Anyone else think that this bored is getting to be intolerable?

[redtodd 7]

Redtodd is Carrot-Top without the muscles, long hair, or funny.

 

Don't forget the money.

[parrot 789]

Carrot Top is clearly on the juice, proving once again that comedy isn't a sport!

 

:chum:

[NewbieJr 541]

Don't forget the money.

It was implied. That'll come with the funny.

[redtodd 7]

It was implied. That'll come with the funny.

 

Carrot Top is rich, but not funny. Haven't you ever seen his act, Jose?

[parrot 789]

And on the "women" thing... anybody think Carrot Top actually hits from that side of the plate?

[NewbieJr 541]

Carrot Top is rich, but not funny. Haven't you ever seen his act, Jose?

 

Nothing more sad than a bitter comic. That's right, Carrt Top makes money and is known by everyone because he's not funny.

 

I feel the same way about Kasey Kasem. Terrible DJ

[redtodd 7]

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Nope, you aren't obsessed with me at all. Why do you dig me so much?

 

Is it because I don't need to highlight my hair to hide my gray?

Is it because I am capable of keeping a job (actually two of them)?

Is it because I actually care about my sports teams and I am not a bandwagoner?

Is it because I am charming?

Is it because I sell out bars in the middle of no where WI?

Is it because I have gloriously pasty white skin?

Is it because I wear clothes that are not worn by 15 year old boys?

Is it because I have big feet (goes well with the red hair)?

Is it because I can drink beer (i.e. Coors Light is not a beer)?

Is it because I have more posts than you (actually I didn't check this, I am just assuming, but you may have jumped up with your recent firing)?

Is it because I am from the town that edjr now lives in?

Is it because I have met a bunch of Geeks and none of them were you?

Is it because I have never worn a fanny pack?

Is it because I have girly like eye lashes?

Is it because my kid is the cutest kid in the world?

Is it because I have a fan club on facebook (127 fans)?

Is it because I am not a Liberal?

Is it because I have a wicked awesome accent?

Is it because I once joined the century club without puking?

Is it because I have regular bowel movements?

Is it because I am handsome.....quiet and achievement considering I was cursed with red hair. How many handsome redheads are there?

Is it because Shaun of the Dead is my cousin?

Is it because I once banged a best friend's sister?

Is it because I was a Sergeant in the Army?

Is it because I skipped a grade in elementary school?

Is it because I have the coolest wife in the world (see GTA joke)

Is it because I am on Youtube?

Is it because I have my own website?

Is it because I titanium in my body? I am like a cyborg.

Is it because I once ran 2 miles in 11:19? I repeat.......ONCE.

Is it because I am an only child?

Is it because I am a prety cool guy?

Is it because I am not capable of writing funny stuff? Incapable.

Is it because my In-Laws think I am cool......but then again they are simple farm people, so take it for what it is worth.

Is it because I opened for the blakc guy who made all the sounds in the police academy movies?

Is it because I have a degree in Plastics Engineering? Do you even have one?

Is it because I once beat up a skinhead?

Is it because I think Obama is a nightmare of a President who makes Bush look like a super hero?

Is it because I dig comic book movies?

Is it because I think HBO makes the coolest TV shows out there? I mean really, how cool is Entourage, The Wire and Deadwood?

Is it because I don't highlight my hair.......wait...I already said that one.

Is it because you fear speaking in public and I love it?

Is it because I have my own smiley face?

 

 

There may be more.......

[redtodd 7]

 

Nothing more sad than a bitter comic. That's right, Carrt Top makes money and is known by everyone because he's not funny.

 

I feel the same way about Kasey Kasem. Terrible DJ

 

Ah yes, there is something more sad. Being fired and not able to land another job. I'll take the Bitter Comic over the unemployed wannabe DJ.

[NewbieJr 541]

Nope, you aren't obsessed with me at all. Why do you dig me so much?

 

Is it because I don't need to highlight my hair to hide my gray?

Is it because I am capable of keeping a job (actually two of them)?

Is it because I actually care about my sports teams and I am not a bandwagoner?

Is it because I am charming?

Is it because I sell out bars in the middle of no where WI?

Is it because I have gloriously pasty white skin?

Is it because I wear closes that are not worn my 15 year old boys?

Is it because I have big feet (goes well with the red hair)?

Is it because I can drink beer (i.e. Coors Light is not a beer)?

Is it because I have more posts than you (actually I didn't check this, I am just assuming, but you may have jumped up with your recent firing)?

Is it because I am from the town that edjr now lives in?

Is it because I have met a bunch of Geeks and none of them were you?

