KSB2424 3,085 Posted March 20, 2009 With the news of one of our beloved moving on to browner pastures, I find it fitting that we come up with his epitaph as it applies to the geek club. Please contribute your own. Gone but not forgotten His geyness was downright rotten We will always remember Sir Foreskin with glee Every time we look down to pee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted March 20, 2009 MY LOVE FOR YOU LIKE A ROCK SURFERSKINNER!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE SUCK MY CACK SURFERSKINNER!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 20, 2009 With the news of one of our beloved moving on to browner pastures, I find it fitting that we come up with his epitaph as it applies to the geek club. Please contribute your own. Gone but not forgotten His geyness was downright rotten We will always remember Sir Foreskin with glee Every time we look down to pee You think of me when you look upon your own pemus? I promised myself that I wouldn't cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 20, 2009 Hickory dickory dock Surferskin was sucking my cack The clock struck two I blew my goo Now he moved on to the next block Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 20, 2009 I will always remember surferskin when the topic of dudes flirting with other dudes at the gym comes up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted March 20, 2009 I will always remember surferskin when the topic of dudes flirting with other dudes at the gym comes up. :congregationnodsheadsinagreement: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 20, 2009 What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted March 20, 2009 What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here? That is a very long epitaph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted March 20, 2009 What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here? Sorry. We'll relieve this place of humor and skidaddle in a few. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 20, 2009 Sorry. We'll relieve this place of humor and skidaddle in a few. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Wind 0 Posted March 20, 2009 What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here? Don't you have more gay music threads to start at FBG? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 20, 2009 What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here? Whoa...What's up with all the hostility? You wouldn't miss me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Wind 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Whoa...What's up with all the hostility? You wouldn't miss me? One less person to post in quality threads like "Hey guys, wasn't REO Speedwagon the best?". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 20, 2009 He's going to a better place, or at least to another place, and that's something we can all rejoice in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 20, 2009 Whoa...What's up with all the hostility? You wouldn't miss me? just joking, son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted March 20, 2009 Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians! Im begging of you please dont take my man Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians Please dont take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of autumn wind hair With hilarity that would hurt the spleen Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I cannot compete with you, Sanctuarians He talks about you in his sleep There's nothing I can do to keep From crying when he calls your name, Sanctuarian And I can easily understand How you could easily take my man But you dont know what he means to me, Sanctuarian Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians! Im begging of you please dont take my man Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians Please dont take him just because you can You could have your choice of men But I could never love again He's the only one for me, Sanctuarian I had to have this talk with you My happiness depends on you And whatever you decide to do, Sanctuarian Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians! Im begging of you please dont take my man Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians Please dont take him even though you can Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 20, 2009 One less person to post in quality threads like "Hey guys, wasn't REO Speedwagon the best?". I'd never start a thread called that. Everyone knows Styx was better. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 20, 2009 He's going to a better place, or at least to another place, and that's something we can all rejoice in. You guys are so mean. Admit it, some of you are sad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Next Generation 10 Posted March 20, 2009 R.I.P. suferskin He's gone to a much better place...for me to poop on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted March 20, 2009 You guys are so mean. Admit it, some of you are sad? I am sad you will be gone. One of the few posters who made me feel smart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Wind 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!Im begging of you please dont take my man Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians Please dont take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of autumn wind hair With hilarity that would hurt the spleen Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I cannot compete with you, Sanctuarians Wow. Just, wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,281 Posted March 20, 2009 Wow. Just, wow. no other way to describe that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S.D. Jones 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!Im begging of you please dont take my man Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians Please dont take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of autumn wind hair With hilarity that would hurt the spleen Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I cannot compete with you, Sanctuarians He talks about you in his sleep There's nothing I can do to keep From crying when he calls your name, Sanctuarian And I can easily understand How you could easily take my man But you dont know what he means to me, Sanctuarian Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians! Im begging of you please dont take my man Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians Please dont take him just because you can You could have your choice of men But I could never love again He's the only one for me, Sanctuarian I had to have this talk with you My happiness depends on you And whatever you decide to do, Sanctuarian Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians! Im begging of you please dont take my man Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians Please dont take him even though you can This is awful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 20, 2009 You guys are so mean. Admit it, some of you are sad? I admit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted March 20, 2009 This is awful You should prolly hear it with the accompaning guitar, base drum, and bandana laced mircrophone to get the full effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Going away spice. :hyper: :highfive: :smite: :lool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted March 20, 2009 You should prolly hear it with he accompaning guitar, base drum, and banana laced mircrophone to get the full effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 20, 2009 This is awfully good +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted March 20, 2009 The Sanctuarians visiting this place to recruit someone is like a Huey landing in the middle of the sh!t in Nam to pick up a wounded while under heavy fire in the form of unfunniness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 20, 2009 The Sanctuarians visiting this place to recruit someone is like a Huey landing in the middle of the sh!t in Nam to pick up a wounded while under heavy fire in the form of unfunniness. Yet you keep coming back for more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted March 20, 2009 The Sanctuarians visiting this place to recruit someone is like a Huey landing in the middle of the sh!t in Nam to pick up a wounded while under heavy fire in the form of unfunniness. Was this suppossed to be you showing us how "the funny" is done? If so........ FAYLE!@#! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 20, 2009 The Sanctuarians visiting this place to recruit someone is like a Huey landing in the middle of the sh!t in Nam to pick up a wounded while under heavy fire in the form of unfunniness. In fairness to KSB, it's hard to be funny when you're grieving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 20, 2009 In fairness to KSB, it's hard to be funny when you're grieving. Why are you still here? I thought you went to a "better place" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites