edjr 6,580 Posted July 17, 2009 1) Jerry Seinfeld Estimated Earnings*: $85 million The comedian-turned-TV superstar continues to cash in on the syndication rights for Seinfeld more than a decade after the show ended its run on NBC. He brings in millions more doing stand-up on the road. What's more, he was reportedly paid $10 million to star in a Microsoft ad alongside Bill Gates; the marketing campaign eventually ditched. 2) Chris Rock Estimated Earnings*: $42 million Between June 2008 and June 2009, the multitasking comic added multiple Hollywood films to his résumé (Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, the upcoming Death at a Funeral), released a new HBO stand-up special (Kill the Messenger) and embarked on his very profitable, worldwide "No Apologies" stand-up tour. He also snagged a new book contract. His TV show, Everyone Hates Chris, will begin a lucrative syndication run in the fall. 3) Jeff Dunham Estimated Earnings*: $30 million The ventriloquist struck comic gold after two decades of paying dues on the club circuit. Dunham's banner year included the highest-grossing stand-up tour of 2008 and a YouTube clip that drew more than 89 million views. The native Texan makes millions more with merchandise and DVD sales. In January, he inked a multiplatform deal with Comedy Central to create a new special, tour and TV show slated to debut in late 2009. 4) Dane Cook, (tie) Estimated Earnings*: $20 million Over the course of the year, the 37-year-old comic graced the big screen (opposite Kate Hudson in the My Best Friend's Girl) and the small screen (in a Comedy Central special), released an album (Isolated Incident) and embarked on a comedy tour. Earlier this year, Cook's half-brother and former manager was charged with embezzling millions from the comedy star. 4) George Lopez, (tie) Estimated Earnings*: $20 million Lopez is nothing if not busy. Over the course of the year, the Mexican-American comedian made big money on the road. His eponymous sitcom, which ended in 2007, lives on in repeats and his film résumé continues to grow. Next up, the multi-platform comedian is heading to late night with a new 11 pm show on TBS. 6) Howie Mandel Estimated Earnings*: $15 million Deal or No Deal has proved a great deal for its host, who now appears in both prime time and syndicated versions. Mandel added another NBC series, prank show Howie Do It, to his résumé this past season. Lest that were enough, he's also a spokesman for online retailer Buy.com and spends much of his time perfecting his act on the road. 7) Larry the Cable Guy Estimated Earnings*: $13 million Though he's no longer the country's top touring act as he's been in years past, Larry the Cable Guy continues to bank big money on the road. Along with his Blue Collar pals, he still cashes in on Blue Collar merchandise as well. Earlier this year, the veteran jokester was also the subject of a Comedy Central roast. Up next, he once again lends his voice as Mater in the Cars sequel. 8) Jeff Foxworthy Estimated Earnings*: $11 million Over the course of his career, the best-selling comedy recording artist of all time has sold in excess of 15 million comedy albums, more than twice as many as Steve Martin and Richard Pryor combined. This past year, the comic added a slew of stand-up gigs, a third season as host of his TV quiz show, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader? and another book, How to Really Stink at Work, a Guide to Making Yourself Fire-Proof While Having the Most Fun Possible to the portfolio. 9) Terry Fator, (tie) Estimated Earnings*: $10 million The season-two winner of NBC talent competition show America's Got Talent has been dubbed "the million dollar voice" and "the human jukebox." In February, the 44-year-old ventriloquist/impressionist, along with his 16 puppets, began a five-year stint at Sin City's Mirage Hotel. The reported price tag on the multi-year commitment? $100 million. 9) Russell Peters, (tie) Estimated Earnings*: $10 million It was another lucrative year for the Canadian funnyman, who's act frequently focuses on race Among the résumé additions: Peters sold an unprecedented 9,000-plus tickets in a single day to his his 20th Anniversary Tour show at London's 02 Arena. In addition to a steady stream of shows and a gig hosting the Juno Awards (Canada's Grammy Award equivalent), he released his comedy DVD, Red, White and Brown, which was filmed to a sold-out audience at Madison Square Garden in 2008. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,710 Posted July 17, 2009 I remember when comedians were funny people. Other than Chris Rock, this list is funnier than any of their acts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted July 17, 2009 19,488,010) redtodd Estimated Earnings*: $740 The comedian-turned message bored phenomenon continues to cash in on his pron comic book character known as PenusPhist more than a decade after DC took over the project. He brings in dollars more doing stand-up in daycare centers. What's more, he was reportedly paid $70 to star in a 'Don't say, that's so gay' ad; the spots were never aired due to violently negative responses from focus groups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 17, 2009 19,488,010) redtodd Estimated Earnings*: $740 The comedian-turned message bored phenomenon continues to cash in on his pron comic book character known as PenusPhist more than a decade after DC took over the project. He brings in dollars more doing stand-up in daycare centers. What's more, he was reportedly paid $70 to star in a 'Don't say, that's so gay' ad; the spots were never aired due to violently negative responses from focus groups. Well played. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 17, 2009 I remember when comedians were funny people. Other than Chris Rock, this list is funnier than any of their acts. Sienfeld was a funny comedian in the 80's, not so much anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted July 17, 2009 8) Jeff FoxworthyEstimated Earnings*: $11 million Over the course of his career, the best-selling comedy recording artist of all time has sold in excess of 15 million comedy albums, more than twice as many as Steve Martin and Richard Pryor combined. I didn't even know he did that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted July 17, 2009 Still love Dunham's Sweet Daddy D's take on NASCAR as a sport though,"walk away for 10 minutes and come back and you ain't missed a focking thing." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 17, 2009 Still love Dunham's Sweet Daddy D's take on NASCAR as a sport though,"walk away for 10 minutes and come back and you ain't missed a focking thing." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 618 Posted July 17, 2009 3) Jeff DunhamEstimated Earnings*: $30 million 9) Terry Fator, (tie) Estimated Earnings*: $10 million 9) Russell Peters, (tie) Estimated Earnings*: $10 million Never heard of 'em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted July 17, 2009 About the only redeeming quality of that list is the fact that Carlos Mencia isn't on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronToe Nedney 0 Posted July 17, 2009 Russel Peters is a pretty funny guy, itsbigmoni would appreciate his brand of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 17, 2009 About the only redeeming quality of that list is the fact that Carlos Mencia isn't on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted July 17, 2009 Never heard of 'em Jeff Dunham and Sweet Daddy D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted July 17, 2009 About the only redeeming quality of that list is the fact that Carlos Mencia isn't on it. truer words are rarely written on here!!! jeff dunham earns it i think. he works really hard and is hilarious. a few of those are just riding on their laurels and whatnot. havent done anything worthwhile in... well, awhile.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
washers 0 Posted July 18, 2009 surprised to see no katt williams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 18, 2009 surprised to see no katt williams. Oh hes's there - just not tall enough for you to see him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted July 18, 2009 Oh hes's there - just not tall enough for you to see him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted July 18, 2009 What's more, he was reportedly paid $10 million to star in a Microsoft ad alongside Bill Gates; the marketing campaign eventually ditched. Microsoft is aware of this issue and a patch will soon be issued making Ad 2.0 far better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted July 18, 2009 Jeff Dunham is an unfunny sh!t heap. Nothing he has ever done has come close to amusing me. What an awful, awful, awful prop comic. CarrotTop and Gallagher are superstars compared to this hack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted July 18, 2009 I have never seen a single episode of "Seinfeld." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites