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Should I have used more tact?

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So, my wife was getting ready for work this morning and said that she couldn't wait to get her hair done tomorrow because she felt "frumpy".

 

I reached over and grabbed her gut, saying that "a haircut isn't going to fix this".

 

Was that a little too revealing about how I feel about her physical fitness?

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That's pretty damn funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would never say that to a SO

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So, my wife was getting ready for work this morning and said that she couldn't wait to get her hair done tomorrow because she felt "frumpy".

 

I reached over and grabbed her gut, saying that "a haircut isn't going to fix this".

 

Was that a little too revealing about how I feel about her physical fitness?

 

 

 

or ...

this morning

you told her you were considerin' letting your hair grow longer

and she reached over and tapped your dingy saying

it ain't gonna make THIS get any longer

 

yea

i think this is what transpired

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She said she wanted to smash my face in, and her voice kind of cracked like she was going to cry.

 

 

my wife would have attempted to smash my face in, thrown in a "Fock you mother focker", and then cried.

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She said she wanted to smash my face in, and her voice kind of cracked like she was going to cry.

Careful, if she gets all of that weight behind the punch, you could be in trouble. :bandana:

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So, my wife was getting ready for work this morning and said that she couldn't wait to get her hair done tomorrow because she felt "frumpy".

 

I reached over and grabbed her gut, saying that "a haircut isn't going to fix this".

 

Was that a little too revealing about how I feel about her physical fitness?

 

Reached over? More like your 400 lb ass had a forklit move you closer.

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It might have hurt her feelings, but ultimately, she'll start losing weight like mad now.

Which is a good thing.

 

Of course, it'll be bad when she's focking the pool cleaning guy, but hey...titt for tat.

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It might have hurt her feelings, but ultimately, she'll start losing weight like mad now.

Which is a good thing.

 

My money is on her grabbing a gallon of double fudge ice cream and a spoon. :headbanger:

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