lickin_starfish 1,496 Posted July 23, 2008 So, my wife was getting ready for work this morning and said that she couldn't wait to get her hair done tomorrow because she felt "frumpy". I reached over and grabbed her gut, saying that "a haircut isn't going to fix this". Was that a little too revealing about how I feel about her physical fitness? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted July 23, 2008 that's a bold move. What was her response? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isotopes 1 Posted July 23, 2008 Sounds like constructive criticism to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,496 Posted July 23, 2008 She said she wanted to smash my face in, and her voice kind of cracked like she was going to cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,026 Posted July 23, 2008 That's pretty damn funny. I would never say that to a SO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted July 23, 2008 So, my wife was getting ready for work this morning and said that she couldn't wait to get her hair done tomorrow because she felt "frumpy". I reached over and grabbed her gut, saying that "a haircut isn't going to fix this". Was that a little too revealing about how I feel about her physical fitness? or ... this morning you told her you were considerin' letting your hair grow longer and she reached over and tapped your dingy saying it ain't gonna make THIS get any longer yea i think this is what transpired Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted July 23, 2008 She said she wanted to smash my face in, and her voice kind of cracked like she was going to cry. my wife would have attempted to smash my face in, thrown in a "Fock you mother focker", and then cried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted July 23, 2008 Use the GOON HAND. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,264 Posted July 23, 2008 She said she wanted to smash my face in, and her voice kind of cracked like she was going to cry. Careful, if she gets all of that weight behind the punch, you could be in trouble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted July 23, 2008 So, my wife was getting ready for work this morning and said that she couldn't wait to get her hair done tomorrow because she felt "frumpy". I reached over and grabbed her gut, saying that "a haircut isn't going to fix this". Was that a little too revealing about how I feel about her physical fitness? Reached over? More like your 400 lb ass had a forklit move you closer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted July 23, 2008 It might have hurt her feelings, but ultimately, she'll start losing weight like mad now. Which is a good thing. Of course, it'll be bad when she's focking the pool cleaning guy, but hey...titt for tat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted July 23, 2008 It might have hurt her feelings, but ultimately, she'll start losing weight like mad now.Which is a good thing. My money is on her grabbing a gallon of double fudge ice cream and a spoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,026 Posted July 23, 2008 Um.....Can Size???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites