also, she is not your mom. Why are you buying her a present anyway?

 

My wife got arts and crafts from the 3rd Grade and Preschool art class for Mothers Day. I'm not getting her nothing except dinner on Saturday night with you and your wife.

 

I am in trouble if my wife finds out what you got yours,,,,,jerkbag!

 

 

Then we better not let her find out then eh?

 

Naw... it's from the boy + it gives me a good excuse to get her that.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

 

Then we better not let her find out then eh?

 

Naw... it's from the boy + it gives me a good excuse to get her that.

Oh yeah, Mothers Day is Sunday. I will keep my yapper shut then.

[Quickolas1 80]

if you can't control your b1tch and let her spin this into 'you think something is wrong with me'...you've got bigger issues

 

i have the same model. once she uses it, she'll be very happy.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

if you can't control your b1tch and let her spin this into 'you think something is wrong with me'...you've got bigger issues

 

i have the same model. once she uses it, she'll be very happy.

Yo~

 

Why you got to say b!tch?

[ERZER 0]

Have it mapped to a restaurant you are going to pay dinner for and you can get away with it, otherwise prepare to be azz wipe for a while.

[naomi 350]

Hrrrm, I wouldn't hold it against him. But that's something you could get anytime, and then give something else on Mother's Day. Eh, then again I guess Mother/Father day gifts are practical a lot of the time. HTH

[mmmmm...beer 692]

Hrrrm, I wouldn't hold it against him. But that's something you could get anytime, and then give something else on Mother's Day. Eh, then again I guess Mother/Father day gifts are practical a lot of the time. HTH

 

yeah really... why get some bullsh!t that she's gonna just put away cause it's "nice".

[phillybear 365]

Yo~

 

Why you got to say b!tch?

 

I sincerely hope you aren't getting politically correct on us.

 

Thoughts and prayers.