Is it because I have never worn a fanny pack?

Is it because I have girly like eye lashes?

Is it because my kid is the cutest kid in the world?

Is it because I have a fan club on facebook (127 fans)?

Is it because I am not a Liberal?

Is it because I have a wicked awesome accent?

Is it because I once joined the century club without puking?

Is it because I have regular bowel movements?

Is it because I am handsome.....quiet and achievement considering I was cursed with red hair. How many handsome redheads are there?

Is it because Shaun of the Dead is my cousin?

Is it because I once banged a best friend's sister?

Is it because I was a Sergeant in the Army?

Is it because I skipped a grade in elementary school?

Is it because I have the coolest wife in the world (see GTA joke)

Is it because I am on Youtube?

Is it because I have my own website?

Is it because I titanium in my body? I am like a cyborg.

Is it because I once ran 2 miles in 11:19? I repeat.......ONCE.

Is it because I am an only child?

Is it because I am a prety cool guy?

Is it because I am not capable of writing funny stuff? Incapable.

Is it because my In-Laws think I am cool......but then again they are simple farm people, so take it for what it is worth.

Is it because I opened for the blakc guy who made all the sounds in the police academy movies?

Is it because I have a degree in Plastics Engineering? Do you even have one?

Is it because I once beat up a skinhead?

Is it because I think Obama is a nightmare of a President who makes Bush look like a super hero?

Is it because I dig comic book movies?

Is it because I think HBO makes the coolest TV shows out there? I mean really, how cool is Entourage, The Wire and Deadwood?

Is it because I don't highlight my hair.......wait...I already said that one.

Is it because you fear speaking in public and I love it?

Is it because I have my own smiley face?

There may be more.......

You could have saved a lot of time. It's because you pick on me.

[redtodd 7]

You could have saved a lot of time. It's because you complete me.

 

[wiffleball 4,790]

Is it because I wear closes that are not worn my 15 year old boys?

 

Either Gollum has taken over Redtodd's ID or RT is a comedian because he's absa-focking-lutely redtodded.

[NewbieJr 541]

Ah yes, there is something more sad. Being fired and not able to land another job. I'll take the Bitter Comic over the unemployed wannabe DJ.

Not a wannabe DJ. A 60+ jobs per year DJ.

 

Also, I can easily land another job. I'm just having trouble landing a similar-in-pay and position job. I'm patient, though.

[redtodd 7]

RT's too busy furthering his career to play here with us.

 

Speaking of which, when are grabbing a beer in Prescott?

[redtodd 7]

Either Gollum has taken over Redtodd's ID or RT is a comedian because he's absa-focking-lutely redtodded.

 

Are you really pulling the grammar police card? Jeez, Mr. Chunkalicious.

[redtodd 7]

Also, I can easily land another job. I'm just having trouble landing a similar-in-pay and position job. I'm patient, though.

 

Obviously talent is getting in the way.

 

Comedian > DJ

[redtodd 7]

Fock!! I am late for class.

 

You are all cvnts. Eat my taint hair.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Are you really pulling the grammar police card? Jeez, Mr. Chunkalicious.

 

No. That's not grammar you tard.

 

And that's not even a typo you retread.

 

Anybody who thinks "clothes" is spelled "closes" - Well, there's a reason why you're a failed comedian.

 

Perhaps if you started writing your jokes out and passing them out to people, they'd at least get a chuckle at your retardedness.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Fock!! I am late for class.

 

You are all cvnts. Eat my taint hair.

 

I call bullshiit.

 

Everyone knows you don't have any class.

 

 

 

 

What is it? Comedian school? What's tonight's topic? Seltzer Bottles?

[donhaas 18]

Stop picking on Newbie jr.

 

Rodgers > Dilfer > Brady

[NewbieJr 541]

Comedian > DJ

Wow. That's sad. Should we debate who's dad could kick who's dad's ass?

[NewbieJr 541]

What is it? Comedian school? What's tonight's topic? Seltzer Bottles?

Comedy class!!!!

 

Tonight's lesson is how to stick a rubber glove over your head and blow it up ala Howie Mandel. Tomorrow, the secret of the Moleeds featuring Charles Fleischer.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Carrot Top is rich, but not funny. Haven't you ever seen his act, Jose?

 

So you can be unfunny and successful.

 

 

What does that say about the unsuccessful "funny guys".

[redtodd 7]

No. That's not grammar you tard.

 

And that's not even a typo you retread.

 

Anybody who thinks "clothes" is spelled "closes" - Well, there's a reason why you're a failed comedian.

 

Perhaps if you started writing your jokes out and passing them out to people, they'd at least get a chuckle at your retardedness.

 

Using the Grammar Police Card on an obviously quickly type post and making petty, childish insults.

 

I see you are keeping you post quality consistent.

[redtodd 7]

I call bullshiit.

 

Everyone knows you don't have any class.

What is it? Comedian school? What's tonight's topic? Seltzer Bottles?

 

MBA classes. I want to make sure I am always trying to better myself so that my company does not find me useless and fire my ass like what happened to you and Newbie.

 

It must suck to be fired by your company because you provide no value.

[redtodd 7]

Stop picking on Newbie jr.

 

Rodgers > Dilfer > Brady

 

Donhaas > Redtodd

[NewbieJr 541]

MBA classes. I want to make sure I am always trying to better myself so that my company does not find me useless and fire my ass like what happened to you and Newbie.

 

It must suck to be fired by your company because you provide no value.

Company going under<> Being fired.

 

HTH

[redtodd 7]

Company going under<> Being fired.

 

HTH

 

So everyone at your company was let go?

[redtodd 7]

Wow. That's sad. Should we debate who's dad could kick who's dad's ass?

 

I know, saying that any profession is better than a DJ is not really saying much. I mean really, let's suppose they did have night courses for being a DJ what would it be?

 

Step One: Buy an MP3 Player

Step Two: Spend $40 on itunes

Step Three: Press Play

 

Congrats, you graduate.

[NewbieJr 541]

I know, saying that any profession is better than a DJ is not really saying much. I mean really, let's suppose they did have night courses for being a DJ what would it be?

 

Step One: Buy an MP3 Player

Step Two: Spend $40 on itunes

Step Three: Press Play

 

Congrats, you graduate.

60 X $500.00.

 

You do the math.

 

Now add free drinks, free dinner, and tons of hot chicks.

 

Hate all you want, but it is the bee's knees.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

60 X $500.00.

 

 

Wow!

 

That's alotta money to spend for someone who claims he isn't making any money off of these gigs cuz he doesn't want to be exposed as a parasite who is taking gubmint handouts and lying about making money on the side.

 

Crassic Obamabot.

[NewbieJr 541]

Wow!

 

That's alotta money to spend for someone who claims he isn't making any money off of these gigs cuz he doesn't want to be exposed as a parasite who is taking gubmint handouts and lying about making money on the side.

 

Crassic Obamabot.

Actually, I refuse to accept payment as long as I'm collecting unemployment. I wouldn't even accept my fantasy winnings this year. Hell, my family gave me money in birthday cards and I refused it. I want everything to be above board.

[footballpowers 0]

This thread is the perfect example of why this bored has turned into the SUX......(no pun intended SUX)

[redtodd 7]

60 X $500.00.

 

You do the math.

 

Now add free drinks, free dinner, and tons of hot chicks.

 

Hate all you want, but it is the bee's knees.

 

Again, any monkey can do it. There is no skill or talent in it.

 

I work 30 to 45 minutes a night with the free drinks and food. But you could never dream of being able to do what I do.

 

I also have the ability to do that while also keeping a day job.

[redtodd 7]

Actually, I refuse to accept payment as long as I'm collecting unemployment. I wouldn't even accept my fantasy winnings this year. Hell, my family gave me money in birthday cards and I refused it. I want everything to be above board.

 

So 60 x $500 = no acceptance of money? Something is not adding up.

[DuckStupid 40]

I've seen retodd live, and all I have to say is

[supermike80 1,898]

[NewbieJr 541]

So 60 x $500 = no acceptance of money? Something is not adding up.

That's my rate when I'm accepting pay. Because of the layoff, I do it for nothing so as to not violate the terms of my unemployment compensation.

[NewbieJr 541]

Again, any monkey can do it. There is no skill or talent in it.

 

I work 30 to 45 minutes a night with the free drinks and food. But you could never dream of being able to do what I do.

 

I also have the ability to do that while also keeping a day job.

 

I'm not laughing at what you wrote, because it's basically true. It isn't exactly a huge skill to be a good DJ.

 

I'm laughing because you are so pathetic in trying to validate yourself. You do realize that, if you didn't tell us everyday, no one would even know you're a comedian. You're a nobody. One out of millions.

[Franknbeans 46]

I think the start of the downfall was when the Celtics were eliminated and some whiny, bitchy little belly-acher started a Dwight Howard- Overrated-Sour Grapes thread. That's when the girly-stuff realy started taking over.

That's funny, I blame the board's downfall on Sux

[kutulu 1,676]