Man arrested for fondling blow-up dolls in store parking lot...

[posty 2,822]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...05091doll1.html

 

FEBRUARY 5--Meet George Bartusek. The Florida man, 51, was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted Bartusek getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car outside a Publix in Cape Coral. Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, is pictured below in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot. One of the blow-up dolls involved in the public clinch is pictured at right. On the positive side, Bartusek was fully dressed while grinding with the plasticized pair.

[kutulu 1,712]

Just great...next thing they'll outlaw glory holes.

[Franknbeans 46]

she's got a perty mouf

[surferskin 31]

MDC sighting.

[Strike 6,030]

Damn. I thought this was going to be another Obama thread. I can just see him in a parking lot doing this, 40 in hand, couple secret service agents watching for the PO-lice.

[heavy-set 39]

i was rejected by a blowup doll

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Just great...next thing they'll outlaw glory holes.

 

I don't think it was humping plastic dolls that anyone had a problem with. It was the "in the supermarket parking lot" that got him in trouble. I imagine that if you took a sheet of plywood to the grocery parking lot, cut a hole in it, and stuck your cack through it, you would be in for a free ride downtown.

[Me_2006 14]

CAN SIZE?!

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

CAN SIZE?!

 

Well that just depends on how much air you blow into them dummy.

 

If you want em young and perky, fill em up.

 

If you want them like your mom's cans (may as well, their mouths already look the same) you need to stretch them downward, and not fully inflate them. Or I guess you could fill the whole doll with cottage cheese, that would probably get the effect.

[Me_2006 14]

Well that just depends on how much air you blow into them dummy.

 

If you want em young and perky, fill em up.

 

If you want them like your mom's cans (may as well, their mouths already look the same) you need to stretch them downward, and not fully inflate them. Or I guess you could fill the whole doll with cottage cheese, that would probably get the effect.

My mom would never be fondled by a man in a store parking lot.

 

 

she waits in the bathroom.

[kutulu 1,712]

I imagine that if you took a sheet of plywood to the grocery parking lot, cut a hole in it, and stuck your cack through it, you would be in for a free ride downtown.

 

 

Maybe in your town.

[Franknbeans 46]

My mom would never be fondled by a man in a store parking lot.

she waits in the bathroom.

old news

[NorthernVike 2,097]

I have a strange desire for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

[Lionsjunkie 1]

The sad thing is that this was the headline story in my local newspaper today

[surferskin 31]

CAN SIZE?!

34PSI

[wiffleball 4,797]

What the hell kind of crime is this? Breach of Peace my ass. Stop focking spying on the guy. He was fully dressed IN HIS car. Fock, if I want to make kissy faces at my steering wheel, that's not a focking crime now is it? What? Non Consensual Secks with a non-sentient item? WTF?

 

Stupid focking country.

[BMoney 0]

anyone can be with 1 blow up doll..but TWO?

 

 

this guy is a player

 

 

why was he at Publix? was the best buy parking lot full?

[Lionsjunkie 1]

34PSI

 

This my friends is GOLD... GOLD JERRY

[Me_2006 14]

This my friends is GOLD... GOLD JERRY

I seriously did laugh at that. Probably one of the funniest things I've seen him post.

[Lionsjunkie 1]

SENTENCED

 

Cape Coral man accused of having sex with two inflatable dolls in a supermarket parking lot was sentenced Thursday to six months’ probation.

 

 

Lee County Judge John Duryea found George J. Bartusek Jr., 51, who pleaded no contest, guilty of misdemeanor charges of disturbing the peace and trespassing.

 

 

Besides his probation, Bartusek must continue treatment with a psychologist, Duryea ruled.

 

 

In a case that made NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno’s monologue, Bartusek was arrested Feb. 4 by police in his car in the parking lot of a Publix store on Santa Barbara Boulevard.

 

Witnesses told officers that they saw Bartusek engaged in sexual activity with two blow up dolls.

 

 

His attorney, Kirsten Rodger, said her client was just kidding around and was not having sex with the dolls.

 

 

She said he decided to plead no contest rather than face up to a year in jail had he been convicted during a trial.

[Saint Elistan 106]

What a crock of sh!t.

 

I've seen REAL PEOPLE doing worse things in public. The man was fully clothed. He needed a large sentence of pity, not probation.

[BMoney 0]

wait til he has his 1st conjugal visit..its gonna be on like donkey kong

[GettnHuge 2]

wait til he has his 1st conjugal visit..its gonna be on like donkey kong

 

he'll be the only guy swallowing balloons which contain more balloons

[shotsup 835]

Just great...next thing they'll outlaw glory holes.

 

Would suck for you, leaving you jobless and all

[shotsup 835]

34PSI

Winnah

[GettnHuge 2]

Winnah