kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 26, 2008 My stupid wh0re of a sister in law focked around on my brother about a year ago. Last night I focked HER brothers wife. Muuuhhaa. Killed 2 birds with one stone. Had fun focking her and got a little revenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 26, 2008 Can SIZE! also, good luck when her brother/husban of wife you focked comes around with his gun and shoots your ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 26, 2008 Can SIZE! also, good luck when her brother/husban of wife you focked comes around with his gun and shoots your ass A. They are small B's. B. I got guns of my own. C. He is a ######. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynsqrls 1 Posted October 26, 2008 A. They are small B's.B. I got guns of my own. C. He is a ######. If that is true, you are one hell of a richard-cranium!!! ...way to go, redirecting your chicken-###### revenge on some innocent/unsuspecting couple! karma is a ######... and I see your mug rotating across the shooting gallery just like at a carnival! personally, I think you are full of sh-t... for all we know someone just boinked your girl last night! (actually, i sincerely hope that was NOT the case!) ps. go get checked for STIs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 26, 2008 If that is true, you are one hell of a richard-cranium!!! ...way to go, redirecting your chicken-###### revenge on some innocent/unsuspecting couple! karma is a ######... and I see your mug rotating across the shooting gallery just like at a carnival! personally, I think you are full of sh-t... for all we know someone just boinked your girl last night! (actually, i sincerely hope that was NOT the case!) ps. go get checked for STIs... First off she came on to me. 2nd off HE is a pr!ck. 3rd Personally I really dont give a fock what you think or believe. And Last but not least Who the fock are you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,401 Posted October 26, 2008 I've got Dueling Banjos going on in my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 26, 2008 I've got Dueling Banjos going on in my head. LOL. No blood relations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,401 Posted October 26, 2008 LOL. No blood relations. Seems like pretty soon y'all are going to lose track though. So, why do you derive such joy from sleeping with another man's wife, whose husband did nothing wrong other than squirting out of the same gash as your brother's wife. Holy crap, I think I followed that train wreck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 26, 2008 Seems like pretty soon y'all are going to lose track though. So, why do you derive such joy from sleeping with another man's wife, whose husband did nothing wrong other than squirting out of the same gash as your brother's wife. Holy crap, I think I followed that train wreck. Because I have always hated him and pusssy is pusssy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynsqrls 1 Posted October 26, 2008 First off she came on to me.2nd off HE is a pr!ck. 3rd Personally I really dont give a fock what you think or believe. And Last but not least Who the fock are you Now you are learning something... ...but next time, ask that question before you act! btw, i'm just some schmuck everyone hates who thinks you're an even bigger one! hahahaha... In school, you learn the lesson (not sure if you really did!) and then there's a test... in life, you get the test and hopefully you LEARN your lesson! to quote a very famous brother (of course, i don't expect you to know... or else you wouldn't come on here with your crap!) "ain't not time to HATE, barely time to wait... what i want to know is, are you KIND?" answer to that question is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 26, 2008 Now you are learning something......but next time, ask that question before you act! btw, i'm just some schmuck everyone hates who thinks you're an even bigger one! hahahaha... In school, you learn the lesson (not sure if you really did!) and then there's a test... in life, you get the test and hopefully you LEARN your lesson! to quote a very famous brother (of course, i don't expect you to know... or else you wouldn't come on here with your crap!) "ain't not time to HATE, barely time to wait... what i want to know is, are you KIND?" answer to that question is... What a focking oddball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynsqrls 1 Posted October 26, 2008 What a focking oddball. i couldn't say it any better! hahahaha... unless of course i tried with: "nudge nudge, wink wink... say no more squire! eh... you're winking, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat..." wtf??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 26, 2008 If we are throwing quotes out there. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynsqrls 1 Posted October 26, 2008 If we are throwing quotes out there. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. ...now there you go! Why didn't you just start off the thread with that??? i see you were just holding out, huh?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 26, 2008 If we are throwing quotes out there. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. Meat Helmets rock but....I find it hard to walk around with TNG's vagina on my head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,430 Posted October 26, 2008 Here's hoping there is a murder/suicide in kilroy's future!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted October 27, 2008 "ain't not time to HATE, barely time to wait...what i want to know is, are you KIND?" answer to that question is... wo-oah, what I want to know, where does the time go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted October 27, 2008 good job. you know, if you really wanna teach her a lesson, you should fock her brother. that would really do the trick. oh and hi thx for getting back to me on myspace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,354 Posted October 27, 2008 ps. go get checked for STIs... WTF is a "STI" ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 27, 2008 this is like an episode of the soap opera - As the Stomach Turns the Bagina Chronicles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
$epphori$ 118 Posted October 27, 2008 anal? did she swallow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
$epphori$ 118 Posted October 27, 2008 but....I find it hard to walk around with TNG's vagina on my head dude ur gonna hurt ur neck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BernardPollardFan Posted October 28, 2008 My stupid wh0re of a sister in law focked around on my brother about a year ago. Last night I focked HER brothers wife. Muuuhhaa. Killed 2 birds with one stone. Had fun focking her and got a little revenge. You're a liar and a virgin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 28, 2008 You're a liar and a virgin. You are a HOMO and a stalker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,006 Posted October 28, 2008 Jerry Springer is still on the air. You should give him a call and get your story on the tv and some cash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 28, 2008 Jerry Springer is still on the air. You should give him a call and get your story on the tv and some cash. Cause I focked my sister in laws sister in law? I mean if i focked my sister in laws sister in law and she was a midget that was a cross dressing BernardPollardFan look alike I could understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CUBuffs 0 Posted October 28, 2008 My stupid wh0re of a sister in law focked around on my brother about a year ago. Last night I focked HER brothers wife. Muuuhhaa. Killed 2 birds with one stone. Had fun focking her and got a little revenge. Was she any good? Now just finish the trifecta off and ###### your sister in law!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted October 28, 2008 "ain't not time to HATE, barely time to wait...what i want to know is, are you KIND?" wo-oah, what I want to know,where does the time go? This is "Uncle John's Band" by The Grateful Dead off of Working Man's Dead for those that don't know. That was the last record with Pig Pen on it, I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,024 Posted October 28, 2008 Was she any good? Now just finish the trifecta off and ###### your sister in law!!! She actually was pretty good. If she comes over again I am going to put it in her ass. My SIL is not attractive and I would not fock her with GFIAFP's d!ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
